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Apr 24, 2011 15:46

Character: Kazari
Series: Kamen Rider OOO
Character Age: Over 800, but his human form looks 18ish.


Canon: 800 years ago, humans tried to create artificial life. Using human desire and powerful coins called Medals, they succeeded; but the animal-themed Greeed were not what the humans expected them to be. So OOO was created to combat the Greeed until they were eventually sealed, reduced to lifeless piles of Medals. In the present, the Greeed's Medals have been scattered and a hapless young hobo by the name of Hino Eiji has broken the seal, setting the revived Greeed on the loose. As the Greeed take human form and begin to create lesser monsters called Yummies from civilian hosts, Eiji must become OOO to fight the Yummies and find the Medals. With the dubious help of incomplete bird Greeed Ankh and the backup of the mysterious Kougami Foundation, the hunt for the Medals is on.

Among the most evil of the Greeed is the feline Kazari. Putting it nicely, he’s a manipulative backstabber. Putting it not-so-nicely? He’s a complete monster, willing to constantly flip alliances and even experiment on his own species, while being fully aware of the fatal consequences. Unlike the other Greeed, he works toward evolution rather than simple completion. Kazari’s playful personality and young, trendy human appearance are perfectly suited to covering up his true cruel nature. His civil speech is twisted with a teasing, questioning tone and often littered with thinly veiled threats. Failures will not stop him for long and he doesn’t let discrepancies bother him. A strategist with the power to back it up, Kazari is not a cat you’d want to meet in a dark alley.

Sample Post:
I’m feeling very under-represented in this place. The birds have those fire-breathing hazards around. The ocean-dwellers, that monstrosity on the silo. Humans have you single-minded, poor broken green things. Even those weird gorillas! As for something like me... all I’ve been shown is a housecat wearing a pastry and singing something annoying. A good form of torture, I guess, but it’s not instilling fear in anyone anytime soon. If you want something done, you’ve got do it yourself, right?

I shouldn’t have trouble settling in here anyway. I like it! It's dry. There's enough seafood and poultry for a cat to survive, though between tentacles and fire-breathing it'd be a bit challenging to get. But that's fine, effort has to be made to climb these kinds of ladders, doesn’t it? It’s all down to how you use your desires. Like, yes, brains or... cheeseburgers. No, I don’t want one. Do you understand? In not long at all, I'll be the top cat around Camp.

Of course I’m okay with letting you zombies help me. There isn’t any reason why you shouldn’t take sides, is there? You can choose to defend the existing order, if you like. Or, you can cooperate with me. It doesn’t matter what you pick, the result will be the same either way! Even if you’re wearing those fake ears to make me feel more secure and ‘with my own kind’ - I don’t want to actually associate with a bunch of pussies. Laser pointers aren’t going to distract me, either. I’ll be taking my place at the top, and your fates are in your own gross hands. It’d be a shame for more of you to lose limbs, though, don’t you think? So we can start, if you all make your decisions.

But first, turn that website off. I don’t really care if you’re at eight hundred seconds, I’ve waited eight hundred years for a decent opportunity like this. I can’t have a noise like that following me around, and no, a Poptart suit won’t make it any better.

You’re refusing, for fear of losing your record? So that little thing can scare some people, after all. But you’re still overstepping your boundaries. Fine. Let’s see who gets the last nyan.

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