Cutie Pa Tootie
lackingcharms: so tell me a story
IB F Dub: lol
lackingcharms: im waiting
IB F Dub: what kinda story
lackingcharms: any kind
lackingcharms: something fun
IB F Dub: ok...
IB F Dub: ok ok...something fun
IB F Dub: ok well there was this boy...and hes a nice boy but hes quiet
IB F Dub: doesnt talk to anyone
IB F Dub: and then there was this girl
lackingcharms: uh huh
lackingcharms: was she pretty?
IB F Dub: what are you 4?
lackingcharms: lol
IB F Dub: yes she was pretty
lackingcharms: good
IB F Dub: lol
lackingcharms: i like pretty girls
IB F Dub: as opposed to ugly ones?
IB F Dub: lol
lackingcharms: yes
lackingcharms: duh
IB F Dub: ok so the girl...SHE WAS PRETTY and she was also very social and popular and fun and happy
lackingcharms: ok
IB F Dub: so the girl is forced to sit next to the quiet boy
IB F Dub: and he thinks shes pretty too
IB F Dub: but he doesnt talk to her...cuz he doesnt talk to anyone
IB F Dub: and so she sits by him a few times and doesnt know why he doesnt talk
IB F Dub: so her and her friend decide to make him talk
IB F Dub: so they make faces and say funny things and try to get him to laugh or something
IB F Dub: but hes too shy
lackingcharms: aw
IB F Dub: so finally one day they come in and sit in class and then she tries to seduce him
IB F Dub: cuz nothing else worked
IB F Dub: so shes showing him some leg and clevage and whispering in his ear and stuff
IB F Dub: and well...then he gets...
IB F Dub: embarassed
IB F Dub: and so the girl giggles but shes bummed cuz he still doesnt talk
IB F Dub: so finally she give up
IB F Dub: and she goes to class and doesnt say anything and she just sits there and does her work for about a week
IB F Dub: and the boy notices that shes not talking anymore
IB F Dub: so he taps her on the shoulder and hands her a note
IB F Dub: nevermind...screw the note
IB F Dub: he asks her why she hasnt been talking
IB F Dub: lol
lackingcharms: oh
lackingcharms: haha
IB F Dub: and she says "omg you spoke"
lackingcharms: i hope she didnt say "omg"
lackingcharms: haha
lackingcharms: go on
IB F Dub: yeah justin...she said "omg"
lackingcharms: lol
IB F Dub: STOP INTERUPTING
lackingcharms: sorry
lackingcharms: geez
lackingcharms: go on
IB F Dub: and he says..."sorry if you thought i was rude...ive had a sore throat"
lackingcharms: lol
IB F Dub: and then she invites him to a party and he doesnt drink but since shes pretty she convinced him
IB F Dub: and then she gets him drunk and takes advantage of him and the next day in class she asked if he liked it
IB F Dub: and he said no
IB F Dub: and then he said "actually i think im gay"
IB F Dub: and the cute boy the the pretty girl had dated last month over heard
IB F Dub: and he started sitting by the gay boy the rest of the week
IB F Dub: but no one really noticed
IB F Dub: and then they decided to go on a date
IB F Dub: cuz it turns out the cute boy was gay too
IB F Dub: and then they were bf and bf and lived happily ever after
lackingcharms: aww
IB F Dub: and invited tara over for threesomes all the time
lackingcharms: lol
IB F Dub: until they realized they cant get married in america...and then they assassinated george bush
IB F Dub: lol
lackingcharms: haha
lackingcharms: good story
IB F Dub: and then EVERYONE lived happily ever after
lackingcharms: damn right
IB F Dub: i know it was a good story...
IB F Dub: lol
lackingcharms: im waiting
IB F Dub: what kinda story
lackingcharms: any kind
lackingcharms: something fun
IB F Dub: ok...
IB F Dub: ok ok...something fun
IB F Dub: ok well there was this boy...and hes a nice boy but hes quiet
IB F Dub: doesnt talk to anyone
IB F Dub: and then there was this girl
lackingcharms: uh huh
lackingcharms: was she pretty?
IB F Dub: what are you 4?
lackingcharms: lol
IB F Dub: yes she was pretty
lackingcharms: good
IB F Dub: lol
lackingcharms: i like pretty girls
IB F Dub: as opposed to ugly ones?
IB F Dub: lol
lackingcharms: yes
lackingcharms: duh
IB F Dub: ok so the girl...SHE WAS PRETTY and she was also very social and popular and fun and happy
lackingcharms: ok
IB F Dub: so the girl is forced to sit next to the quiet boy
IB F Dub: and he thinks shes pretty too
IB F Dub: but he doesnt talk to her...cuz he doesnt talk to anyone
IB F Dub: and so she sits by him a few times and doesnt know why he doesnt talk
IB F Dub: so her and her friend decide to make him talk
IB F Dub: so they make faces and say funny things and try to get him to laugh or something
IB F Dub: but hes too shy
lackingcharms: aw
IB F Dub: so finally one day they come in and sit in class and then she tries to seduce him
IB F Dub: cuz nothing else worked
IB F Dub: so shes showing him some leg and clevage and whispering in his ear and stuff
IB F Dub: and well...then he gets...
IB F Dub: embarassed
IB F Dub: and so the girl giggles but shes bummed cuz he still doesnt talk
IB F Dub: so finally she give up
IB F Dub: and she goes to class and doesnt say anything and she just sits there and does her work for about a week
IB F Dub: and the boy notices that shes not talking anymore
IB F Dub: so he taps her on the shoulder and hands her a note
IB F Dub: nevermind...screw the note
IB F Dub: he asks her why she hasnt been talking
IB F Dub: lol
lackingcharms: oh
lackingcharms: haha
IB F Dub: and she says "omg you spoke"
lackingcharms: i hope she didnt say "omg"
lackingcharms: haha
lackingcharms: go on
IB F Dub: yeah justin...she said "omg"
lackingcharms: lol
IB F Dub: STOP INTERUPTING
lackingcharms: sorry
lackingcharms: geez
lackingcharms: go on
IB F Dub: and he says..."sorry if you thought i was rude...ive had a sore throat"
lackingcharms: lol
IB F Dub: and then she invites him to a party and he doesnt drink but since shes pretty she convinced him
IB F Dub: and then she gets him drunk and takes advantage of him and the next day in class she asked if he liked it
IB F Dub: and he said no
IB F Dub: and then he said "actually i think im gay"
IB F Dub: and the cute boy the the pretty girl had dated last month over heard
IB F Dub: and he started sitting by the gay boy the rest of the week
IB F Dub: but no one really noticed
IB F Dub: and then they decided to go on a date
IB F Dub: cuz it turns out the cute boy was gay too
IB F Dub: and then they were bf and bf and lived happily ever after
lackingcharms: aww
IB F Dub: and invited tara over for threesomes all the time
lackingcharms: lol
IB F Dub: until they realized they cant get married in america...and then they assassinated george bush
IB F Dub: lol
lackingcharms: haha
lackingcharms: good story
IB F Dub: and then EVERYONE lived happily ever after
lackingcharms: damn right
IB F Dub: i know it was a good story...