A Brief Glimpse into the AIMing of certain Rent Castmembers!
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Auto Response from sparklyrainbowboi: hangin wit my boy from ohio
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MyHairCanEatU: For someone so cool, you’re a fool.
sparklyrainbowboi: omg rent nytw moment!1!!1!1 oh noes adam ur words r so painful
sparklyrainbowboi: how did u kno the nytw rent neway? u werent in it…
MyHairCanEatU: I sent my minion evil twin to play Roger.
MyHairCanEatU: You dumbass, I’ve listened to the damn show.
sparklyrainbowboi: o. I miss u….
MyHairCanEatU: Yeah, kay. I’m so glad I’m straight; I don’t have to deal with you.
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Auto Response from sparklyrainbowboi: im bleachin my hair
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MyHairCanEatU: Yo, Billy Idol, I got something to tell you.
sparklyrainbowboi: wut? i’m really busy herrr, adam.
MyHairCanEatU: I have AIDS, man.
sparklyrainbowboi: omg!!!1!! y didnt u say nething last night when we were having sex?!!?!?!?
MyHairCanEatU: I didn’t know then, dumbfuck. I found out this morning. Which means you probably have it, too.
sparklyrainbowboi: OH NOESS!!!!!!111!! how will i ever tell rodney?!
MyHairCanEatU: Not my problem, man. I’m just letting you know.
sparklyrainbowboi: im so sad, adam. how will i ever live with hiv cries.
MyHairCanEatU: Mr. Negative ‘cause he’s HIV positive… Plenty of people have done it, Tony-man. Buck up.
sparklyrainbowboi: y do u like 2 hurt me so much? and wut is ur obsession with nytw rent
MyHairCanEatU: I like it ‘cause it’s a piece of art. Genius, my boy.
sparklyrainbowboi: im serious, adam. i wanna cry now rly bad. u make me black inside.
MyHairCanEatU: Yeah, well, I’m laughing.
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Auto Response from sparklyrainbowboi: leave me alone cries. and adam if its u don’t bother talkin to me i hate u and were not speakin.
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MyHairCanEatU: Oh, no. What’s the matter now, then?
sparklyrainbowboi: u. u broke my heart. i cant believe u would do this 2 me.
MyHairCanEatU:… Are you ever really away when you say you are?
sparklyrainbowboi: …
sparklyrainbowboi: shut up.
MyHairCanEatU: And I thought you weren’t speaking to me.
sparklyrainbowboi: …
sparklyrainbowboi: fuck.
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Auto Response from sparklyrainbowboi: leave me alone cries. and adam if its u don’t bother talkin to me i hate u and were not speakin.
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MeDigsTayeDiggs: Hey, Anthony babe, it’s Dee. Just letting you know I got this new IM to lessen the chances of Taye finding out about Kris and me (I figured chenodee111 was a bit too conspicuous). Sorry you’re feeling down, I’ll call you later to check up.
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Auto Response from sparklyrainbowboi: leave me alone cries. and adam if its u don’t bother talkin to me i hate u and were not speakin.
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therealtomcollins: hey, anthony, man, what’s goin’ on? you sound bummed. i’ll catch you later, i heard about yours and adam’s fight. anyway, you’ll be fine. just think of angel.
therealtomcollins: ::sigh::
therealtomcollins: peace out, crackah.
pinstriped wonder: dee! i’ve missed you, babe! i met the craziest girls today.
MeDigsTayeDiggs: Oh, really?
pinstriped wonder: yeah, their names are shae and mel. They’re pretty insane rentheads. the three of us are like the same person.
pinstriped wonder: ‘cept shae wants to fuck you really bad, and… okay, bad example.
MeDigsTayeDiggs: A-ha! I knew it!
pinstriped wonder: knew what?
MeDigsTayeDiggs: That you want my body.
pinstriped wonder: well, really. how did you ever guess, by me getting you off twice this week or by me telling you how much i wanted your body?
pinstriped wonder: seriously, for such a good performer, you’re not particularly perceptive, hon.
pinstriped wonder: willy j. just got here; i gotta go, babe. love you!
MeDigsTayeDiggs: Love you too! Don’t tell Kristin.
pinstriped wonder: slut.
Part II coming soon!
I... don't even know. I hope it cheers up your psych notes, though, babe.