Listen well, my flock, for this is the story of my life: I spend days hunting for fake leather boots and when I finally find a pair I take them home and give them names and dote on them. “Dear appropriately named shoes,” I purr to them, “from now on, I shall treat you both like shoe royalty. Does anyone want a scrub
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Ohhh man. I wish life were a musical. But I suppose it could be only if you decided that you would live that way!
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But it so IS a musical! Except with less jazzy hands and mysterious masked men in the basement. There is a song for every occasion, don't you think? Right now, my song is Dancing in the Street, so I sort of can't help but hum it or sing it or wiggle my shoulders to it. Do you have a Song of the Moment? I think you do!
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FRIEND: One, please, please stop skipping and two, life is not a musical!
ME: Yes, it is! Only sometimes it’s like Sweeney Todd and sometimes it’s like Mary Poppins.
It so, so is.
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I've been thinking about it, and I've concluded that more people would be willing to break out into song if everyone wore fanciful costumes. More costumes for the people!
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