ἐν ἀρχῇ ἦν ὁ λόγος

[thechai]

My cellphone has lapsed maliciously into a telephonic coma. I think it is upset because the car got a name, and it didn't even get a gender. Also named are my computer, umbrella, mandolin, and left breast. If you knit argyle socks for a boy, he won't marry you.
The sun is decidedly not purple.

Comments

[mogutaga]

Does it also stop boys from stalking you?

[thechai]

I'll have to ask the next little old lady who starts giving me advice because I knit at bus stops. In any case, most of my stalking experience is from the other perspective.