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[thecaryshow]

I just chased a motherfucking bat out of my house with Paisley. A fucking winged mouse.

... and I'm hoping to God it wasn't the vampire variety, because I smacked it right good on the face with a golf club, but - in my infinite mercy - let it live. And you know, vampires are vengeful types.

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[sewermanlives]

I am never coming to a party at your plcae again.

Okay, that was a bit rash*, but it will require more drinking than usual.

-Scott

*Rash, much like the one you're going to get from all those bats giving you diseases.

[sewermanlives]

Oh, and...

"I just chased a motherfucking bat out of my house with Paisley."

I choose to interpret this as Paisley brought the bat in and you chased both of them out. Because the idea of you swinging a golf club at a human being and them fleeing is just funnier.

Later.

[pb_and_pickled]

Cary, you rawk ;p .

[sunflovversutra]

Creatures these days are invasive! I chase ground squirrels out of my apartment about 10000000 times a day. Okay more like 10. They like to bite my toes and sit on my lap. Run into my room and eat my earplugs. Oh. And piss in my drink. I want to go all St. Patrick-like, but with the squirrels, not snakes. Snakes are okay.