a meme from cappucinogirl
1. Find out that your neighbor installed a camera years ago that has taped everything thats gone on in your bedroom
or
your bathroom?
ugh. i'm gonna go with bedroom, just cause...cause.
2. Be forced to laugh in the most inappropriate situations
or
speak everything that is on your mind?
hmm. i'm pretty damn close to speaking everything that is on my mind now. so that one.
3. Live to be 100 years old
or
start life over from birth and live to be only 60 years old, knowing what you know now?
live to be only 60. that's enough, i think, if you know what you're doing
4. In a fight be armed with a ping pong paddle
or
a wiffle bat?
ping pong paddle. the wiffle bat is too light, when you swing it gets all air resistant and annoying. not good for hitting.
5. Have a band of mariachi singers follow you everywhere
or
have one determined bagpipe player follow you everywhere?
mariachi. those guys are funnier.
6. Extremely lucky
or">
extremely smart?
smart. in theory, if i'm smart i don't need luck. right?
7. Be held in high esteem by one and only one person whom you truly respect
or
by 10,000 people that you dont?
it depends on the situation. if i ever run for congress (hmm) i would say 10,000 people. but until then, maybe the 1 person. especially if by respect they mean love.
8. Have a bird that says "fuck you" every time someone walks into the room
or
have a dog that humps all of your guests legs?
oh god. the bird. cause that's just hilarious, while the dog is a pain in the ass, and hey. not everybody likes to be touched.
9. Need medical attention because you accidentally got a large marble stuck in your nose
or
because you got your head stuck between the bars of a wrought iron fence?
marble up my nose. i don't want to have to wait for the doctor to come to me. and i don't want the doctor to have to burden himself. anyway, doctors never make fence-calls anymore.
10. Have you brakes go out on your car on a hilltop
or
have to go into a biker bar and yell "you guys are a bunch of pussies!"
biker bar. i'm very scared of car situations. and being a semi-blonde post-adolescent girl, the bikers would probably not be threatened by me.