1. Learn sign language. 2. Learn how to speak French. 3. Learn how to sew my own clothes. 4. Learn how to cook everything. 5. Become a better photographer. 6. Live in Europe for at least six months. 7. Inspire a masterpeice.
Coworker #1: Hey, look: a list of famous people born on Friday the 13th. Coworker #2: I wonder if I was born on Friday the 13th. Coworker #1: When's your birthday? Coworker #2: August 5th. Coworker #1: Then no.
Lottery Board: Eeexcellent! Customer: These ice cream cones and $100 in lotto tickets. Store clerk: Ok, $106.39 Customer: What? These ice creams cost $6! What a waste of money! No, I dont want them. What a waste. Seriously! No, no just the lotto tickets.