Karkat: Have another near-death experience.
It's been almost exactly two days since the IDIOTIC BLIND WOMAN YOU CALL MATESPRIT managed to lose the little maggot. Again. If time meant anything in this place you could set your wrist-mounted chronological device by how often this seems to happen. You finally relented and went to help look for her, and you found her all right -- snug in a cocoon attached to a branch quite high off the ground. You had plenty to say about that.
Your PARALYZED FRIEND assured you that moving Surmat would almost surely deform her or outright kill her, and Terezi refused to cut down the branch. You had plenty to say about that, too.
You decided to stop by the treehive and see if your freak offspring has made an appearance yet, but despite movement from within, the cocoon seemed mostly intact and your best guess was that it would likely stay that way for awhile. You turned away, mostly thinking about trolling Terezi while the two of you waited, and that's why you weren't prepared at all when Surmat bit her way through to freedom and landed on you, knocking you to the ground.
If you can just remember how to breathe, you'll have plenty to say about this.
Your PARALYZED FRIEND assured you that moving Surmat would almost surely deform her or outright kill her, and Terezi refused to cut down the branch. You had plenty to say about that, too.
You decided to stop by the treehive and see if your freak offspring has made an appearance yet, but despite movement from within, the cocoon seemed mostly intact and your best guess was that it would likely stay that way for awhile. You turned away, mostly thinking about trolling Terezi while the two of you waited, and that's why you weren't prepared at all when Surmat bit her way through to freedom and landed on you, knocking you to the ground.
If you can just remember how to breathe, you'll have plenty to say about this.