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[thecatalog]

Guess what I got for a late birthday gift!

My car stolen!

If you see a green 98 Honda Civic, TN license PGD 803, then beat the shit out of its driver at the nearest stoplight. Then call the cops. Thanks.

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[evilmonkeys]

will do

[thecatalog]

thanks

[stevenleighcook]

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I beseech The Heavens to bring prostate cancer upon the culprit.

[thecatalog]

Could you also ask The Heavens to remove one of the culprit's eyes? Thanks.