I believe Spider Jerusalem siad it best

[thebroodwich]

SCUM!

YOU USELESS BASTARDS CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT, CAN YOU? YOU AGAINST ME NOW, IS THAT IT? HAH? THAT HOW YOU WANT IT? YEAH?

ME AGAINST THE FUCKING WORLD!

THAT'S THE WAY IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING BEEN--WHY SHOULD I FUCKING WORRY NOW?

USELESS BETRAYING FUCKERS, I GIVE YOU THE TRUTH AND YOU DO NOTHING, AND NOW I'M ALL ALONE...

Comments

[loudnbothered]

http://warren-ellis.livejournal.com/

[thebroodwich]

You're doing it wrong. It's the character, not the author.XP

[thebroodwich]

1. Go to Wikipedia.
2. Enter "Transmetropolitan" or "Spider Jerusalem".
3. Read the entry.
4.?
5. Profit! And enjoy Australia!

[thebroodwich]

No. Following them in order is essential.

[angry_chick]

I LOL'D.