Dear [fill in the blank]
Dear Guy I Work With,
Why is it that every time I call you or you call me to get a question answered, we end up going off on a tangent and staying on the phone and talking about random things?
If you didn't work with me, I'd consider going out with you, and we'd probably be dating. I find you relatively intellectually stimulating; however, I am unsure if I want someone whose mental thought processes is very similar to mine. Alas, I learned those lessons already, or at least I think I did >_>.
Yes, I am fully aware that you are not physically attracted to me, but thanks for being around for tantalizing my brain at work. Otherwise, I might have ripped my hair out by now.
Your Co-worker,
~me
Dear Everybody Else at Work Who Isn't the Guy Above,
Stop giving me work. I end up bored out of my mind because I am stuck having to input stuff into the computer by hand because you are too lazy to put it in an excel spreadsheet. Yes, I'm bored of typing up excel and word documents.
Yes, I'll probably be a traditional 20-something and do the get up and go thing with my job.
Your Co-worker,
~me
Dear Roommate Whose Parents Own the House I Live In,
I feel sorry for your dog who is left in the kennel for anywhere from 12-18 hours a day. When the dog isn't in its kennel, it's either sleeping with you or on the couch while you are watching TV in the living room of which you have made your extended room at times with your school papers everywhere and your craft supplies everywhere too.
Please fix my internets so it doesn't go down when I'm in the middle of raiding Karazhan. I can't fucking raid on WoW because of this.
Your Roommate,
~me
Dear Other Roommate of Whom I Share the Bathroom With,
Do you have a boyfriend?
Your Roommate,
~me
Dear Mom,
Thank you for making me food and bringing it to work so I have something to eat. I don't cook so much any more because my roommate sucks and I don't have anybody to impress atm.
Your Daughter,
~me
Dear Sisters,
Congrats on finally graduating this year. I don't know what to get you all for graduation, but it's not going to suck as much as what you got me when I graduated high school and college.
Your Ate,
~me
Dear Dad,
I look like you. I'm not sure why, because I sure as hell didn't decide this. Well, I don't lack any chromosomes. And please lose weight.
Your Daughter,
~me
Dear Government,
I am a working class person with bachelors degrees making not much money. I have a car payment which my eyes go QQ because it's almost a week's paycheck going towards a car because O-town isn't pedestrian friendly. So give me a refund on my taxes, pl0x.
Your Working Class QQer,
~me
Dear Me,
WoW is sucking your life, but it's not like you have one anyways. Though you are doing a good job with waking up early and going to bed early for work. The next step is to start working out before work and starting to do the healthy thing again, because there's not a boy around to distract you anyways despite the guy at work.
I know it's hard, but you're supposed to be good and healthy despite growing up a fat ass.
Also you might want to consider investing more in overseas markets because the US just sucks. And save moar monies.
Yourself,
~me
Why is it that every time I call you or you call me to get a question answered, we end up going off on a tangent and staying on the phone and talking about random things?
If you didn't work with me, I'd consider going out with you, and we'd probably be dating. I find you relatively intellectually stimulating; however, I am unsure if I want someone whose mental thought processes is very similar to mine. Alas, I learned those lessons already, or at least I think I did >_>.
Yes, I am fully aware that you are not physically attracted to me, but thanks for being around for tantalizing my brain at work. Otherwise, I might have ripped my hair out by now.
Your Co-worker,
~me
Dear Everybody Else at Work Who Isn't the Guy Above,
Stop giving me work. I end up bored out of my mind because I am stuck having to input stuff into the computer by hand because you are too lazy to put it in an excel spreadsheet. Yes, I'm bored of typing up excel and word documents.
Yes, I'll probably be a traditional 20-something and do the get up and go thing with my job.
Your Co-worker,
~me
Dear Roommate Whose Parents Own the House I Live In,
I feel sorry for your dog who is left in the kennel for anywhere from 12-18 hours a day. When the dog isn't in its kennel, it's either sleeping with you or on the couch while you are watching TV in the living room of which you have made your extended room at times with your school papers everywhere and your craft supplies everywhere too.
Please fix my internets so it doesn't go down when I'm in the middle of raiding Karazhan. I can't fucking raid on WoW because of this.
Your Roommate,
~me
Dear Other Roommate of Whom I Share the Bathroom With,
Do you have a boyfriend?
Your Roommate,
~me
Dear Mom,
Thank you for making me food and bringing it to work so I have something to eat. I don't cook so much any more because my roommate sucks and I don't have anybody to impress atm.
Your Daughter,
~me
Dear Sisters,
Congrats on finally graduating this year. I don't know what to get you all for graduation, but it's not going to suck as much as what you got me when I graduated high school and college.
Your Ate,
~me
Dear Dad,
I look like you. I'm not sure why, because I sure as hell didn't decide this. Well, I don't lack any chromosomes. And please lose weight.
Your Daughter,
~me
Dear Government,
I am a working class person with bachelors degrees making not much money. I have a car payment which my eyes go QQ because it's almost a week's paycheck going towards a car because O-town isn't pedestrian friendly. So give me a refund on my taxes, pl0x.
Your Working Class QQer,
~me
Dear Me,
WoW is sucking your life, but it's not like you have one anyways. Though you are doing a good job with waking up early and going to bed early for work. The next step is to start working out before work and starting to do the healthy thing again, because there's not a boy around to distract you anyways despite the guy at work.
I know it's hard, but you're supposed to be good and healthy despite growing up a fat ass.
Also you might want to consider investing more in overseas markets because the US just sucks. And save moar monies.
Yourself,
~me