what have i been upto you ask, well read along!! :D
*sings* yo, yo! sean paul! yo, yo!!
don't you hate it when you spend like 30mins trying to figure out why your msn won't work, you look for all the reasons and then sort it out and theres noone online... lame! *le sigh* nevermind!
so for the past like 2-ish weeks ive been doing my big film studies essay, for my transnational media class (omg, my lecturer for this class is extremely hott! everybody loves him, even if he is gray and kinda-ish old! but it's an insentive to go to class, wooo!) *shakes head* anyways, i'm writing a 3,000 word essay on Bruce Lee and his impact on western/eastern audiences which as far as essays go is preetily much my wet dream! hhehe, good imagery eh? but its actually amazing i'm enjoying writing an essay! woo, lame isn't it! :D but it's such an interesting subject! anyway...
I can hear my landlord yelling at one of my housemates so i'm just gonna hide out here untill he goes! he's sooo scary! his names mr swali right and like he has all these minions, we assume that he keeps them locked up in his basement and gets them to perform all the crappy tasks he doesn't want to! the one that always comes to our house is scary, he's bald, wears glasses, listens to soothing music on his huge headphones and looks like he going to go on a keeling rampage!! we think he owes Swali a life debt or something and like if he doesn't do what hes told he gets lashes! were thinking of thrying to set him free soon.... *ponders*
you know when you need to get healthy when:
a) your sitting on the sofa with a burger in one hand, chips in your mouth and a can of coke in the other
b) you see like 30 different programmes a day aboot obeasity and how to loose weight
c) you think: "shit, i really wanna eat a large pizza and 4 litres of coke!"
so i have decided to take action against my laziness and wiggly bits, i have *cue dramatic music*: joined a gym! woo!
but before you think, "what ever you corporate sell out!" it's a local community gym and its only £10 a month! and you can do yoga, tai chi, caporeria, kung fu and just use the work out machines! i went for a session last night, because me and my house mate sarah have signed up so were gonna motivate each other to go, and i showed me how unfit i was compared to when i was doing my blackbelt training! jeesh, it's not good! but i did a good hours workout got a sweat on feel better! i was having a proper melancholic morning because its kina mundane here at the moment due to lack of funds and time to do stuff! but yey! watch out i'm gonna be fit and healthy again! wooooo! i can't wait!!!
also on a slight side note, i'm practicing nunchucks again with my next door neighbour! he's brilliant and i'm preety poor but i'm teaching him self defense! woo! good trade!
well last weekend my best mate from home, jai, came upto stay! after aboot 2 years of him trying to get up here he finally came! it was sooo good! on the saturday night we went to stealth vs rescue rooms, which wasn't as good as i remeber last year but it was still funny! anyway we had loads of drinks then my mate jess got really ill and like i had to look after her the whole night!
so the next day we got up, went and saw borat again (omg, that movie is sooo funny! sacha baron cohen is amazing! some peoples views are proper fucked!!!) and then we decided we were going to goto this big fireworks display in nottingham (because it was guy hawkes night!) but we went to pizza hut, got full of greasyness and decided that we were gonna have our own firework display in our backgarden! so jai, being the crazy git he is, bought £40 worth of fire works and like £40 worth of booze and we had a cool fireworks night with our ace nextdoor neighbours (40 not 36, 36 is full of mean people! they had a fireworks thingy like 3 hours before ours and they didn't even invite us over! meanies!) and drank loads! i was very pissed, but jai more soo. and then he got ill and like threw up all over our garden.... i had to clean it up...grr! so like heres the moral of the story:
don't get your lightweight friends drunk or your gonna be cleaning up after them!!!!
okay, i'm gonna go see if my landlord is still aboot or if it's safe to venture out into my house!! me is hunger!!! i also need to clean my room and watch "Twin Warriors" which is an amazing film!!! :D bye bye for now lj-land peoples!
don't you hate it when you spend like 30mins trying to figure out why your msn won't work, you look for all the reasons and then sort it out and theres noone online... lame! *le sigh* nevermind!
so for the past like 2-ish weeks ive been doing my big film studies essay, for my transnational media class (omg, my lecturer for this class is extremely hott! everybody loves him, even if he is gray and kinda-ish old! but it's an insentive to go to class, wooo!) *shakes head* anyways, i'm writing a 3,000 word essay on Bruce Lee and his impact on western/eastern audiences which as far as essays go is preetily much my wet dream! hhehe, good imagery eh? but its actually amazing i'm enjoying writing an essay! woo, lame isn't it! :D but it's such an interesting subject! anyway...
I can hear my landlord yelling at one of my housemates so i'm just gonna hide out here untill he goes! he's sooo scary! his names mr swali right and like he has all these minions, we assume that he keeps them locked up in his basement and gets them to perform all the crappy tasks he doesn't want to! the one that always comes to our house is scary, he's bald, wears glasses, listens to soothing music on his huge headphones and looks like he going to go on a keeling rampage!! we think he owes Swali a life debt or something and like if he doesn't do what hes told he gets lashes! were thinking of thrying to set him free soon.... *ponders*
you know when you need to get healthy when:
a) your sitting on the sofa with a burger in one hand, chips in your mouth and a can of coke in the other
b) you see like 30 different programmes a day aboot obeasity and how to loose weight
c) you think: "shit, i really wanna eat a large pizza and 4 litres of coke!"
so i have decided to take action against my laziness and wiggly bits, i have *cue dramatic music*: joined a gym! woo!
but before you think, "what ever you corporate sell out!" it's a local community gym and its only £10 a month! and you can do yoga, tai chi, caporeria, kung fu and just use the work out machines! i went for a session last night, because me and my house mate sarah have signed up so were gonna motivate each other to go, and i showed me how unfit i was compared to when i was doing my blackbelt training! jeesh, it's not good! but i did a good hours workout got a sweat on feel better! i was having a proper melancholic morning because its kina mundane here at the moment due to lack of funds and time to do stuff! but yey! watch out i'm gonna be fit and healthy again! wooooo! i can't wait!!!
also on a slight side note, i'm practicing nunchucks again with my next door neighbour! he's brilliant and i'm preety poor but i'm teaching him self defense! woo! good trade!
well last weekend my best mate from home, jai, came upto stay! after aboot 2 years of him trying to get up here he finally came! it was sooo good! on the saturday night we went to stealth vs rescue rooms, which wasn't as good as i remeber last year but it was still funny! anyway we had loads of drinks then my mate jess got really ill and like i had to look after her the whole night!
so the next day we got up, went and saw borat again (omg, that movie is sooo funny! sacha baron cohen is amazing! some peoples views are proper fucked!!!) and then we decided we were going to goto this big fireworks display in nottingham (because it was guy hawkes night!) but we went to pizza hut, got full of greasyness and decided that we were gonna have our own firework display in our backgarden! so jai, being the crazy git he is, bought £40 worth of fire works and like £40 worth of booze and we had a cool fireworks night with our ace nextdoor neighbours (40 not 36, 36 is full of mean people! they had a fireworks thingy like 3 hours before ours and they didn't even invite us over! meanies!) and drank loads! i was very pissed, but jai more soo. and then he got ill and like threw up all over our garden.... i had to clean it up...grr! so like heres the moral of the story:
don't get your lightweight friends drunk or your gonna be cleaning up after them!!!!
okay, i'm gonna go see if my landlord is still aboot or if it's safe to venture out into my house!! me is hunger!!! i also need to clean my room and watch "Twin Warriors" which is an amazing film!!! :D bye bye for now lj-land peoples!