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[theburningempty]

My mom borrowed Twilight from a friend and we all watched it as a family. The highlights:

edwaard: (SAVES BELLA FROM A STUNTMAN DRIVING A VAN)
dad: (in cantonese) I REALLY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE HIM <333

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[carrotsandroses]

dad: THAT'S CAUSE SHE'S BORING.
me: THAT'S CAUSE SHE'S BRAINLESS.
mom: THAT'S CAUSE SHE'S SOULESS.

THIS THIS THIS :D

Your family sounds much more fun to watch movies with than mine. My dad usually ends up sleeping halfway, my mom spends the entire time asking obvious questions about the plot, and my brother usually just brags about how he saw a better related movie on his computer :/

[theburningempty]

LOL, we're normally not that obnoxious. And holyshit is that a mom thing?? My mom does that too and I have to go "please just keep on watching" all the time XD

[theburningempty]

awww <3

/picksup

[a_j_g]

I want to watch movies with your family. &hearts

[theburningempty]

ahaha most of the time we're pretty normal, except when we watch movies for the lulz /o/

[jusrecht]

mom: YOU'VE HAD HEROIN BEFORE. I DO NOT APPROVE. >:C
YOUR MOM IS AWESOME

IN FACT YOUR FAMILY IS AWESOME. TWILIGHT AS FAMILY MOVIE.

[theburningempty]

You should've heard her. She sounded SO GENUINELY INDIGNANT AND DISPROVING.

AND NO WE'RE NOT MOST OF THE TIME. We're just snarky sonsofbitches /o/

[theburningempty]

That's even more reason to watch it with them.

The family that mocks together.
ROCKS TOGETHER.