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[theburningempty]

my dad is the most paranoid, naggy old fart on the face of the earth but at least my mom balances him out. We're grocery shopping and

me: aaah baked poe-tae-toes! We haven't had some in so long )o) <3

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[pollinia]

Your family is hilarious. Your mom's response was fantastic, but I think your dad's COMPLETE AND UTTER SKEPTICISM was even better. <3

[theburningempty]

LMAO I really felt like shaking him at that part.

DAD. IT'S A POTATO. NOT A GRENADE. WE DON'T EAT BAKED GRENADES. )o)

[theburningempty]

am now imagining a world where potatos spontaneously combust.

... *A*

[franzetta]

I think your dad is thinking eggs.
LOL exploding eggs.

[theburningempty]

OR GRENADES )o)

[franzetta]

...would anyone microwave a grenade?

if itlooked like a potato?