May contain traces of nuts...

[thecesspit]

Watching Batman Returns Canadian Global television feels fit to inform me that "This movie may contains scenes of violence".

May? May?! Either it does or doesn't. Or did you not watch but heard from your mates down the local Starbucks that the film critics say there's a couple of punch ups?

Comments

[sauce1977]

Hahaha.

[d_floorlandmine]

It's an alternative to the "May contain mild peril", which always amuses me ...

[thecesspit]

Mild peril? Is it kind to your hands and keeps your skin soft?

[d_floorlandmine]

That's Mild Green Peril you're thinking of!

That warning always reminds me of the bit in Hitchhikers where you're prewarned of the failure of the missile attack.

[_kent]

Perhaps they're trying to forestall complaints like "Violence? It was just a bit of girly slapping, no eviscerations at all! I want my money back!"