Anyone have weight loss tips?

I'm in a pool and $500 dollars is at stake.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/patriots_season_perfect_for_rest

Beautiful.

 McCain for President in 2008.

He may not be the best, but at least he's not

Mitt Romney-- He's Dracula's roughneck brother in a suit and he's got the backing of all the scum-slurping conservative pundits. Old ideas and prejudices are his forte. PASS.

Hilliary Clinton-- A good choice, if you want someone who'd turn the country into a socialist ( Read more... )

 I wish I could walk on the ceiling for a day, just for a change of perspective.

My cat died about two weeks ago. He was 19. I keep expecting him to come up to me whenever I have to kneel. It's quite silly. :/

 Sorry Emma, sorry Jesse.

I still haven't mailed your Christmas cards. I promise that you'll get them before the Superbowl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

OK, that made me feel better.

The daily grind during the week was bad enough, with janitorial work being what it is, but now they want to cap it off with a mandatory three-hour "workshop" (how I despise that term) on Sexual Harassment and Right To Know? This has got to be a bad joke. I can't face this. This is asking too much. If I am forced to do this, I deeply and sincerely ( Read more... )

If I know you in real life, and you don't get invited to our wedding reception, please don't take it personally. We've only known most of you for about a year and a half. We are not that well-off and, being that my family alone is 65+ people, can only invite some of you. Don't take offense -- we still like all of you and you can rest assured that ( Read more... )

 One of these days I will manage to write about how much of a good time I've had somewhere over the weekend before the week strangles the recollection. This journal has really missed out on alot of fun I had in the second half of 2007. Oh well.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to anybody reading this.

I really love this faux-Robert Kennedy vibe ( Read more... )

Stop criticizing each other, stop laying the blame at the other party's feet, stop throwing superfluous adjectives at us and give us SOMETHING OF SUBSTANCE, YOU INSIPID, INEFFECTUAL FUCKS! Why don't you bastards ever tell us HOW you will achieve these great things you have planned? Why must we go through you're shuck and jive every four years? I ( Read more... )