Juan Ruiz was stabbed through the heart with uncooked spaghetti strands when 150
mph winds hit his restaurant in Mexico City.

It's true, I need a haircut. This is what I'm thinking, but I don't know if it's really for me:


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Brandon, Brandon, Cadi, and I went to Stoney Point tonight.

( beach bums )

I'm home bitches.

( yep. )

500 miles away from home ( Read more... )

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I went on vacation everyone, check this out - there are so many pictures!


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Hello bitches and bastards, may I take your penises and vaginas?,
my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face and my mom is fucking the turkey.

Life is seriously funny sometimes. Like how Steve is so brave when he's drinking and thinks I wont take him out. Or when Nicole loses everything important and thinks it all happened while she was still sober.

Congratulations to everyone who got shit at the award ceremony ('specially Jodee and Poofy!).

Drunken nights are beautiful, no?

*I'm not a booty call
*my foot got crush by a pontoon boat
*the good ones are always taken

I'll never win.