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[thecornlady]

So earlier this week, the world chose to remind me of the fact that I had a LiveJournal. “World!” I exclaimed, with something akin to horror. “Surely, this cannot be! Why, in that case, it hasn’t been updated since…” And then I realised how frighteningly familiar that sentence was, and had to apologise profusely to the world for being so ditzy and

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[baeraad]

I have always felt that I would like babies a great deal better if they were fluffy and had long, floppy ears. You'd think evolution would have managed something like that by now, really. Being cute is sort of the one thing babies has going for them, when it comes succeeding in surviving long enough to pick up other important life skills, so you'd think they'd be better at it. I mean, what could be cuter than long, floppy ears? :D

I would then train the captured cockroaches to participate in a circus act of my design. After a couple of months of hard training, we could tour the world with the Amazing Flying Cockroach Circus, thus turning our misfortunes into a successful business! Unsurprisingly, my enterprising suggestion was voted down

Honestly, some people just have no vision, do they? ;)

Welcome back to lj. Hope you stick around for a while - I had forgotten how much I enjoyed your, uhm, unique take on life. :D

[thecornlady]

I am not entirely sure babies WOULD look better with long ears, but I am not opposed to experimenting! You see, I imagine my half-human, half-donkey child would have adorable floppy ears and large, limpid eyes. On the other hand, imagine how much noise it would be able to make... Maybe I, uh, didn't think this through.

Thanks, I WILL try to stick around! I think it is very good for me to just sit down and talk at the Internet for a while, and it is probably better that I do so in text rather than by (yes, I've considered it!) vlogging. Or IS vlogging a good idea, I'm still unsure!