what starts with a H and ends with a "appy birthday kate"?

[thebluedisaster]

Well gents, another cute girl has entered the world of the legal. our friend kate has lived for 18 years and at long last is legal to nail

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[yourownvictory]

so i lose out on 8 scene points because i don't smoke? don't i get extra for being drug free? come on chris, do your math... jesus. <3

[thebluedisaster]

no you get them just for BEING ABLE to do it, you dont have to...
-3 scene points for not being able to read
+4 scene points for being drug free

[yourownvictory]

so in the end i get one. i'm satisfied. not to mention literate, a rarity indeed in hardcore!

[thebluedisaster]

whoa literacy is prevelant in MANY hardcore bands, for example: "everytime I die", "as i lay dying", "between the burried and me" "Fear before the march of flames" you need a STRONG grasp on the english language to come up with those names. sadly you dont need much of a grasp on anything to enjoy such music, ok maybe a grasp on hate, and a baseball bat.