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[theblindbadass]

[There's a barefoot girl standing out on the lawn of 1336 Benny Road. She's stomping her feet on the ground and looking incredibly frustrated.]

Okay.

Somebody explain what's going on right now.

...You guys? Are you here?

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[kol_shevik]

[Why are there so many little girls in this town.]

Comrade will have to be more specific than that. And say please.

[theblindbadass]

Please tell me what's going on before I really lose my temper!

So far, all I've heard is that it's impossible to leave. But that just shows you guys have no idea who you're dealing with.

[kol_shevik]

Is teeny-tiny Mayfield town. Little comrade can try to leave if wants, but won't be going anywhere fast. Just end up in circles.

And is easy -- we are dealing with decadence and slovenly underbelly of Capitalist pig sty.

[theblindbadass]

I've never heard of it. How far are we from Ba Sing Se?

[when_in_me]

Another one? Boy, you sure pop up fast. What shall I name you, hmm... I like Rome Junior!

[theblindbadass]

I have a name, and it's not Rome Junior.

Are you the person who kidnapped me? 'cause buddy, you are in for a world of hurt.

[when_in_me]

Eh? Eh? No, I didn't kidnap you! I don't do that stuff anymore, really! Anything Germania told you is a dirty lie!

[theblindbadass]

...The jig's up, kidnapper. Or should I say Rome.

Germania told me everything, so you might as well confess.

[k1_sauce]

Hey, do you need a pair of shoes? You might hurt your feet if you walk around barefoot.

[theblindbadass]

Not likely.

I'm not really a shoes person.

[k1_sauce]

...Alright, that's probably one of the more normal things I've heard around here.

[theblindbadass]

Why would I want some big clunky pieces of wood getting between me and the dirt?

[bustydefense]

Who are you looking for?

[theblindbadass]

My friends...

But I don't think they're here, are they?

[bustydefense]

I don't know. What are their names, and what are they like?

[theblindbadass]

...Aang's really light on his feet, and he's bald with arrow tattoos. Sokka's sarcastic and screams like a girl, and he has a ponytail. Katara tries to act sweet all the time, but she also nags a lot. Zuko likes to whine and has a scar on his face.

But if they were here, I think we would have found each other by now.

[playswithwater]

Good morning~

[theblindbadass]

Not really.

[playswithwater]

It could be worse.

[theblindbadass]

How?