Why I hate my Boobs.

[thecatsmother]

So the kind and attractive people who work for the ATO found it in their hearts to return some money to me. This caused a burning sensation close to my groin which I realised was the money itching to be free of my pockets. I was only happy to oblige

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[happytraveller]

Yee gods thats an effort & a half but what you haven't considered is.... how easy is it going to be in the mornings to find your new bra in a drawer full of black garments. Brilliant!

[blissasphyxia]

Ooh! I thought of something not rude to say...
So a couple of years back my work rented additional office space from La Figure and we had to return the front door key every day. At the time, my office was staffed with 3 men and every day we'd have a 'rock off' contest to see which poor bastard had to take the key into the frilly knickers store and get dissaproving looks from all the grandmas. Damn grandmas.