Skins: The Barbie generation - Coming soon to screens near you!

[thecon12]

So I was feeling a little pessimistic earlier, had a little rant and then realised that I don't do pessimistic and so I decided that if S4 fails us, I shall recreate the Emily/Naomi storyline using barbie dolls... what more could you possibly want from life?

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[flister]

LOL! *slow clap* for the finest piece of distraction cake I've seen in a while...

(And I don't want to know about you wanking - cry! or otherwise :p)

[thecon12]

Whatever Flispants, you love it ;)

Want to ~freff? I'll even do blowbacks with you first ;)

[flister]

I'm all about experiments, me. And I even brought garibaldis for when the munchies kick in!

[thecon12]

You're so easy, I knew i'd be ~in there ;)

I'll treat you to a lobster and cheese fine dinner after our smexytimes for energy and then we can cool down by taking a dip in this really huge paddling pool I have in my garden ;)

[liev]

Oh bb I love you. I want to adopt your optimism like Angelina does kids.

The show makes enough sadness without us lot cry!wanking over here too, so lets all hold hands and braid each others hair and pillow-fight, okay?

We should invite Spashley over, since braiding hair with the added bonus of pillow-fighting is not only their forte but probably also the most fun they've had since the last ep of season one ... or ever.

[thecon12]

Spashley... did they even touch? I'm pretty sure that they got off on painting each others toenails and looking at Aiden toples... wait, he's classed as a butch lesbian, right? ;)

[liev]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE NAILPAINTING? Like, what do you expect them to do? Rip each others clothes off and follow their primal instincts? They are clearly too sophisticated for all this shit.

But seriously wouldn't Sophiagate have been awesome in Spashley-verse? I can almost imagine their conversation 'You let her brush you hair Ashley! Only I am allowed to touch the sanctuary that is your body ... or at least the parts of your body least likely to be associated with activities that would be considered more than platonic. Oh geez, that was intense, let's call the father of our future love-child so looking at his amazing abs can soothe us after the passionate fight we just had.

[thecon12]

LOLLL♥

I love that they randomly went into the future and showed Ashley pregnant and Spencer wearing like, a power suit... talk about LAME.

If that happens in Skins for Naomily, I'd rather they both went back to the rooftop and jumped!

[microwavedshit]

*throws pillow*

[thecon12]

*Attacks you with hair-crimper and beads*

Feel the ~love, bb ;)

[thecon12]

She has to be everywhere now, it's like a ~rule, right? ;)

[thecon12]

LOLL! WTF is that?! (I've never seen that before but it looks like some kind of demented seal!)

Massive love twin<3