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Yeah, so, I'm back. Disney was awesome. I decided to give you pictures instead of writing lengthy paragraphs about it. Warning: image heavy!
Joanna in Les Chefs de France restaurant in Epcot.
Outside the restaurant...before we went for Guerlain.
Me! Yes, I'm white.
We got caught in the rain, so we ducked into the Japanese Pavilion and saw Transformers paraphernalia.
A plethora of Maneki Neko.
The most kick-ass mask in all of Disney.
Sugar art!
Mmm..cutlery.
The random ball that gives the random light show at night. All I knew was that it was taking up precious walking time.
Norway!
Sexy Viking ship.
Joanna immersed in the Cars video game.
Um, yeah. I was bored watching Joanna so I took random photo #1.
Random photo #2. Much more fun cause she had no idea I did it.
Random photo #3. The birthday button that gave fathers a good reason to stare at my chest.
Jojie at Imagination (the Figment ride!)
ERIC IDLE FTW.
Awwww.
So, there's this "cool station" that gives out samples of sodas from around the world. I took Joanna in there, knowing full-well that the one from Italy is the most dreadful substance ever created. I took a photo of her reactions to each drink so she wouldn't suspect anything. This is the actual reaction of the horrific soda named Beverly.
Random photo #4. Hilarious.
Scenic! "Italy", "America" and "Germany" in the background.
Canada!
lolz. and hey, my boobs!
Joanna in front of the Boardwalk Hotel.
Our hotel; the Beach Club
There were so many weddings going on while we were there. This was one. I always wanted to get married in Disney world, but I lol'd at this particular couple doing it at a random hotel instead of the Wedding Pavilion at The Grand Floridian.
Random photo #5. I'm a camera whore...on a boat no less!
IT'S A TRAP!
C3P0!
Joanna sucks at steadying the camera, but there I am. In front of the lovely Star Wars merch.
WANT. Too bad it's 85 bucks. I want to teach it to do my evil bidding...or fetch me breakfast.
Me on an Imperial Speeder Bike.
AT-AT.
Our hotel and the quiet pool. To Joanna's left is the jacuzzi that provided much needed, uh, relaxation?
We were bad and got the king of all ice cream sundaes at 1am. I had vanilla with hot fudge and caramel, but Joanna got strawberry yogurt, strawberry & pineapple topping, caramel, hot fudge, whipped cream, rainbow sprinkles and a cherry. She didn't even eat that much of it. What a whore.
At the 50's Prime Time Cafe. Our waitress was a loud-mouthed bitch who made with the liquor.
Walt's vision of the future. Too bad Disney. This is the future...WHERE IS MY HOVER CAR?!
Yay robots.
Asteroid ride from The Transit Authority.
The stupid Indy 500 attraction.
Random photo #6. On The Transit Authority.
Random photo #7. Always on Joanna's left. Damn south-paws.
Inside Space Mountain
Random photo #8. Joanna was on the phone, so I was bored.
Cindy's castle.
MY SECOND FAVORITE RIDE WAS FUCKING CLOSED. The Haunted Mansion just HAPPENS to be closed for renovation during my birthday. FUCKERS.
Psychotic clown from Small World
3D!
Halloween at Disney
Halloween candy! I got Candy Corn.
At The Rose & Crown British Pub. Joanna's already drunk...or she's just infatuated with our waiter Ed.
And there's Ed. Don't mind me, I'm slightly tipsy.
Frozen banana pt. 1
Frozen banana pt. 2
FIGMENT
Pretty.
So we went to Pleasure Island (the group of clubs at Disney) on the 8th. Ed, the hot English waiter, told us to meet him there at 11, so we did. The first club was 8Trax (70's and 80's). I got a drink and looked for Ed, but he wasn't there. It got old fast there, so we headed over to Motion. Top 40s and Rap. BOOOOOO. I punched Joanna for making me go in there. We got hit on, but Joanna said we were lesbians. No one said to prove it. :(
Moved on to the gay bar, Mannequins. Techno! All techno! I was in love. The dance floor rotated, there were strobe lights and fog machines. Major kickassery. I tried out my bellydancing moves, but all it got me was grinded on by random ravers who needed to back the fuck off. Jojie and I danced together a lot and got "YOU TWO ARE HOT!" plenty of times. We flipped them off and moved on. Went back to 8Trax, saw Ed, danced (well, Joanna did, I danced on my own with a drink), then went back to the room.
Part 2 will include more photos, a scan of the best SH5 article ever from EGM and a video of me having a conversation with and hugging a trash can. No, I wasn't drunk.
Oh! vaamped made this for me! ILY!
Joanna in Les Chefs de France restaurant in Epcot.
Outside the restaurant...before we went for Guerlain.
Me! Yes, I'm white.
We got caught in the rain, so we ducked into the Japanese Pavilion and saw Transformers paraphernalia.
A plethora of Maneki Neko.
The most kick-ass mask in all of Disney.
Sugar art!
Mmm..cutlery.
The random ball that gives the random light show at night. All I knew was that it was taking up precious walking time.
Norway!
Sexy Viking ship.
Joanna immersed in the Cars video game.
Um, yeah. I was bored watching Joanna so I took random photo #1.
Random photo #2. Much more fun cause she had no idea I did it.
Random photo #3. The birthday button that gave fathers a good reason to stare at my chest.
Jojie at Imagination (the Figment ride!)
ERIC IDLE FTW.
Awwww.
So, there's this "cool station" that gives out samples of sodas from around the world. I took Joanna in there, knowing full-well that the one from Italy is the most dreadful substance ever created. I took a photo of her reactions to each drink so she wouldn't suspect anything. This is the actual reaction of the horrific soda named Beverly.
Random photo #4. Hilarious.
Scenic! "Italy", "America" and "Germany" in the background.
Canada!
lolz. and hey, my boobs!
Joanna in front of the Boardwalk Hotel.
Our hotel; the Beach Club
There were so many weddings going on while we were there. This was one. I always wanted to get married in Disney world, but I lol'd at this particular couple doing it at a random hotel instead of the Wedding Pavilion at The Grand Floridian.
Random photo #5. I'm a camera whore...on a boat no less!
IT'S A TRAP!
C3P0!
Joanna sucks at steadying the camera, but there I am. In front of the lovely Star Wars merch.
WANT. Too bad it's 85 bucks. I want to teach it to do my evil bidding...or fetch me breakfast.
Me on an Imperial Speeder Bike.
AT-AT.
Our hotel and the quiet pool. To Joanna's left is the jacuzzi that provided much needed, uh, relaxation?
We were bad and got the king of all ice cream sundaes at 1am. I had vanilla with hot fudge and caramel, but Joanna got strawberry yogurt, strawberry & pineapple topping, caramel, hot fudge, whipped cream, rainbow sprinkles and a cherry. She didn't even eat that much of it. What a whore.
At the 50's Prime Time Cafe. Our waitress was a loud-mouthed bitch who made with the liquor.
Walt's vision of the future. Too bad Disney. This is the future...WHERE IS MY HOVER CAR?!
Yay robots.
Asteroid ride from The Transit Authority.
The stupid Indy 500 attraction.
Random photo #6. On The Transit Authority.
Random photo #7. Always on Joanna's left. Damn south-paws.
Inside Space Mountain
Random photo #8. Joanna was on the phone, so I was bored.
Cindy's castle.
MY SECOND FAVORITE RIDE WAS FUCKING CLOSED. The Haunted Mansion just HAPPENS to be closed for renovation during my birthday. FUCKERS.
Psychotic clown from Small World
3D!
Halloween at Disney
Halloween candy! I got Candy Corn.
At The Rose & Crown British Pub. Joanna's already drunk...or she's just infatuated with our waiter Ed.
And there's Ed. Don't mind me, I'm slightly tipsy.
Frozen banana pt. 1
Frozen banana pt. 2
FIGMENT
Pretty.
So we went to Pleasure Island (the group of clubs at Disney) on the 8th. Ed, the hot English waiter, told us to meet him there at 11, so we did. The first club was 8Trax (70's and 80's). I got a drink and looked for Ed, but he wasn't there. It got old fast there, so we headed over to Motion. Top 40s and Rap. BOOOOOO. I punched Joanna for making me go in there. We got hit on, but Joanna said we were lesbians. No one said to prove it. :(
Moved on to the gay bar, Mannequins. Techno! All techno! I was in love. The dance floor rotated, there were strobe lights and fog machines. Major kickassery. I tried out my bellydancing moves, but all it got me was grinded on by random ravers who needed to back the fuck off. Jojie and I danced together a lot and got "YOU TWO ARE HOT!" plenty of times. We flipped them off and moved on. Went back to 8Trax, saw Ed, danced (well, Joanna did, I danced on my own with a drink), then went back to the room.
Part 2 will include more photos, a scan of the best SH5 article ever from EGM and a video of me having a conversation with and hugging a trash can. No, I wasn't drunk.
Oh! vaamped made this for me! ILY!
