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[thecosbysweater]

Anatomy of an emo livejournal post:

[subject] - ALWAYS make SURE you have an obscenely emo lyric in the subject that does not relate to the post at all. This is crucial.

[body] - MUST contradict yourself at least twice. A common contradiction is saying that your life is going better, and then dedicating the rest of the post to saying you are

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[shortdawg112]

this is one of my favorite lj posts. in fact, it is so riveting...that no word can describe it so i shall make one up right..now...scrumtrelescent. yes, this post is very scrumtrelescent. indeed....

[thecosbysweater]

IF THE MOON WAS MADE OUT OF BARBECUED SPARE RIBS, WOULD YOU EAT THEM?

Its a simple question jon, yes or no.