Life is (too short ( Read more... )

So I guess I'm only living here for two more months. The Landlord is kicking us out so he can have someone from his fucking family move in. I know I'm gonna move out anyway when I find a house. But what the fuck?! That is so fucked up. I'm gonna call up the owners and curse them, because, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! My family has lived here for like 7 ( Read more... )

I can already assume today with be quite interesting. You see, this morning, I woke up to urinate only to discover I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PANTS ON! I didn't have a passionate wet dream or anything that would possess me to fling my chones half way across the room. Shit, I don't even know what happened.....kind of creepy. All I know is that I went to ( Read more... )

It's afternoon now and I just woke up. I set my alarm for ten every morning, then when it goes off I set it for 11, and then when it goes off at 11 I turn it off and sleep until 12:30. My sister says it is probably because I have nothing to wake up for. I beg to differ, I have everything to wake up for.

Wow. I'm so bored I decided to get my nose pierced today. My sister says she'll front me the cash money dollar dollar bill yo, but I want her to come with me. So I might get it done today, I might get it done tomorrow. I haven't been poked with a needle, not even for a blood test in over a year or so, so this should be fun. I hear the nose is one ( Read more... )

Wow. I miss Kailei a whole lot. I didn't see her everyday, though I wish I could. I'm used to talking to her at least once a day. Until she gets back, all I can do is think about her. All the time. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......it's driving me nuts, I miss her too damn much. Hopefully she'll call me soon, because I already miss the sound of ( Read more... )

I feel a fuckload better today. It's nice. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....................but don't get too excited, you arrogant bastard. CALM DOWN! ......okay.....I'm good.

I really wish I had someone to talk to right now. But I don't, so will just wait...

I mean um........don't be gay! MAKE PAPER MACHE` It's fun! TRY IT KIDS!

"I don't want to be rude or anything, but you are having any kind of sex wear a rubber"

THANKS DAD! I TOTALLY FORGOT!