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what are you doing mammogram???
IN THIS POST: damnyouautocorrect + ygfamily (texting fails between gd and top, yb and jay park, teddy and kush)
BY: lovelyable whetstone
DATE: march 2012-ish
kush (e.knock): u gonna be in l.a. soon
teddy park: ya, we can lick it
teddy park: and kick it
kush (e.knock): u can lick it if u wanna
note: damnyouautocorrect.com is a website where people send in photos of texting fails. iPhones are equipped with "autocorrect" - a function that tries to complete what you're typing out based on educated guesses. it gets it wrong a lot. leading to some awkward and unintended conversations. most of these are stolen or inspired from that website, ahaha.
kush (e.knock): i aint gettin married til i meet a birch i can stand 4 the rest of my life
teddy park: yea i had a birch in mind too oaks are so tiresome
kush (e.knock): btw i fuck trees now
whetstone: LOL CAN THIS HAPPEN TO GTOP BUT TOP IS IN A GOOD MOOD SO HES RLY WITTY
whetstone: AND GD IS LIKE ..........DAMMIT
whetstone: TRIES TO THINK OF EQUALLY WITTY RESPONSE
lovelyable: FAILS
whetstone: HE SHOULD ASK KUSH WHAT TO SAY AND KUSH TAKES HIS PHONE AND TYPES
whetstone: omg top hyung its so hot when ur smart*~*~*~*~ n___n
whetstone: sends
lovelyable: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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kush (e.knock): whar u at
teddy park: next door
kush (e.knock): u still working
teddy park: ya
kush (e.knock): me too kkkkkkk
jiyongie: y r u texting ur like 3 ft away from each other jfc
teddy park: sorry bro
kush (e.knock): i didn't kno where he was!!
kush (e.knock): kk whar u at
teddy park: next door
jiyongie: jesus christ
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umma: Please pick me up 2 packs of cogs. Thnx
umma: you know whAt i mean. Cogs
seunghyunnie: no. i don't know what you mean.
umma: cogs
umma: Cogs
seunghyunnie: no idea. what are cogs?
umma: CIgarettes
seunghyunnie: cigs. not cogs.
umma: Yes cogs
umma: it won't spell it right
seunghyunnie: ok. you need to turn off auto-correct on your phone, umma
seunghyunnie: i'll pick some up for you :)
lovelyable: LOL WTF HOW IS HE SO CALM
whetstone: I'D BE LIKE GODDAMMIT YOU DUMBASS
lovelyable: THIS IS LIKE TOP WITH HIS MOM
lovelyable: cogs honey
whetstone: LMFAO
whetstone: top is like lol isnt my mom funny
whetstone: shows gd the phone and gd is like o m g. you get it from her
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED AT ONE OF THESE
lovelyable: AND YOU'VE SHOWN ME AT LEAST 5000
whetstone: and then top is like :| bc its his moma
whetstone: and gd laughs weakly
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kush (e.knock): u gonna be in l.a. soon
teddy park: ya, we can lick it
teddy park: and kick it
kush (e.knock): u can lick it if u wanna
whetstone: there needs to be a gtop convo like this
lovelyable: I FEEL LIKE WITH GTOP IT WOULD JUST ACTUALLY TURN RAUNCHY
whetstone: LOL IT SHOULD BE LIKE WHEN THEY FIRST START ~DATING SO GD IS LIKE
whetstone: reads
whetstone: .......reads
whetstone: ..........types in response, deletes
whetstone: types in another response
lovelyable: CONSULTS WITH CL
lovelyable: by the time he replies its like 4 hrs later and top has forgotten his phone underneath a couch cushion somewhere in yg building
whetstone: LFMDLGSG IKR
whetstone: AND GD JUST THINKS HES PLAYING ~HARD TO GET
lovelyable: HE BUMPS INTO TOP AND HE DOESNT WANT TO ASK HIM IF HE GOT HIS TEXT SO HE TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TOP THINKS OF WHAT HE SAYS and top just has no idea what hes talking about
whetstone: HAS NO IDEA WHY GD IS AWKWARD
whetstone: SO HE'S JUST LIKE ….ENJOYS?
whetstone: WHY IS CL LAUGHING AT ME
whetstone: WHAT IS HAPPENING
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teddy park: i'll bring u back some viagra
teddy park: and cigars if u still want those too
kush (e.knock): i want both
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teddy park: holland
teddy park: holla not holland
teddy park: but while we're at it... lets name some countries
kush (e.knock): just woke up to this ahahahhahahahhahahha
teddy park: PERU MOTHERFUCKER
whetstone: LMFAO KUSH IS CRACKING UP AT ASS O CLOCK IN THE MORNING
whetstone: AND WHEN HIS GF PEEKS OVER HIS SHOULDER SHE'S LIKE ~___~
lovelyable: HES PROBABLY SHAKEN HER AWAKE TO BE LIKE
lovelyable: LOOK WHAT TEDDY HYUNG DID
lovelyable: AND SHES JUST LIKE =3=
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whetstone: I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES JAY WOULD PLAY ALONG WITH THESE AUTOCORRECTS AND YB WOULD JUST LIKE
whetstone: wat
whetstone: .....doesnt respond
lovelyable: YB WHO DOESNT KNOW THE AUTOCORRECT TYPO HE MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE SO HES JUST LIKE IDGI????
youngbeezy: what are you doing mammogram?
jay-hyung: not much prostate exam, what about you
whetstone: yb's like "......?????" bc he typed it in english so he's like
whetstone: busts out iphone translator app and types in "prostate"
whetstone: .......O____O
whetstone: and then he's like ....when is your appt? v__v
lovelyable: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
lovelyable: AND JAY WOULD JUST LAUGH
whetstone: AND NOT EVEN RESPOND
BY: lovelyable whetstone
DATE: march 2012-ish
kush (e.knock): u gonna be in l.a. soon
teddy park: ya, we can lick it
teddy park: and kick it
kush (e.knock): u can lick it if u wanna
note: damnyouautocorrect.com is a website where people send in photos of texting fails. iPhones are equipped with "autocorrect" - a function that tries to complete what you're typing out based on educated guesses. it gets it wrong a lot. leading to some awkward and unintended conversations. most of these are stolen or inspired from that website, ahaha.
kush (e.knock): i aint gettin married til i meet a birch i can stand 4 the rest of my life
teddy park: yea i had a birch in mind too oaks are so tiresome
kush (e.knock): btw i fuck trees now
whetstone: LOL CAN THIS HAPPEN TO GTOP BUT TOP IS IN A GOOD MOOD SO HES RLY WITTY
whetstone: AND GD IS LIKE ..........DAMMIT
whetstone: TRIES TO THINK OF EQUALLY WITTY RESPONSE
lovelyable: FAILS
whetstone: HE SHOULD ASK KUSH WHAT TO SAY AND KUSH TAKES HIS PHONE AND TYPES
whetstone: omg top hyung its so hot when ur smart*~*~*~*~ n___n
whetstone: sends
lovelyable: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
--
kush (e.knock): whar u at
teddy park: next door
kush (e.knock): u still working
teddy park: ya
kush (e.knock): me too kkkkkkk
jiyongie: y r u texting ur like 3 ft away from each other jfc
teddy park: sorry bro
kush (e.knock): i didn't kno where he was!!
kush (e.knock): kk whar u at
teddy park: next door
jiyongie: jesus christ
--
umma: Please pick me up 2 packs of cogs. Thnx
umma: you know whAt i mean. Cogs
seunghyunnie: no. i don't know what you mean.
umma: cogs
umma: Cogs
seunghyunnie: no idea. what are cogs?
umma: CIgarettes
seunghyunnie: cigs. not cogs.
umma: Yes cogs
umma: it won't spell it right
seunghyunnie: ok. you need to turn off auto-correct on your phone, umma
seunghyunnie: i'll pick some up for you :)
lovelyable: LOL WTF HOW IS HE SO CALM
whetstone: I'D BE LIKE GODDAMMIT YOU DUMBASS
lovelyable: THIS IS LIKE TOP WITH HIS MOM
lovelyable: cogs honey
whetstone: LMFAO
whetstone: top is like lol isnt my mom funny
whetstone: shows gd the phone and gd is like o m g. you get it from her
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED AT ONE OF THESE
lovelyable: AND YOU'VE SHOWN ME AT LEAST 5000
whetstone: and then top is like :| bc its his moma
whetstone: and gd laughs weakly
--
kush (e.knock): u gonna be in l.a. soon
teddy park: ya, we can lick it
teddy park: and kick it
kush (e.knock): u can lick it if u wanna
whetstone: there needs to be a gtop convo like this
lovelyable: I FEEL LIKE WITH GTOP IT WOULD JUST ACTUALLY TURN RAUNCHY
whetstone: LOL IT SHOULD BE LIKE WHEN THEY FIRST START ~DATING SO GD IS LIKE
whetstone: reads
whetstone: .......reads
whetstone: ..........types in response, deletes
whetstone: types in another response
lovelyable: CONSULTS WITH CL
lovelyable: by the time he replies its like 4 hrs later and top has forgotten his phone underneath a couch cushion somewhere in yg building
whetstone: LFMDLGSG IKR
whetstone: AND GD JUST THINKS HES PLAYING ~HARD TO GET
lovelyable: HE BUMPS INTO TOP AND HE DOESNT WANT TO ASK HIM IF HE GOT HIS TEXT SO HE TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TOP THINKS OF WHAT HE SAYS and top just has no idea what hes talking about
whetstone: HAS NO IDEA WHY GD IS AWKWARD
whetstone: SO HE'S JUST LIKE ….ENJOYS?
whetstone: WHY IS CL LAUGHING AT ME
whetstone: WHAT IS HAPPENING
--
teddy park: i'll bring u back some viagra
teddy park: and cigars if u still want those too
kush (e.knock): i want both
--
teddy park: holland
teddy park: holla not holland
teddy park: but while we're at it... lets name some countries
kush (e.knock): just woke up to this ahahahhahahahhahahha
teddy park: PERU MOTHERFUCKER
whetstone: LMFAO KUSH IS CRACKING UP AT ASS O CLOCK IN THE MORNING
whetstone: AND WHEN HIS GF PEEKS OVER HIS SHOULDER SHE'S LIKE ~___~
lovelyable: HES PROBABLY SHAKEN HER AWAKE TO BE LIKE
lovelyable: LOOK WHAT TEDDY HYUNG DID
lovelyable: AND SHES JUST LIKE =3=
--
whetstone: I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES JAY WOULD PLAY ALONG WITH THESE AUTOCORRECTS AND YB WOULD JUST LIKE
whetstone: wat
whetstone: .....doesnt respond
lovelyable: YB WHO DOESNT KNOW THE AUTOCORRECT TYPO HE MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE SO HES JUST LIKE IDGI????
youngbeezy: what are you doing mammogram?
jay-hyung: not much prostate exam, what about you
whetstone: yb's like "......?????" bc he typed it in english so he's like
whetstone: busts out iphone translator app and types in "prostate"
whetstone: .......O____O
whetstone: and then he's like ....when is your appt? v__v
lovelyable: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
lovelyable: AND JAY WOULD JUST LAUGH
whetstone: AND NOT EVEN RESPOND