chaos & crocuses

[thecornlady]

I am in a strange place right now. Not necessarily a bad place, mind; just a strange place. “What is this place,” you might ask, “and how did you come to end up there? Is it, like, surreal? Are there any melting clocksSadly, the answer to the final question is no, I haven’t seen any melting clocks even though I have kept my eyes open. The answer to

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[thecornlady]

You're too kind! Well, not to Miss Merry Flowerchild and the Holy Narrator Divine, of course, but to Miss Stresspants. She has caused me nothing but misery!

[esteliwyn]

Oh Judith, you'll be in England, and SQUEEE. We can be FRIENDS.

...not that we're not friends already. I just mean, um, that we can see each other :P

I am very happy for you that you have a place at uni, and plans -- though I sympathise immensely with the stressing aspect of your life, and I hope that it isn't too awful. At least it won't last forever! Where are you can be? What university?

Also, hey, any idea whether or not you'll be able to come to my wedding in July?

[thecornlady]

My darling! Where have you been, I thought you'd died in battle and left me widowed and, and lonely!

Plans are scary, but I feel slightly better now that I know you and I can be friends! Er, as in friends who actually see each other. We can go bookshopping together! Also, wild horses couldn't keep me away from your wedding! (They might try, though. Weird animals, horses.)

Tomorrow, when I have recovered from the stress, I shall write you a long-winded email detailing my Plans, my Breakfast, my Choice of Socks for the Day and so on!

[esteliwyn]

A long winded email! YAY!

[freecandyforme]

*Sigh* I relate greatly to both those feelings. However, when Miss Merry Flowerchild hits me, Miss Paranoid Diva follows shortly, saying "This can't be good, happiness doesn't happen to us, SOMETHING BAD IS COMING HIDE IN THE BOMB SHELTER."

Or something like that. :) Anyways, if you move to the Himalayas with goats can I come? I love goats. And cheese. We can both live in the now and wear goatmaid dresses and wander with the goats and.. perhaps.. learn to yodel?? Where no one can hear me?

And, I agree with you on the coffee tastes like pure evil theory, which is sad because, being a barista, I could get free coffee anytime. I have to refrain often from asking why on earth anyone would want anything to do with decaf espresso/coffee, because what is the point??? It tastes like evil=evil people drink it??? Maybe?

[thecornlady]

Of course you can come with me to the Himalayas! Then we can do away with Miss Stresspants and Miss Paranoid Diva, and rejoice in our goats instead. I shall have to practise my yodeling first, though, or else terrible things will happen. (Avalanches! Rampaging goats!)

I don't think only evil people drink coffee... I mean, there are so many of them, and... OH MY GOD I AM SURROUNDED.