the other brian
This must be how the graphite feels when it sees the eraser
i
will
not
suck
i
will
not
suck
i
will
not
suck
This is my SOS
is there anyone out there who has yet to jump ship?
if there is, dont be a stranger
be a distraction instead
you know the number
Bought everyone in the pub a drink? underage
Swam with wild dolphins? never
Climbed a moutain? many many many
Taken a Ferrari for a test drive? Yeah right
Been inside the Great Pyramid? they dont let people in
Held a tarantula? Dont plan on it
Said ‘I love you’ and meant it? Answer unclear, try again later
Hugged a tree? Too many to count
Bungee jumped? never
Visited Paris? not yet
Watched a lightning storm at sea? aye
Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise? as i frantically type a paper yes
Seen the Northern Lights? not that i remember
Gone to a huge sports game? seen the red sox a couple times
Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa? they dont let you inside asshole, its leaning, it could fall
Grown and eaten your own vegetables? my dad grew tomatoes once, but i hated them at the time, but i think they were in a sauce i had, so yeah
Touched an iceberg? inappropriately
Slept under the stars? camping
Changed a baby’s diaper? cant even watch it without wanting to vom
Taken a trip in a hot air balloon? Never
Watched a meteor shower? aye
Gotten drunk on champagne? im no aristocrat
Given more than you can afford to charity? 200 bucks
Looked up at the night sky through a telescope? No but i should
Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment? kiiiiinda
Had a food fight? im not big on projectiles
Bet on a winning horse? bad luck
Taken a sick day when you’re not ill? yeah
Asked out a stranger? made out
Had a snowball fight? i was the napoleon of snowball fights in my preschool
Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier? its not big enough
Screamed as loudly as you possibly can? nooooope
Enacted a favorite fantasy? not yet
Taken a midnight skinny dip? we were gonna get naked but we didnt
Taken an ice cold bath? yeah
Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar? nah
Seen a total eclipse? on TV
Ridden a roller coaster? A few
Hit a home run? not that i remember
Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking? when nobodys looking
Adopted an accent for an entire day? no but i will if im around people who dont know me
Visited the birthplace of your ancestors? never been to the motherland
Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment? yes
Had two hard drives for your computer? nope
Visited all 50 states? No.
Loved your job for all accounts? its not bad
Taken care of someone who was drunk? allllways babysitting
Had enough money to be truly satisfied? yes
Have amazing friends? better than i deserve
Danced with a stranger in a foreign country? nope
Watched wild whales? Yep
Stolen a sign? no signs no
Backpacked in Europe? never been
Taken a road-trip? yeah sort of
Been rock climbing? aye
Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice? yes actually, coming back from Baja
Midnight walk on the beach? not quite midnight but still my fave
Been sky diving? No
Visited Ireland? No
Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love? arent you the latter because you are the former?
In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them? nah
Visited Japan? do i look like a pokemon
Benchpressed your own weight? Har
Milked a cow? id vom
Alphabetized your records/cds? noo
Pretended to be a superhero? i am, just ask the claw machine
Sung karaoke? yep
Lounged around in bed all day? yes
Been scuba diving? nope
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Played in the mud? naaah
Played in the rain? yeah
Gone to a drive-in theater? a few times
Done something you should regret, but don’t regret? i regret everything i should regret
Visited the Great Wall of China? noooo
Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog? hi christina
Dropped Windows in favor of something better? noo
Started a business? noo
Fallen in love and not had your heart broken? no
Swordfought for the honor of a woman? i would in a second
Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight? hahaha yeah
Gotten married? i was supposed to
Been in a movie? The Tennant
Crashed a party? Nah
Loved someone you shouldn’t have? probably
Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy? have i?
Gotten divorced? no but im sure i will
Made cookies from scratch? aye, in my undies no less
Won first prize in a costume contest? no
Ridden a gondola in Venice? does Epcot count
Gotten a tattoo? no
Rafted the Snake River? not that river
Been on television news programs as an "expert"? if they had a news program on making out
Got flowers for no reason? given
Got so drunk you don’t remember anything? i always remember
Tried some form of illegal drug? yep
Performed on stage? Yup
Been to Las Vegas? nope
Recorded music? Oh yes
Eaten shark? took a bite out of a live one
Gone to Thailand? No
Seen Siouxsie live? who the hell is that
Bought a house? in the sims
Been in a combat zone? lasertag
Buried one/both of your parents? no
Been on a cruise ship? never
Spoken more than one language fluently? nope
Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone? havent been in many fights
Performed in Rocky Horror? nope
Read - and understood - your credit report? 0 credit
Raised children? sam
Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy? nope
Followed your favorite band/singer on tour? nah
Created and named your own constellation of stars? the big penis, but its the big dipper backwards
Found out something significant that your ancestors did? botticelli painted and the Kellys were Irish kings
Called or written your Congress person? Yeah
Picked up and moved to another city to just start over? Nope
Had plastic surgery? Not planning on it
Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived? yeah kinda
Wrote articles for a large publication? the trinity informer and i tried for the hippo
Lost over 100 pounds? Yes and i now weigh 30 pounds
Piloted an airplane? Nope
Petted a shark? before i ate it
Broken someone’s heart? dont think so
Helped an animal give birth? i hope not
Been fired or laid off from a job? almost
Won money on a T.V. game show? i wish
Gone on an African photo safari? nope
Ridden a motorcycle? not yet
Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph/160 kph? yes, bitches
Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced? no piercings
Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol? yeah
Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild? mushrooms are gross
Ridden a horse? a pony as a kid
Had major surgery? 6 stitches is the worst
Had a snake as a pet? why would anyone do that
Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon? id rather jump
Slept through an entire flight? Yeah
Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours? Not that lazy
Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states? nope
Visited all 7 continents? fucking a no
Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days? yes
Eaten kangaroo meat? no but i would in a second
Been a sperm or egg donor? nope
Eaten sushi? hellz yeah
Had your picture in the newspaper? Yeah i think
Had 2 healthy romantic relationships lasting longer than a year? yeah right, try 1/4th of that
Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about? yeah i think
Gotten someone fired for their actions? never gotten anyone fired
Parasailed? it looks boring
Changed your name? nah but doesnt mine suck
Petted a cockroach? kill yourself
Eaten fried green tomatoes? no
Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups? salt shakers
Gotten 86ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you? no.
Taught yourself an art from scratch? bass
Killed and prepared an animal for eating? no
Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt? i havent inflicted that much hurt
Skipped all your school reunions? still in school
Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language? all the time at work
Been elected to public office? amanda and luiz elected me king of the universe
Written your own computer language? english
Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream? never
Had to put someone you love into hospice care? nope
Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you? tickets to my show
Had a booth at a street fair? no
Dyed your hair? yes
Been a DJ? No.
Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal? both times
Written your own role playing game? No
Been arrested? no
i
will
not
suck
i
will
not
suck
i
will
not
suck
This is my SOS
is there anyone out there who has yet to jump ship?
if there is, dont be a stranger
be a distraction instead
you know the number
Bought everyone in the pub a drink? underage
Swam with wild dolphins? never
Climbed a moutain? many many many
Taken a Ferrari for a test drive? Yeah right
Been inside the Great Pyramid? they dont let people in
Held a tarantula? Dont plan on it
Said ‘I love you’ and meant it? Answer unclear, try again later
Hugged a tree? Too many to count
Bungee jumped? never
Visited Paris? not yet
Watched a lightning storm at sea? aye
Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise? as i frantically type a paper yes
Seen the Northern Lights? not that i remember
Gone to a huge sports game? seen the red sox a couple times
Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa? they dont let you inside asshole, its leaning, it could fall
Grown and eaten your own vegetables? my dad grew tomatoes once, but i hated them at the time, but i think they were in a sauce i had, so yeah
Touched an iceberg? inappropriately
Slept under the stars? camping
Changed a baby’s diaper? cant even watch it without wanting to vom
Taken a trip in a hot air balloon? Never
Watched a meteor shower? aye
Gotten drunk on champagne? im no aristocrat
Given more than you can afford to charity? 200 bucks
Looked up at the night sky through a telescope? No but i should
Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment? kiiiiinda
Had a food fight? im not big on projectiles
Bet on a winning horse? bad luck
Taken a sick day when you’re not ill? yeah
Asked out a stranger? made out
Had a snowball fight? i was the napoleon of snowball fights in my preschool
Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier? its not big enough
Screamed as loudly as you possibly can? nooooope
Enacted a favorite fantasy? not yet
Taken a midnight skinny dip? we were gonna get naked but we didnt
Taken an ice cold bath? yeah
Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar? nah
Seen a total eclipse? on TV
Ridden a roller coaster? A few
Hit a home run? not that i remember
Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking? when nobodys looking
Adopted an accent for an entire day? no but i will if im around people who dont know me
Visited the birthplace of your ancestors? never been to the motherland
Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment? yes
Had two hard drives for your computer? nope
Visited all 50 states? No.
Loved your job for all accounts? its not bad
Taken care of someone who was drunk? allllways babysitting
Had enough money to be truly satisfied? yes
Have amazing friends? better than i deserve
Danced with a stranger in a foreign country? nope
Watched wild whales? Yep
Stolen a sign? no signs no
Backpacked in Europe? never been
Taken a road-trip? yeah sort of
Been rock climbing? aye
Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice? yes actually, coming back from Baja
Midnight walk on the beach? not quite midnight but still my fave
Been sky diving? No
Visited Ireland? No
Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love? arent you the latter because you are the former?
In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them? nah
Visited Japan? do i look like a pokemon
Benchpressed your own weight? Har
Milked a cow? id vom
Alphabetized your records/cds? noo
Pretended to be a superhero? i am, just ask the claw machine
Sung karaoke? yep
Lounged around in bed all day? yes
Been scuba diving? nope
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Played in the mud? naaah
Played in the rain? yeah
Gone to a drive-in theater? a few times
Done something you should regret, but don’t regret? i regret everything i should regret
Visited the Great Wall of China? noooo
Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog? hi christina
Dropped Windows in favor of something better? noo
Started a business? noo
Fallen in love and not had your heart broken? no
Swordfought for the honor of a woman? i would in a second
Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight? hahaha yeah
Gotten married? i was supposed to
Been in a movie? The Tennant
Crashed a party? Nah
Loved someone you shouldn’t have? probably
Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy? have i?
Gotten divorced? no but im sure i will
Made cookies from scratch? aye, in my undies no less
Won first prize in a costume contest? no
Ridden a gondola in Venice? does Epcot count
Gotten a tattoo? no
Rafted the Snake River? not that river
Been on television news programs as an "expert"? if they had a news program on making out
Got flowers for no reason? given
Got so drunk you don’t remember anything? i always remember
Tried some form of illegal drug? yep
Performed on stage? Yup
Been to Las Vegas? nope
Recorded music? Oh yes
Eaten shark? took a bite out of a live one
Gone to Thailand? No
Seen Siouxsie live? who the hell is that
Bought a house? in the sims
Been in a combat zone? lasertag
Buried one/both of your parents? no
Been on a cruise ship? never
Spoken more than one language fluently? nope
Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone? havent been in many fights
Performed in Rocky Horror? nope
Read - and understood - your credit report? 0 credit
Raised children? sam
Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy? nope
Followed your favorite band/singer on tour? nah
Created and named your own constellation of stars? the big penis, but its the big dipper backwards
Found out something significant that your ancestors did? botticelli painted and the Kellys were Irish kings
Called or written your Congress person? Yeah
Picked up and moved to another city to just start over? Nope
Had plastic surgery? Not planning on it
Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived? yeah kinda
Wrote articles for a large publication? the trinity informer and i tried for the hippo
Lost over 100 pounds? Yes and i now weigh 30 pounds
Piloted an airplane? Nope
Petted a shark? before i ate it
Broken someone’s heart? dont think so
Helped an animal give birth? i hope not
Been fired or laid off from a job? almost
Won money on a T.V. game show? i wish
Gone on an African photo safari? nope
Ridden a motorcycle? not yet
Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph/160 kph? yes, bitches
Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced? no piercings
Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol? yeah
Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild? mushrooms are gross
Ridden a horse? a pony as a kid
Had major surgery? 6 stitches is the worst
Had a snake as a pet? why would anyone do that
Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon? id rather jump
Slept through an entire flight? Yeah
Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours? Not that lazy
Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states? nope
Visited all 7 continents? fucking a no
Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days? yes
Eaten kangaroo meat? no but i would in a second
Been a sperm or egg donor? nope
Eaten sushi? hellz yeah
Had your picture in the newspaper? Yeah i think
Had 2 healthy romantic relationships lasting longer than a year? yeah right, try 1/4th of that
Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about? yeah i think
Gotten someone fired for their actions? never gotten anyone fired
Parasailed? it looks boring
Changed your name? nah but doesnt mine suck
Petted a cockroach? kill yourself
Eaten fried green tomatoes? no
Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups? salt shakers
Gotten 86ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you? no.
Taught yourself an art from scratch? bass
Killed and prepared an animal for eating? no
Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt? i havent inflicted that much hurt
Skipped all your school reunions? still in school
Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language? all the time at work
Been elected to public office? amanda and luiz elected me king of the universe
Written your own computer language? english
Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream? never
Had to put someone you love into hospice care? nope
Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you? tickets to my show
Had a booth at a street fair? no
Dyed your hair? yes
Been a DJ? No.
Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal? both times
Written your own role playing game? No
Been arrested? no