To put off the end of the universe...

Apr 21, 2009 23:54

or at least reading about it.  To avoid my cosmo homework I am doing this stupid thing I stole from stupid jt* who apparently works at a french restaurant.
*haha jk lol <3.  oh, and btw: this and that.


1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Honestly, my Major Tom.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Bloods red.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Fuck yesss.  But I can't reach Cuba.

4. Do you plan outfits?
I dress by proximity and instinct.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I don't want to study and I don't want to sleep and kind of alone, I suppose.

6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
My stapler.

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Della and I were a team of super celebrity sociologists but she was the only really famous one and I hid in the background, scared of the limelight and looking like a heroin addict and we traveled the world together doing ambiguously sociological things.  It was pretty damn awesome.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
No one.

9. What are you craving right now?
Ol' blue eyes.

10. Do you floss?
Eh...not really.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
It's not "mon petite chou", but "mon petit chou"

12. Are you emotional?
I might be bipolar?

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yes.  I used to see how high I could count when I was little and bored.  A particular 1k+ stands out as one of my many "fantastic" achievements that no one cared about.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Biting makes too much cold and my teef hurt.

15. Do you like your hair?
I don't dislike it.

16. Do you like yourself?
Hard to say; never been anyone else.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
If he picked up the check, definitely.

18. What are you listening to right now?
The Sound of Silence...the song.

19. Are your parents strict?
"Strict" is such a strange word - it seems Dutch.

20. Would you go sky diving?
I wouldn't seek it out, but I wouldn't turn it down.  So, yes.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I don't remember...I don't think so.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Neil Young when I was younger.  John Cameron Mitchel much more recently.  Oh, and I saw Dead Western at Safeway the other day!

23. Do you rent movies often?
Intrnets & housemate with Netflix takes care of me.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
There is a thing of sparkly nail polish on my desk.

25. How many countries have you visited?:
Eight, I think: Canada, NDL, Belgium, Germany, Switzerland, France, Sweden, the UK.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
When I was in middle school and really bored I used to call people and pretend to be chinese.  wat.

27. Ever been on a train?
I've been on more trains than you could shake a stick at!

28. Brown or white eggs?
They are the same.  This is a stupid question...do people actually differentiate when choosing?

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
I am a first-world citizen.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Medicated!

31. Do you own a gun?
There is a paintball gun I found in my room when I moved in that belongs to no one.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes I can.  I learned from that Japanese lady in elementary school.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Barbara Ryden, author of Introduction to Cosmology.  She puts limericks in the textbook!

34. Are you too forgiving?
There is only one person I have not forgiven, but that will probably come to pass.  So probably.  It wouldn't be a problem if people weren't jerks.

35. Ever been in love?
A few times.  But I am cursed and everytime it happens I am torn from the person by circumstance.  This is a true thing.  I have never "broken up" with someone, but I have lost loves.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Eating a ham sandwich and championing communism.  I do not know the quotidienne of Cuba.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
I think so.  I think they were really a let-down, as well.

38. Last time you cried?
Some twenty questions ago: "Hello darkness, my old friend..."

39. What was the last question you asked?
"Do you shave your chest?" - my housemate has a perfect diamond of hair.

40. Favorite time of the year?
September?

41. Do you have any tattoos?
I would - but I could never be happy with a design.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Protest of the weak, lowest form of wit, etc etc.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Like, in-action?  Or is this some pop-culture reference I am missing?

44. Ever walked into a wall?
I have been drunk many times, so I will guess "yes."

45. Favorite color?
Blues - there are so many good ones!

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
I don't think so, at least not maliciously.

47. Is your hair curly?
Nope.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Something by Ghost to Falco.  It is dedicated to the destruction of the Glen Canyon Dam.  I don't know what that means.

49. Do looks matter?
Of course.  Unless you're blind.  Yet even then some.  But they aren't everything.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I don't know - I have already way too many times.  : (

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
It is on my Dad's company plan.  Hah!  Take that, adult world; I am not one of you yet!

52. Do you like your life right now?It could a bit less class and more art and blondie, but it is still pretty ok sometimes, I guess.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
We only have a PS2 and Venture Bros. dvds - not a condusive environment to sleeping.

54. Can you handle the truth?
Omg, clever pop reference.  But yes, yes I can; for I am a Science!

55. Do you have good vision?
I have no physical genetic flaws.  I am not far descended from the master race.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people
I more or less hate most people in my crotchety old age.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
As often as people call me.

58. The last person you held hands with?
Lindsey.  She is like the sister I canoodle with in front of her boyfriend.

59. What are you wearing?
Nothing.  It is really warm.

60.What is your favorite animal?
I love elephants.  I wish I had an elephant friend.

61. Where was your default picture taken at?
It is a painting.  But my fb one is in paris.* (omg I am so cultured)
*just another shit town.

62. Can you hula hoop?
Kind of.  I was taught last year by a six year old girl.

63. Do you have a job?
In the future I will be at Swedish camp!

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Um...coffee or alcohol.  Definitely wasn't food.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I'm sure.
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