I wish all ID checks were as rigorous as the ones at the library.
Then, the next time I get pulled over I can just smile real big and say "Hey there!"
And the officer would know, that I'm me.

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I once knew a girl ( Read more... )

Note: Due to the fact that I am going to England next semester, Jason, all your stabbings are recinded.

SO

after mulling it over for a half a year Occidental College has decided to let me go abroad NEXT SEMESTER!!

Weird thing though: I took myself off the waitlist in April.

WHAT?

OK so I'm going to London Dramatic Academy next semester what?

Search my wang... go on...

Oh man. What. a. Couple of days ( Read more... )

Danny Way Jumps over Great Wall of China

In other news: China has a ministry of extreme sports and culture.

Lamest Thing...ever

Oh my God "On The Waterfront" is fucking amazing movie.
It's a great reality check for any actor who thinks they have talent, and anyone who thinks that we are in anyway close to the quality of movies that used to be made.
And though often parodied and mocked this line is absolutely heart wrenching in the movie:

Charlie: Look, kid, I - how much ( Read more... )