Mk 1: "The Morning After All The Mornings After"

[thecoolexec]

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There were no models sleeping by Tony's left side when he woke up in bed that morning. Even worse: there were no models on his right side. There was A Woman lying next to him, which at first placated him, until he realized he could have done better. Probably. Then he was just disappointed in himself.

Looking

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A

[smoking_gunner]

[On his way off to work, walking down the street, and kind of stops and stares at the half nekkid man in the snow.] Y'know, it's kind of cold out here for that. [Puff puff smoke]

Re: A

[thecoolexec]

[Tony can't argue with that logic. He buttons up.]

Okay. Answers. Now.

Re: A

[smoking_gunner]

I don't have a lot. I just got here the other day. But it's like some freaky alternate universe that doesn't let women buy guns or wear pants. [Best summary.]

Re: A

[thecoolexec]

So I've been abducted by Mormons.
This is just... the worst kind of hell.

B

[musicandtuna]

[Luka would just watch him for a moment and let out a long sigh.]

What are you doing? You leave here? I'm sorry...I didn't mean to intruded on your house. I kind of woke up here.

Re: B

[thecoolexec]

[Tony grips a wrench and whirls around, armed and sorta-slightly dangerous.]

...You. I know you.

Re: B

[musicandtuna]

I've never seen you before in my life!

[Eyes the wrench and backs away slowly.]

No need to get aggressive!

Re: B

[thecoolexec]

[Tony looks at the wrench and considers putting it down, but he enjoys having any kind of advantage for the first time since he's arrived, so he just idly taps it into his other palm.]

True. I don't think you have seen me before, you were unconscious. But I remember you because I woke up in bed next to you and couldn't remember why. That's hardly the first time that's ever happened to me, but it's usually less bewildering and more pleasing.

Now. Who are you and why am I here?