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[theconjugate]

So now I technically have three jobs ... (oops)
- SI leader
- Research Assistant, Electronic Structure lab (they're supposedly paying me this semester!)
- MATH 126 grader

The math department has decided I'm trustworthy enough to grade homework for a Calculus II class. What were they thinking?!

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YEAH, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!?!

[gimcraazy]

Insane, you are....

I think.. I think I will have to relinquish last year's prestigious but not-so-well-earned USC Chemistry Workaholic Award and will it to a more deserving entity:

TIM'S HAIR.

That's right!

TIM'S HAIR WINS COVETED USC
CHEMISTRY WORKAHOLIC AWARD
Timm's Hair is the biggest workaholic in
the USC Chemistry Department (not to mention
the USC Math Department and USC Chemistry-
and-Math-Double[-ly Insane]-Major Category)
and has received unanimous votes from many
groups, including the Association of Fans of
Timm Kowalczyk's Hair, of which I am humble
chairman-woman, and secretary-treasurer.  And
vice-chair.  And viceroy...

Thank YOU, Timm's Hair, for making us all
feel like we just aren't doing enough to further
our own academic careers, resumés, and $leep
deprivations!

*This message sponsored by: Association of Fans of Timm
Kowalczyk's Hair and the I ♥ Nerds Association.NOTE: as a recipient of the USC Chemistry Workaholic
Award you are entitled to the following lifetime benefits

[theconjugate]

/:_?(

This was funny, so I figured....

[anonymous]

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