that sails on the bay ad kills me every time.
the dude is sooo fucking cheezy i love it

live a little, relax a little, sails on the bay etc etc

it's funny how when you really want something but can't have it, you pay extra close attention to others that have it going on ( Read more... )

bought a new car. not super siked on the look of it but it's nice inside and easy to drive. power windows, air con and shit.

it's no jap bus but it's still fresh from korea. close enough.

burgundy not brown. i'm colour blind and even i can see the red in it

unfortunately, i'm going to have to buy a new car. it's not worth getting mine back on the road really. i love that car, so fun to drive and it's never fucked up on me except for when the alternator bracket went and made the belt slip but that was fixed in a day ( Read more... )

just transferred money for the house boat in to my savings account. bring it on

how good is it when you're sick and you blow you nose and all this snot comes out but it also makes you need to cough shit up.
fucking get 2 birds stoned at once.

fucking got the worst cold.

can't breathe through my nose so i've had to put on soooo much lip balm.

and having an ulcer on the side of my mouth makes it worse.

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oi mac OS, where ya been all my life?????

get dressed we're playing golf today

i'm not playing golf i wanna play tennis

you're playing golf and you're gunna like it

what about my azzzzzzma

i'll give you asthma

hahahhaa