Terezi: Prepare for your slow and unpleasant demise.
It's been a couple days since your visit with Karkat, when you realized your sense of smell wasn't operating as well as it could have been. Your strange illness started to show new symptoms, progressing at a speed unheard of in troll pathology. Your belly expanded to the point where leaving the tree was simply inadvisable, for you were too clumsy and unwieldy to move with any degree of agility. For you, that is hardly a good thing. You're already at a disadvantage, and you don't need this weird tumor decimating your chances of winning a fight should one come up. You've been spending a lot of time indoors and trolling the City message boards instead. Something dumb about an offspring infestation or something, good thing you'll never have to deal with it yourself. Your reproduction system is too advanced.
Your steadily-increasing list of health problems have all been building up to tonight, for the tumor has arbitrarily decided to very painfully expel itself from your body. Today is the day you'll die, you are sure. You're simply in too much pain to think otherwise. Realizing this, you decide to say goodbye the one you hate the most, the sludgy grinds at the bottom of your coffee cup, the smut to your corn. However, he doesn't seem to care that you've been pestering him right during your triumphant death on the floor of your neon bathroom, and you even took the computer with you to troll him. What an inconsiderate jerk!
[GC] gallowsCalibrator began trolling [CG] carcinoGeneticist
GC: H3Y
GC: JUST THOUGHT 1D L3T YOU KNOW
GC: 1V3 H4D TH1S HUG3 MONST3R TUMOR TH1NG GROW1NG 1NS1D3 M3 4ND 1M PROB4BLY GO1NG TO D13 >:]
GC: L1K3 TH4T ON3 MOV13 YOU H4V3 W1TH TROLL 4RNOLD SCHW4RTZ3N3GG3R
GC: ONLY B3TT3R >;]
GC: 4NYW4Y 4T L34ST NOW YOULL B3 4BL3 TO SL33P
GC: H3H3H3
GC: SO TH1S 1S 1T
GC: 1M DY1NG K4RK4T
GC: 4R3 YOU 3V3N P4Y1NG 4TT3NT1ON??? >:O
GC: F1N3
GC: WH3N YOU V1S1T MY H1V3 4ND F1ND 4 D34D T3R3Z1 ON TH3 FLOOR DONT S4Y 1 D1DNT W4RN YOU >:]
GC: 4ND WH3N MY 4BDOM3N 3RUPTS 1NTO 4 VOLC4NO OF C4NC3ROUS FL3SH 4ND 4ND BLOOD SPL4SH1NG 4LL OV3R TH3 B4THROOM W4LLS
GC: 1 C4N S4F3LY S4Y TH4T 1 GOT 1T FROM YOU
GC: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4
GC: BY3 4SSHOL3
GC: YOUV3 B33N FUN >:]
GC: TOO B4D YOU WONT B3 TH3R3 FOR MY 4W3SOM3 L4ST MOM3NTS
GC: L4Y1NG ON TH3 B4THROOM FLOOR
GC: SQU33Z1NG 4 W4T3RM3LON-S1Z3D TUMOR OUT OF MY NOOK
GC: 1T SUR3 1S 4 P4RTY
GC: 1M SCR34M1NG 4 LOT BUT ST1LL SOM3HOW 4BL3 TO N4RR4T3 TO YOU MY SLOW D34TH W1TH MY L4PTOP C4R3FULLY B4L4NC3D ON MY D1S34S3D BLO4T3D B3LLY
GC: T3LL1NG YOU 4LL TH3 D1SGUST1NG D3T41LS >:[
GC: 1 C4N SM3LL MY BLOOD 4LL OV3R TH3 PL4C3
GC: J3GUS 1T HURTS L1K3 SOM3ON3 THOUGHT 1T 4 GOOD 1D34 TO TW1RL 4 ROLL OF B4RB3D W1R3 UP MY 4SS
GC: TH3R3S SOM3 SL1MY PUS 4ND FLU1DS COM1NG OUT 4LL OV3R TH3 GOGD4MN3D FLOOR
GC: 4ND OF COURS3 TH3 K1NG FUCK1NG TUMOR 1TS3LF T4K1NG 1TS SW33T T1M3 OOZ1NG OUT OF MY NOOK
GC: S3R1OUSLY TH1S TH1NG 1S FUCK1NG HUG3
GC: K4RK4T DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH 1 H4T3 YOU R1GHT NOW
GC: B3C4US3 1 THOUGHT 1D L3T YOU KNOW
GC: 1 H4T3 YOU 4 WHOL3 FUCK1NG LOT
GC: 1 HOP3 YOU D13
GC: 1 HOP3 TH1S TH1NG 1S CONT4G1OUS 4ND YOU H4V3 1T BY PROXY
GC: SO YOU C4N UND3RST4ND TH3 1NCR3D1BL3 P41N 1M GO1NG THROUGH >:P
GC: OH J3GUS
GC: H3R3 1T COM3S L1K3 4 CROWN1NG ROY4L BOW3L MOV3M3NT TO M4K3 3V3N TH3 B1GG3ST MUSCL3B34ST 3NV1OUS
GC: DOWN MY THORNY SL1M3 CHUT3
GC: OH MY GOGGGGGGGGGG
GC: >:O
GC: DONT T4LK TO M3 4NYMOR3 OK4Y
GC: B3C4US3 1M D34D
GC: S3R1OUSLY
GC: D34D
[GC] gallowsCalibrator ceased trolling [CG] carcinoGeneticist
Your steadily-increasing list of health problems have all been building up to tonight, for the tumor has arbitrarily decided to very painfully expel itself from your body. Today is the day you'll die, you are sure. You're simply in too much pain to think otherwise. Realizing this, you decide to say goodbye the one you hate the most, the sludgy grinds at the bottom of your coffee cup, the smut to your corn. However, he doesn't seem to care that you've been pestering him right during your triumphant death on the floor of your neon bathroom, and you even took the computer with you to troll him. What an inconsiderate jerk!
[GC] gallowsCalibrator began trolling [CG] carcinoGeneticist
GC: H3Y
GC: JUST THOUGHT 1D L3T YOU KNOW
GC: 1V3 H4D TH1S HUG3 MONST3R TUMOR TH1NG GROW1NG 1NS1D3 M3 4ND 1M PROB4BLY GO1NG TO D13 >:]
GC: L1K3 TH4T ON3 MOV13 YOU H4V3 W1TH TROLL 4RNOLD SCHW4RTZ3N3GG3R
GC: ONLY B3TT3R >;]
GC: 4NYW4Y 4T L34ST NOW YOULL B3 4BL3 TO SL33P
GC: H3H3H3
GC: SO TH1S 1S 1T
GC: 1M DY1NG K4RK4T
GC: 4R3 YOU 3V3N P4Y1NG 4TT3NT1ON??? >:O
GC: F1N3
GC: WH3N YOU V1S1T MY H1V3 4ND F1ND 4 D34D T3R3Z1 ON TH3 FLOOR DONT S4Y 1 D1DNT W4RN YOU >:]
GC: 4ND WH3N MY 4BDOM3N 3RUPTS 1NTO 4 VOLC4NO OF C4NC3ROUS FL3SH 4ND 4ND BLOOD SPL4SH1NG 4LL OV3R TH3 B4THROOM W4LLS
GC: 1 C4N S4F3LY S4Y TH4T 1 GOT 1T FROM YOU
GC: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4
GC: BY3 4SSHOL3
GC: YOUV3 B33N FUN >:]
GC: TOO B4D YOU WONT B3 TH3R3 FOR MY 4W3SOM3 L4ST MOM3NTS
GC: L4Y1NG ON TH3 B4THROOM FLOOR
GC: SQU33Z1NG 4 W4T3RM3LON-S1Z3D TUMOR OUT OF MY NOOK
GC: 1T SUR3 1S 4 P4RTY
GC: 1M SCR34M1NG 4 LOT BUT ST1LL SOM3HOW 4BL3 TO N4RR4T3 TO YOU MY SLOW D34TH W1TH MY L4PTOP C4R3FULLY B4L4NC3D ON MY D1S34S3D BLO4T3D B3LLY
GC: T3LL1NG YOU 4LL TH3 D1SGUST1NG D3T41LS >:[
GC: 1 C4N SM3LL MY BLOOD 4LL OV3R TH3 PL4C3
GC: J3GUS 1T HURTS L1K3 SOM3ON3 THOUGHT 1T 4 GOOD 1D34 TO TW1RL 4 ROLL OF B4RB3D W1R3 UP MY 4SS
GC: TH3R3S SOM3 SL1MY PUS 4ND FLU1DS COM1NG OUT 4LL OV3R TH3 GOGD4MN3D FLOOR
GC: 4ND OF COURS3 TH3 K1NG FUCK1NG TUMOR 1TS3LF T4K1NG 1TS SW33T T1M3 OOZ1NG OUT OF MY NOOK
GC: S3R1OUSLY TH1S TH1NG 1S FUCK1NG HUG3
GC: K4RK4T DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH 1 H4T3 YOU R1GHT NOW
GC: B3C4US3 1 THOUGHT 1D L3T YOU KNOW
GC: 1 H4T3 YOU 4 WHOL3 FUCK1NG LOT
GC: 1 HOP3 YOU D13
GC: 1 HOP3 TH1S TH1NG 1S CONT4G1OUS 4ND YOU H4V3 1T BY PROXY
GC: SO YOU C4N UND3RST4ND TH3 1NCR3D1BL3 P41N 1M GO1NG THROUGH >:P
GC: OH J3GUS
GC: H3R3 1T COM3S L1K3 4 CROWN1NG ROY4L BOW3L MOV3M3NT TO M4K3 3V3N TH3 B1GG3ST MUSCL3B34ST 3NV1OUS
GC: DOWN MY THORNY SL1M3 CHUT3
GC: OH MY GOGGGGGGGGGG
GC: >:O
GC: DONT T4LK TO M3 4NYMOR3 OK4Y
GC: B3C4US3 1M D34D
GC: S3R1OUSLY
GC: D34D
[GC] gallowsCalibrator ceased trolling [CG] carcinoGeneticist