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[thebloodyjuliet]

Do things of that nature happen often here?

Because now I'm stuck with some sort of pie and I don't know exactly what to do with it. Or whether it's edible. I do believe it might be chocolate.

And avocado.

...

These are the times when I wish He hadn't given you all free will.

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[oneeyedsnake]

Quite often, unfortunately.

[thebloodyjuliet]

Oh, it's you again♥ Hello, handsome.

Unfortunate indeed that such things plague us. Will it be happening again soon?

And I have no idea what to do with this pie. Do you want it? Or have someone you want to poison with it? I'm not sure if it's even edible.

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[oneeyedsnake]

Hello Grell.

In the past, it happened every other week, but that doesn't seem to be holding as of late.

[chuckles] There are all too many people here I'd like to poison with it, but they'd be unlikely to accept anything, let alone food, from me.

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[thebloodyjuliet]

So the owls are getting lazy, are they? Well, no bother to me if they don't want to inflict their horrors on us. Gives me more time to find their feathered hides and skin them.

You could always wrap it and leave it as a present on their doorstep. I doubt people are smart enough to refuse a gift like that.

[rapier_ex]

I could help you eat it!

[thebloodyjuliet]

Honestly, I'll just give it to you. It'll probably poison me if I try to eat it.

[rapier_ex]

Oh come on, be a little adventurous, Grell!

[thebloodyjuliet]

I'll let you be the adventurous one. When you die, I'll know it was a bad idea.

[isayisay]

Distressingly so, I'm afraid.

I say, that... doesn't sound terribly appetizing, what?

[thebloodyjuliet]

Nngh, that's what everyone else has said. And your name is? I'm afraid I don't recall it.

If I knew what is was all about, I could tell you, but I honestly have no idea.

[isayisay]

...It's Bertie. Bertie Wooster.

[thebloodyjuliet]

Ah, right, Mr. Wooster. I'm afraid my memory's been addled recently and I can't keep track of who I've met and who I haven't.