i met a guitarist ( Read more... )

so in symphonic band today we sightread this song called canzona. in the middle of the song it calls for a steady cowbell beat ( Read more... )

i spent friday knight at willem's, it was weird because i've only been there in the daylight once or twice and when i woke up and saw it in the light i realized how fucking dirty it is. so i came up with a plan (benny and brittany have heard this already) whenever you want a drink at the house you have to pick up 10 pieces of trash. or sweep ( Read more... )

(read this in your head as you would listen to a poet spill their heart in a dimly lit coffee house near a bridge inseattle ( Read more... )

( lets walk through a typical conversation about music: (hint: im NOT shortieB03) )

the good thing about cigar tubes is that they double as sex toys afterwarrds, or during, or before... actually the good thing about cigar tubes is that they double as sex toys period ( Read more... )

in case the only way you read my posts is through the protective curtain of your friends list, i encourage you to venture into the newly reformatted monster that is my lj.
it features
-new colors
-new comment format
-a fixed background
and POOR MANS ANIMATION!! seriously its fuckin sweet ( Read more... )

today, technically yesterday was my birthday and it was good ( Read more... )

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