YOU GUYS ARE VERY LUCKY PEOPLE.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE YOU ARE ON THE FRIENDS LIST OF THE MOST WONDERFUL, BEST LOOKING, MOST AMAZING, TRUSTWORTHY, SEXY, KISSABLE, HUGGABLE, ADORABLE, SILLY, ATTRACTIVE MAN ON EARTH.
YES MATHEW MICHAEL HYMAS

I am his undeserving girlfriendddd

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pickles are the miracle food.

20 calories per big pickle.

0 calories from fat.

0 fat.

350mg sodium(alot)

basically you could eat about 8 pickles a day if you didnt eat any other salt, and only consume 160 calories. thats less than a small meal. thats really effing awesome. i love pickles now. especially since i stopped eating meat.

exciting.

i dont know who has been breaking into your house at night,

but they paint your mirrors.

but hey who am i to talk,

i paint my own.

everyone, get off my ass, does it LOOK like i have an eating disorder. come on dont be stupid.

i hate feeling like my whole life from here on out is just going to be a show to impress ( Read more... )

me and my gangster friends are stealing a car and making a run for the border.

we've got about $400 for gas money and we will just be annorexic and live in the car until we can get jobs... maybe picking fruit or something. and then like we'll be set. its a plan.

we all manipulate and use people to some degree... its just what we do. its human nature. don't lie about it even to yourself, and if you are thats okay too... thats human nature ( Read more... )

now i go to a place only half as fake as myspace,
where when i say fairies i'm not talking about scene kids,
goodnight internet world.

ugh. my stomach hurts. i think i have the stomach flu and well im not puking. i wont go more into detail but i hate it ( Read more... )