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the bearbrick suit of epic win
IN THIS POST: gd, top, and drugs, on top getting in nuthang, everybody knowing about gtop's sex life, the epic bearbrick suit when big bang members get sick fic and how jaejoong and top started it all (and how gd is a closet pedophile and yb is a mom and seungri gets ignored and hyori is here and jaejoong crushes on bom), gd as jesus or satan
BY: jandi ; lovelyable
DATE: january 10, 2010
jandi: LMFAO SEUNGRI
jandi: SLOBBERING ALL OVER YB'S LEATHER JACKET
jandi: YB LETS SEUNGRI STAY IN HIS ROOM AND IS LIKE
jandi: .... jiyong i need that bear costume
lovelyable: GD DOES A DOUBLE TAKE LIKE
lovelyable: WAT
lovelyable: SPITS OUT HIS SOUP
lovelyable: WHO'S THE PEDO IN A BEARSUIT NOW
jandi: YB IS LIKE
jandi: POINTS TO TOP PUTTING TOGETHER A GUNDAM
jandi: STILL YOU
jandi: lmao i am cracking up at the stalker thing and the stoner thing again
jandi: IT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH
jandi: TOP'S HEMP PANTS AND JAMAICAN HAT
lovelyable: EVERY TIME GD BRINGS HOME WEED
lovelyable: TOP LIKE RUNS TO HIS ROOM FOR HIS HAT
jandi: ONE DAY HE CANT FIND THE HAT
jandi: SO HE'S LIKE
jandi: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD :|
lovelyable: HE LIKE CANT GET HIGH
jandi: LMAO GD STANDING THERE WITH HIS STASH LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
jandi: the next time they go to japan top forgets his hat so he has to spend the whole time sober
jandi: and is like uncharacteristically cranky all the time
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE JFC
lovelyable: /BUYS HIM ANOTHER HAT
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: ITS NOT THE SAME :(
jandi: lmfao did we ever discuss
jandi: how gd would be while high
lovelyable: omg! i think we've done everybody but him
jandi: i think he was like sober that whole conversation
jandi: YES
jandi: HE WAS SO CRANKY
lovelyable: I MEAN, I WOULD BE
lovelyable: YOU HAVE 2PM CRASHING YOUR HOUSE
lovelyable: TOP LICKED THE PIZZA
lovelyable: AND THEN KISSED YOU
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS RUNNING AROUND
lovelyable: TOP KILLED HALF YOUR SUNGLASSES COLLECTION
jandi: SNARKY YB LUCID BOM AND KUSH KEEPING THE DOOR OPEN WITH HIS BODY
lovelyable: DAESUNG ANGSTING IN THE BATHTUB
lovelyable: GD WOULD JUST BE IN A CORNER LIKE ARMS CROSSED :|
lovelyable: i feel like unless he was in the right mood gd wouldnt want to be a part of that whole EVERYBODY GET HIGH! group and even if he did get high he'd just end up pissed off still
lovelyable: SPEAKING OF BEING HIGH http://i45.tinypic.com/5mik8y.jpg
jandi: YEAH IDK i dont feel like pot is gd's thing
jandi: LMAO I LOVE THIS PIC
lovelyable: BUT YOU KNOW THEY WERENT SOBER WHEN THAT HAPPENED
jandi: LMAO I love how it looks like they're laying down chilling and randomly taking pics :3
lovelyable: GD LOOKS SO BLAZED IN THE FIRST PICTURE
jandi: it looks like gd
jandi: wet his hair LMAO
lovelyable: WELL IF THEY WERE HIGH YOU KNOW THE HAIR WETTING IS LIKE
lovelyable: SPIT
jandi: THE NEXT DAY IT SMELLS ALL SPITTY AND SOUR
jandi: LMAO i wish top was wearing his tie dye shirt in this just to complete the photo
lovelyable: its probably one of his many layers
jandi: LMAO JUST LURKING SOMEWHERE IN THERE
lovelyable: IKR
lovelyable: GOD TOP IS SO DINO LOOKING
lovelyable: i wonder if gd does like hardcore shit
lovelyable: also i would pay to see them tripping on shrooms
jandi: LMAO HE LOOKS LIKE REPTAR
jandi: idk i'm sure he would try a lot of different things
jandi: LOL DIDNT WE HAVE A SHROOMS CONVERSATION
jandi: WHERE TOP WAS LIKE THE SKY THE WAVESSS
jandi: WE'RE ALIIIIIIVE
lovelyable: AHAHAHAH OH YEA
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE CARESSING THE FLOOR
jandi: LMFAO AND THEN GD LEAVES HIM THERE ON THE BEACH
jandi: lol i love how for some reason gd is always sober at these things
lovelyable: he probably only does it like
lovelyable: either with nuthang
lovelyable: or with top when hes in like the right mindset
lovelyable: not all hopped up on HAPPINESS
(on top being in nuthang)
jandi: LMAO MAYBE TOP DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WHEN THEY STARTED HANGING OUT
jandi: SO THEY THOUGHT HE WAS JUST
jandi: MYSTERIOUS~
lovelyable: THEYRE LIKE OHAY HE'S PRETTY
lovelyable: and now they're like ARE YOU SURE WE CANT TRADE HIM IN FOR JAEJOONG
jandi: LMAO F4 AND NUTHANG MINGLING AT LIKE
jandi: GDS BDAY OR TOPS BDAY
lovelyable: OH GOD F4 WOULD JUST BE OBNOXIOUS ON PURPOSE
jandi: LMFAO IKR I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
jandi: lmao hyunjoong would come in like
jandi: sweats
lovelyable: yooch like spills shit all over hyuksoo's shirt
jandi: LOL YOOCHUN oh sorry, wiping at it with his greasy fingers
lovelyable: and hyuksoo is like THIS COST FUCKING 120,000 YOU MORON
jandi: LMFAO YOOCHUN LIKE
jandi: SHRUG
jandi: I CAN GET YOU A NEW ONE
lovelyable: WELL I GOT 6,000
lovelyable: YOU WANT THAT?
jandi: LMAO TOP IS LIKE
jandi: OBLIVIOUS
jandi: AND GD IS LIKE LOL BUT ALSO D:
lovelyable: HALF THE GUYS WOULD BE SECRETLY OGLING JAEJOONG
lovelyable: AND HE'D JUST BLATANTLY BE LIKE "NO"
jandi: LMFAO JAEJOONG ILH
lovelyable: and hyunjoong would just weird them out
lovelyable: i bet f4 would like wolfman though
jandi: he gets adopted in
jandi: and gets to come to their hangouts every week
jandi: and gd + the rest of nuthang are like :| why weren't we invited
lovelyable: gd like pulls top aside and is like WTF? DID THEY RECOGNIZE ME
lovelyable: THEY DO KNOW I'M GD RIGHT
jandi: TOP IS LIKE YEAH
jandi: NO ONE ELSE LOOKS LIKE YOU :|
jandi: lmao jaejoong creepily hitting on gd just to annoy him
lovelyable: gd is like "....um."
lovelyable: and like asking inappropriate details about gd and tops sex life
jandi: LMAO HE SHOULD KNOW ALL THESE DETAILS
jandi: THAT GD IS HORRIFIED THAT HE KNOWS
lovelyable: HE JUST LIKE CASUALLY IS LIKE "OH HEY HOW ARE THOSE NEW CONDOMS WORKING OUT"
jandi: LMAO GD LIKE CHOKES ON HIS DRINK WAT
lovelyable: "I'M THE ONE WHO GAVE THEM TO TOP YOU KNOW ;)"
jandi: LMAO JAEJOONG
jandi: TOP IS LIKE THEY WORKED OUT GREAT ACTUALLY CAUSE
jandi: and gd is like trying to subtly get him to stfu
lovelyable: LOL GD LIKE STAMPS ON HIS FOOT
lovelyable: AND TOP LETS OUT THE BIGGEST "OW" EVER
jandi: HYUNJOONG BESIDE JJ JUST STARTS LAUGHING
jandi: and is like ITS OK JIYONGIE WE WON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE
jandi: WELL I TOLD NICOLE
jandi: BUT THATS IT
lovelyable: AND YOOCH IS LIKE OH WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL?
lovelyable: OK WELL I CAN START THAT... NOWWW
jandi: LMFAO THE NEXT TIME THEY SEE LIKE
jandi: YUNHO
jandi: HE LIKE CANT LOOK GD IN THE EYE
lovelyable: AND GD ENDS UP LIKE THROWING A HISSY FIT AT HIM
lovelyable: "YEA SHUT THE FUCK UP THE CONDOMS"
jandi: LMAO I LOVE HOW TOP IS TOTALLY UNFAZED BY THIS
lovelyable: LOL TOP IS JUST MUNCHING ON A BREADSTICK LIKE OBLIVIOUS AND GRINNING
jandi: "dude yunho they have a warming sensation :3"
lovelyable: "GD LOVEDDDD IT."
lovelyable: GDS LIKE YES THANK YOU YOU DUMBSHIT
jandi: LMFAO GD GOES HOME AND LIKE
jandi: TRASHES THEM ALL
jandi: TOP IS LIKE YOU REALIZE YOU'RE SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT HERE
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE UM WOW DONT TAKE THEM OUT ON THE CONDOMS
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE FINE AND HE LIKE PUNCHES TOP
jandi: TOP IS LIKE WTF WAS THAT FOR
jandi: lmao top is like i'll you stories about yooch and his gf if you want
jandi: LMAO GD IS LIKE DONT KNOW IF WANT
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE IDC
lovelyable: AND TOP IS LIKE IT INVOLVES A TRAPEZE SWING AND A POLICEMAN
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE "......OK FINE"
lovelyable: THIS DOESNT MEAN I FORGIVE YOU
jandi: HE SPREADS THAT SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE
jandi: AS RETALIATION
jandi: BUT EVERYONE HE TELLS IT TO
jandi: ALREADY KNOWS
jandi: EVEN LIKE YB
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE WHAT
lovelyable: HOW DID YOU KNOW
lovelyable: RAGE
jandi: LMFAO HE GOES BACK TO TOP LIKE ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS
jandi: DO YOU ALL SPREAD YOUR TMI EVERYWHERE
lovelyable: AND THEN CL COMES IN THE ROOM AND IS LIKE "HEY OPPA CAN I BORROW YOUR CONDOMS I HEAR THEY WORK REALLY WELL"
lovelyable: top just gets smacked again
jandi: top is like
jandi: WHY IS THIS A BIG DEAL
jandi: I DIDNT TELL THEM THE EMBARASSING SHIT
jandi: LIKE THAT TIME IN HAWAII :/
lovelyable: LMFAOOOO GDS FACE LIKE INSTANTLY PINCHES
lovelyable: YOU
lovelyable: YOUR OWN ROOM
lovelyable: AND TOP IS LIKE PLUS LIKE ITS NOT LIKE CL CANT HEAR YOU THROUGH THE FLOOR ANYWAYS
lovelyable: JUST SAYING
jandi: LMFAO CL STILL STANDING THERE WITH THE CONDOMS LIKE MAKES A FACE AND POINTS TO HER EAR AND NODS
jandi: WHILE TOP SLOWLY BACKS INTO HIS ROOM
lovelyable: SHES LIKE BUT UHH ITS OK YB GOT ME EARPLUGS
jandi: later he gets a text from cl like "so what happened in hawaii"
lovelyable: and then like fifteen minutes later gd gets a text from cl like "WOWWWW OPPA REALLY LMFAOOOOOO"
jandi: gd like tries to rationally text her back
jandi: and she just gets gibberish
jandi: and top immediately two seconds later WHY DID YOU TELL
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: NO MORE SEX
lovelyable: EVER
jandi: TOP IS LIKE
jandi: LOL YEAH OK
jandi: ........
jandi: D:
lovelyable: HE LIKE KNOCKS ON CLS DOOR
lovelyable: "YOU FIX IT"
jandi: LMFAO CL LIKE
jandi: TRIES TO ROPE YOUNGBAE INTO HELPING HER
jandi: MEANWHILE TOP TRIES TO STAY IN THE 2NE1 DORM
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE THERE ARE TOO MANY BAD VIBES IN OUR APARTMENT RIGHT NOW >:
lovelyable: I CANT STAY THERE
jandi: HE GOES THROUGH TOY WITHDRAWALS
jandi: SO HE TRIES TO PLAY WITH DDOCHI
jandi: AND GETS PORCUPINE QUILLS IN HIS FINGER
jandi: lmao yb like this is the worst thing i've ever had to do
jandi: ever
jandi: this beats the time master hwang gave me a physical :|
lovelyable: AHAHAHHAH OMG
lovelyable: top makes yb try and like smuggle toys down to him but gd has it all on lockdown
lovelyable: yb's like sorry and top is like WHAT DO YOU MEAN :'(
jandi: yb is like i can just buy you a new one?
jandi: top is like no one understands me like red heart new year 2007 bearbrick does :|
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE "....its like talking to a five year old."
jandi: LMFAO YB IS LIKE TO GD
jandi: YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDO
jandi: I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS
lovelyable: YOU'RE A CLOSET PEDOPHILE
jandi: LMAO ONE TIME DRUNK GD SHOULD JUST
jandi: START ANGSTING TO THE BEARBRICK
jandi: AND IS LIKE WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS
lovelyable: AND LATER TOP IS LIKE SEE ISNT HE A GOOD LISTENER. I TOLD YOU SO. AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY
jandi: LMFAO yb in the doorway staring at the toy like o_O
jandi: LOL top should just start hanging out with dara
jandi: while he's exiled to the 2ne1 dorm
lovelyable: LOL "MAKE ME A TAMTAM >:"
jandi: they spend hours filming themselves with the pink mic
jandi: LOL YESSSS
jandi: LMAO NGL I ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE TOPDARA
jandi: BC I WANTED DARA TO DRESS UP AS A BEARBRICK
jandi: LMAO CAUSE GD WOULD NEVER
jandi: OR LIKE HE WOULD BUT RAGE
jandi: THE WHOLE TIME
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE YAY CUDDLE
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE GET THE FUCK OFF ME >:|
lovelyable: AND TOP IS LIKE BUT THEN THAT JUST DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF WHY YOU DRESSED UP
jandi: gd is like angrily muttering w/e w/e :| in his onesie looking suit
lovelyable: LMFAO ONESIE
lovelyable: HE NEEDS LIKE A ROUND FLUFFY TAIL
lovelyable: THAT GETS IN THE WAY WHEN HE TRIES TO SIT
jandi: LMFAOLGKAD
jandi: hes like WHATEVER I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS
jandi: SITS
jandi: "alkfdjalfdjkl >:"
jandi: pulls out the tail
jandi: sits again
lovelyable: LMFAO SQUIRMS AROUND
jandi: LMAO TOP IS LIKE
jandi: SO QT :3
jandi: AND GD IS LIKE
jandi: I HATE MY LIFE
lovelyable: LOL GD IS LIKE I FEEL LIKE YOUR MOM
lovelyable: TOP: YB IS MY MOM :)
jandi: HE SO IS
jandi: HE HELPS TOP ICE SKATE
jandi: CARRIES HIS SHIT ON THE AIRPLANE
jandi: WAKES HIM UP IN THE MORNING
lovelyable: CLEANS UP HIS SPILLS
jandi: LMAO YB IS LIKE TO GD
jandi: YOU'RE SPOILING HIM
jandi: gd is like LISTEN TO YOURSELF
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE YEA OK BUT I DONT HAVE A BEARBRICK HAT ON MY HEAD
lovelyable: BECAUSE THIS CONVO NEEDS TO HAPPEN
lovelyable: WHEN GD IS LIKE IN THE KITCHEN
lovelyable: IN THE SUIT
lovelyable: AND YB IS LIKE CHOPPING FRUIT
jandi: YESSSSSSSS
jandi: LMAO DAESUNG COMES IN
jandi: LOOKS AROUND
jandi: WALKS OUT
lovelyable: BECAUSE YB IS LIKE
lovelyable: CUTTING THE FRUIT INTO SHAPES
lovelyable: AND DAESUNG IS LIKE ".....K BYE"
jandi: LMFAO OTHERWISE TOP WON'T EAT IT
jandi: LOL SEUNGRI IS LIKE OOH ARE THESE FOR ME
jandi: :D
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE NO SLAPS HIS HAND AWAY
jandi: LOL GD SHOULD HIT HIM
jandi: WITH THE TAIL
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS LIKE
lovelyable: ....OW
lovelyable: WHAT WAS THAT
jandi: LMAO GD ALL LIKE DON'T ASK :|
lovelyable: BUT YB WOULD HAVE SOME FRUIT SET ASIDE FOR SEUNGRI TOO
lovelyable: OFC
lovelyable: LMFAO I JUST SEE YB LIKE PUTTERING AROUND THE KITCHEN AND GD LEANING AGAINST THE DOORFRAME SHIVERING IN A BEARBRICK SUIT FROWNING
jandi: LMFAO GD LOOKING UNWILLINGLY QT
jandi: YB IN LIKE A 500 DOLLAR HOODIE WITH THE SLEEVES ROLLED UP
lovelyable: WITH THOSE LIKE
lovelyable: AHJUMMA SLEEVES
jandi: LMAO SEUNGRI IS LIKE JIYONG HYUNG
jandi: SMILE
jandi: *SNAPS A PIC WITH HIS PHONE*
lovelyable: LMAO GD JUST LIKE SQUARE PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE AND CALMLY TAKES THE PHONE AWAY
jandi: ALL OF THIS SHOULD HAPPEN WHILE TOP HAS LIKE
jandi: SWINE FLU OR SOMETHING
lovelyable: SO EVERYBODY HAS TO PAMPER HIM
jandi: LMAO SO EVERYONE HAS TO LIKE CATER TO HIM
jandi: YES
jandi: WAIT SWINE FLU IS CONTAGIOUS
jandi: SO IT HAS TO BE REGULAR FLU
jandi: OR ANOTHER THING HE NEVER HAD AS A KID
jandi: LIKE CHICKEN POX
lovelyable: chicken pox
lovelyable: LMFAO YES
jandi: LMFAO HE WOULD ALWAYS BE SCRATCHING HIMSELF
lovelyable: YB (AND SEUNGRI CUZ HE ROPED HIM INTO DOING IT) WOULD LIKE HAVE THE TASK OF SLATHERING HIM WITH CREAMS
lovelyable: and all the while top is like pouting
jandi: LMFAO SEUNGRI IS LIKE WHY DO I HAVE TO :(
jandi: and daesung is like why do you even ask at this point
jandi: LOL TOP TAKING LIKE AN OATMEAL BATH
lovelyable: BOM IS LIKE ITS GOOD FOR YOU
lovelyable: HIS HAIR NEEDS TO BE IN LIKE A SHOWERCAP
jandi: LMFAO OR THAT WEIRD MOHAWK FROM THAT GTOP PIC
jandi: OR THAT WEIRD GD BUN
lovelyable: GD'S TOPBUN
lovelyable: WITH LIKE ONE OF GD'S HEADBANDS
lovelyable: TO KEEP THE WISPIES AWAY
jandi: GD IS LIKE IS THAT MINE :|
jandi: top is like yeah
jandi: but i'm itchy :( so yell at me later
lovelyable: it should be his like black and pink LV one
lovelyable: gd should just be in the bear suit the whole fic
jandi: LMAO ALL STAINED WITH OATMEAL NOW
jandi: lol how would they even convince him to wear the suit omg
lovelyable: blackmail
jandi: jaejoong can come in wearing one first
jandi: to ~cheer up top~
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE OH HAIL NO
lovelyable: YOU GET OUT
jandi: JAEJOONG IS LIKE
jandi: BUT I DIDNT BRING A CHANGE OF CLOTHES
lovelyable: LOL OR HE ~CONVENIENTLY BROUGHT A SET~
lovelyable: CUZ THE WHOLE THING IS TO SET GD UP
jandi: YESSSSSSSSSS
jandi: LMAO NGL JAEJOONG WOULD LOOK ADORBS IN A BEARBRICK SUIT
lovelyable: YEA HE WOULD
lovelyable: LMFAO SINCE IT FIT JJ
lovelyable: ITS LIKE, TOO BIG ON GD
lovelyable: BUT HE LIKE MAKES JJ TAKE IT OFF AND THEN JJ IS LIKE O OK BYE THEN
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE BYE FROM HIS SICKBED
jandi: GIVING JJ THE BRO-FIST BEHIND GD'S BACK
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WAIT. WHAT?
jandi: jj's like oh nothing
jandi: show of solidarity
jandi: ;)
lovelyable: i'm still actually crushed i cant cheer up my dongsaeng :(
lovelyable: /skips out
jandi: LMAO HES LIKE VIA TEXT YOU OWE ME
jandi: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN HAWAII
jandi: WHEN YOURE NOT SPOTTY
lovelyable: HAHAHAHA JJ <3
jandi: I KNOW LMFAO
jandi: ngl LMAO F4 makes me love yooch jj and hj
lovelyable: ME TOO LOL
lovelyable: gd keeps tripping in the suit cuz its too big for him
jandi: he has to like
jandi: roll up the sleeves
jandi: and hold the hat part up or bobby pin it
lovelyable: HE PINS IT WITH ONE OF TOP'S LIKE WEIRD ASS PINS
jandi: LMFAO OR THE I <3 69 PIN
jandi: LOL HES LIKE FLOPPING HIS HANDS TOTALLY LIKE :| OK ARE YOU CHEERED UP NOW
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: CAN YOU AEGYO A LITTLE :D
jandi: LMAO LIKE IN THE PMP CF PRZ
jandi: :3 COUGH COUGH
jandi: gd like you have CHICKEN POX
jandi: not a cold
jandi: why are you coughing
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: YOU'RE NOT ACTING LIKE KUBRICKBEAR :|
jandi: LMFAO GD BEGRUDGINGLY DOING AEGYO
jandi: YB WALKING IN WITH HIS TRAY OF SOUP LIKE
jandi: ................
lovelyable: FLAKJLSKJG
lovelyable: GD LIKE TUMBLES OFF THE BED
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE UHH YOU OK
lovelyable: AND GD'S JUST LIKE YEP FINE I'M GREAT PLZ LEAVE
jandi: LMFDSOAIDG HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
jandi: TOP JUST SITTING THERE LIKE :D
lovelyable: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE"-ING
jandi: LMFAO YESSSSSSS
jandi: LMAO GD MUTTERING FROM THE FLOOR
jandi: thank god seungri isnt there
lovelyable: yb would know enough to keep him away from the room and occupied
jandi: LOL YB planting fake scripts around the house with seungri's name on them
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE DAESUNG CAN YOU DO LINETHROUGHS WITH SEUNGRI FOR HIS NEW MOVIE
lovelyable: AND DAESUNG IS LIKE WHAT NEW MOVIE
lovelyable: /CATCHES ON
lovelyable: ...OH
lovelyable: YEA I GUESS. :/
jandi: LMFAO SEUNGRI ALL EXCITED
jandi: LIKE
jandi: I WALK INTO THE ROOM AND GRAB MY BASEBALL BAT, DREAMS NEVER DIE YOU KNOW
jandi: daesung sitting on the couch completely monotone i know, they stick with you forever. :|
lovelyable: TEXTING HYORI
jandi: LMAO HYORI JUST THINKS SEUNGRI IS HILARIOUS
lovelyable: LOL HYORI SHOULD JUST COME OVER
lovelyable: AND SHES LIKE HUMORING HIM AND LAUGHING AT HIS JOKES AND DAESUNG IS LIKE "...JFC"
jandi: LMFAO DAESUNG LIKE
jandi: NOONA I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE
jandi: LMAO she visits top and gd hides in the closet
jandi: and top is like fanboying
lovelyable: GD LIKE HEARS HER COMING
lovelyable: AND IS LIKE FUCK FUCK FUCK
lovelyable: /DIVES INTO THE CLOSET
lovelyable: YOU HEAR LIKE CRASHING
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE DDDD: MY SPARE MIGHTY MUGGS
jandi: and then hyori comes in and he's like agldjalkgjlagjgjkl
lovelyable: HES LIKE ALL EMBARRASSED HES IN A HEADBAND
lovelyable: AND SHES LIKE OMG YOU LOOK SO QT SEUNGHYUN
lovelyable: YOU HEAR A SNORT FROM THE CLOSET
jandi: LMAO GD PEEKING THROUGH A CRACK IN THE DOOR THE WHOLE TIME
jandi: and top is like all like I WILL GET BETTER FOR YOU NOONA
lovelyable: AND DAESUNG AFTER A WHILE IS LIKE OK UMM YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM TO REST /DRAGS HER OUT
lovelyable: AND GD LIKE FLINGS OPEN THE DOOR "HOW COME YOU NEVER SAY SHIT LIKE THAT TO ME HUH"
jandi: LMFAO THE IMFJLAKD
jandi: THE IMAGE OF HIM SAYING THAT
jandi: WHILE WEARING
jandi: THE SUIT
lovelyable: TOP SHOULD JUST START CRACKING UP
jandi: LMFAO GD WITH THE SUIT
jandi: AND THE BANGS FROM HIS FRIAR TUCK HAIRCUT
jandi: POKING OUT
lovelyable: OH GOD FLSKDJLFK
jandi: HANDS ON HIS HIPS LIKE FUMING
jandi: LOL FOREVER OMG
lovelyable: THE HAT LIKE LOPSIDED
jandi: LFKSDJGKLSDGJ
jandi: LMAO TOP CANT STOP LAUGHING
jandi: HE LIKE STARTS TO WHEEZE
lovelyable: GD JUST GETS ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
lovelyable: BUT HE CANT GO ANYWHERE CUZ HYORI AND SEUNGRI ARE OUTSIDE
lovelyable: HE LIKE GOES BACK INTO THE CLOSET AND TOP CAN HEAR HIM LIKE MUTTERING
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE
jandi: DON'T BE MAD JIYONGIE
lovelyable: OFC I WANT TO GET BETTER FOR YOU TOO :3
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE LIARRRRRRRR
lovelyable: DONT SAY THAT TO ME
jandi: LMAO DONT SAY THAT WHEN YOU ALREADY SAID IT TO HYORI
jandi: :|
lovelyable: DONT GIVE ME YOUR RECYCLED PHRASES
lovelyable: ITS NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE
jandi: LAKFSDALKJG GD
jandi: LMAO TOP LIKE
jandi: YOU'RE SPECIAL TO ME~
jandi: KEKEKE
lovelyable: LMFAO STARTS SINGING BUTTERFLY
jandi: LOL OH GOD
jandi: EVERY TIIIIIME I COME CLOSE
jandi: TO YOU
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE A;SKDJLKFJLK
jandi: LMFAO TOP SULLYING HIS ART
lovelyable: AT SOME POINT HE SHOULD TEAR THE HAT OFF HIS HEAD AND LIKE STOMP ON IT
jandi: LMFAO GD FINALLY THROWING A TANTRUM
jandi: the 2ne1 bedroom ceiling starts to shake
jandi: dust settling on like dara's head
jandi: minji like OMO WHATS HAPPENING
lovelyable: OMG JJ SHOULD BE IN THERE
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE "YEA ITS FINE"
jandi: LMAO HES LIKE WINKING AT BOM OVER MINJI'S HEAD ITS TOTALLY FINE ;)
lovelyable: BOM IS LIKE >:
lovelyable: BLINK BLINK
jandi: LMFAO CL LIKE OHHHH WHAT IS THIS
lovelyable: DARA GET YOUR MIC
lovelyable: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
jandi: LMAO THEY LIKE CREEP UP ON THEM
jandi: WHILE THE STOMPING CONTINUES
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE ARE YOU SCARED BOMMIE? AND LIKE TRIES TO ~PROTECT~ HER
lovelyable: AND SHES JUST LIKE ANIYOOOOOO
jandi: LMAO DARA TO CL LIKE
jandi: he can protect me instead >__>
lovelyable: LMFAOSLKDJLK
lovelyable: after gd wears himself out top should be like
lovelyable: you done?
lovelyable: and gd's like >:| and like crawls into bed beside top exhausted
jandi: LOL GD
jandi: top is like
jandi: i'm sad you destroyed that hat
jandi: i thought it was cute
jandi: :(
lovelyable: gd's like shut up and falls asleep
jandi: LOL WE JUST OUTLINED AN ENTIRE FIC
jandi: BEGINNING MIDDLE CLIMAX ENDING
jandi: omg what happened to
jandi: yb's convo with gd while cutting the fruit
jandi: is this the pedo conversation
lovelyable: LMFAO IT SHOULD BE
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE
lovelyable: TOP IS A FIVE YEAR OLD AND YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE DRESSED IN A BEAR SUIT.
lovelyable: JSYK
lovelyable: LMFAO I'M PROUD OF THIS FIC
jandi: LMFAO GD TRIES TO DEFEND HIMSELF
jandi: AND JUST FAILS
jandi: because every time he comes up with a rebuttal yb looks at the suit
jandi: LMFAO IKR
lovelyable: GD ENDS UP THROWING THE TAIL AT HIM
lovelyable: IT LIKE LANDS IN THE BOWL OF STARS&HEARTSHAPED FRUIT AND YB IS LIKE ....SIGHHHHHHHHH
jandi: LMAO YB HAS TO FISH IT OUT AND IS LIKE
jandi: GERMS. IN THE FRUIT.
jandi: : ||||||||||
lovelyable: HES LIKE EH
lovelyable: BABIES NEED TO GAIN IMMUNITY FROM SHIT LIKE THIS
lovelyable: ....../WASHES IT ALL AGAIN ANYWAYS
jandi: LMFAO HE LIKE WASHES IT
jandi: TOSSES IT IN A STRAINER SO ITS NOT WATERY
lovelyable: LMFAO SPRINKLES SUGAR ON TOP
jandi: HE SHOULD ARRANGE IT ON A PLATE SO ITS A SMILEY FACE
jandi: AND GIVE IT TO GD
lovelyable: GD LIKE FIXES IT
lovelyable: SO ITS A HAND GIVING TOP THE FINGER
jandi: LMAO YB JUST LIKE "how did it come to this"
jandi: LMFAO YESKLSDF
jandi: lmao gd comes back all like
jandi: HERES YOUR FUCKING FRUIT
lovelyable: SLAMS IT DOWN AND RESUMES POSITION AT THE END OF THE BED
lovelyable: AND TOP IS LIKE UM CAN I HAVE A FORK
lovelyable: GD: NO
jandi: LMAO TOP STARTS GROPING AROUND ON THE GROUND
jandi: I THINK I DROPPED ONE SOMEWHERE
jandi: LIKE LAST MONTH
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE AHHHGHSLKDJ /RUNS OUT FOR A FORK AND TOP IS LIKE KEKEKEK
jandi: WHEN SEUNGRI GETS SICK
jandi: HE EXPECTS THE SAME TREATMENT
jandi: BUT GD JUST STICKS A MICROWAVE AND A BOX OF ASSORTED RAMEN IN HIS ROOM
lovelyable: LMFAO HE THINKS BEARBRICK SUIT IS JUST LIKE A TRADITION AND HES LIKE WHO'S PUTTING IT ON!
lovelyable: LMFAO POOR BB SLKJFLKJ
jandi: LMAO YOUNGBAE SHOULD DRESS UP AS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
lovelyable: SEUNGRI LIKE
lovelyable: FAINTS
jandi: YB LIKE SIGHHH WHILE GD CRACKS UP FROM THE DOORWAY
lovelyable: GD'S LIKE WELL THAT SOLVES THE PROBLEM OF FEEDING HIM
lovelyable: DAESUNG IS LIKE
lovelyable: CAN YOU DO THIS EVERYDAY
lovelyable: I LIKE WHAT HAPPENS TO SEUNGRI
jandi: DAESUNG LIKE I DONT LIKE THE SMELL OF RAMYUN IN HERE :|
jandi: THIS IS BETTER
jandi: FEELS LIKE I HAVE MY OWN ROOM
lovelyable: HE LIKE COVERS SEUNGRI WITH BLANKETS SO HE CANT EVEN SEE HIM
jandi: LMAO POOR BB IF DAESUNG GOT SICK TOP WOULD BRING HIM SNACKS AND STUFF
jandi: NO ONE WOULD BRING SEUNGRI ANYTHING
lovelyable: OMG YEA HE WOULD
lovelyable: EVERYBODY WOULD BE SO NICE TO DAESUNG
lovelyable: JUST AUTOMATICALLY
lovelyable: LMFAO POOR SEUNGRI
lovelyable: YB GIVES HIM THINGS CUZ HE FEELS BAD FOR HIM
jandi: LMAO THEY WOULD TO BE LIKE
jandi: LOL YOUR HAIR
jandi: LMAO AWW YB
jandi: lmfao seungri is the problem child
jandi: which makes him yb's favorite
jandi: kekeke
lovelyable: LOL YESSSS
lovelyable: plus he's baby of the family
lovelyable: automatically mom's favorite
jandi: SO THEN GD'S LEAST FAVORITE?
lovelyable: THATS WHY GD ABUSES HIM SO MUCH
lovelyable: "I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU"
jandi: SON
jandi: I AM DISSAPPOINT
jandi: :|
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE THE OLDER IMMATURE BROTHER WHO GIVES HIM WEDGIES
jandi: LMAO MAYBE WHEN SEUNGRI IS SICK HE GETS STUCK WITH BOM AND HER HEALTH FOOD
jandi: LMAO TOP
lovelyable: LMFAOOOO OMG YES
lovelyable: CUZ YB DROPPED BY THE 2NE1 APT AND WAS LIKE HEY CAN YOU GUYS GIVE ME A HAND ITS SEUNGRI
lovelyable: AND CL IS LIKE UH. NO.
jandi: MINJI IS LIKE I GUESS SO?
jandi: DARA IS LIKE I'LL COME BY FOR THE LULZ BUT I CANT COOK SO
lovelyable: CL IS LIKE NO STAY WITH ME >:|
lovelyable: SO BOM AND MINJI END UP COMING
lovelyable: MINJI ENDS UP HANGING OUT WITH DAESUNG INSTEAD
lovelyable: bom brings her tupperware <3
jandi: LOL BOM SO QT
jandi: LMAO minji and daesung drawing on seungri's passed out face
lovelyable: MINJI PAINTING SEUNGRI'S FINGERNAILS
jandi: lmao and the kitchen ends up smelling really weird
jandi: EACH NAIL A DIFFERENT COLOR
lovelyable: WITH LIKE THE PRESS ON DECALS
lovelyable: OMG THEY SHOULD GIVE HIM FAKE NAILS
lovelyable: LIKE THE REALLY LONG ONES
jandi: LMAO AND DAESUNG DOES THEM ALL CROOKED
lovelyable: SOMETHING LIKE GAUDY AND RIDIC LIKE BLUE WITH PINK AND GREEN SPARKLY RHINESTONES
lovelyable: DAESUNG DOES HIS TOENAILS
jandi: LMFAO DAESUNG IS LIKE EW I HAVE TO TOUCH HIS FEET
lovelyable: OH WAIL ITS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
lovelyable: TOP COMES IN LIKE WHATS GOING ON
lovelyable: STARTS CRACKING UP AND THEN HELPS DAESUNG
lovelyable: HIS ARE LIKE UPSIDE DOWN
jandi: LMFAOASLJGKLS
jandi: LMAO CAN TOP DO THE WARM WATER THING HERE TOO (**warm water thing: the sticking of hands in a glass of warm water when a person is sleeping. it automatically makes them pee)
lovelyable: OMGGGG YES
jandi: LIKE MINJI LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING
jandi: YOU CAN TRY THIS ON YOUR UNNIS
jandi: AT HOME
lovelyable: MINJI IS LIKE BUT I LIKE MY UNNIS
lovelyable: MAYBE I'LL JUST TRY IT ON SEUNGRI SOMETIME
jandi: TOP IS LIKE OR.... TEDDY
jandi: WHEN HES ASLEEP ON THE COT
lovelyable: YES
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY WOULD JUST WAKE UP IN A RAGE
lovelyable: AND KUSH IS LIKE
lovelyable: DID YOU JUST
lovelyable: IS THAT
lovelyable: ...AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE
lovelyable: FUCK YOU
lovelyable: NO
lovelyable: D:<
jandi: LMFAO BOSS COMES UP TO WHERE HES SITTING AND LIKE
jandi: NUDGES HIS CROTCH
lovelyable: EW LAMGSLKDJF
lovelyable: OMG THE DAY THEY ALL DO IT TO SEUNGRI
lovelyable: HE WOULD LIKE WAKE UP TO LIKE 50 PEOPLE BARRELING OUT OF HIS ROOM
lovelyable: CROOKED FAKE NAILS
jandi: DRAWING ALL OVER HIS FACE
jandi: PEED HIMSELF
jandi: STILL SICK
jandi: NO FOOD
lovelyable: POOR BB
jandi: LMFAO BOM COMES IN WITH LIKE A GLASS OF WHEATGRASS OMO WHAT HAPPENED BLINK BLINK
lovelyable: LKFJSLDKJFLK SEUNGRI IS LIKE GAHHHHHHHH
jandi: LMFAO SEUNGRI LIKE
jandi: FUCK THIS
jandi: I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE OK OK CALM DOWN
lovelyable: CLEANS HIS SHEETS
lovelyable: CHANGES THEM
jandi: LMFAO AWW YB
lovelyable: OMG YB LIKE HELPING SEUNGRI SCRUB HIS FACE AND TAKE THE NAILS OFF
lovelyable: BAW
jandi: SO CUTEEEE
jandi: LMAO yb like wiping seungri's face with a towel trying to get the last bit of sharpie from near his ear
jandi: he's like sighhhh if you want
jandi: i can wear the bearbrick suit
lovelyable: AWWWW
lovelyable: I LIKE HOW THIS IS BOTH GTOP AND YBRI
lovelyable: SEUNGRI WOULD START CRYING LMFAO
jandi: LMFAO IKR
jandi: AND DAESUNG/HYORI
lovelyable: YESSS
jandi: LMFAO SEUNGRI
jandi: SLOBBERING ALL OVER YB'S LEATHER JACKET
jandi: LMAO HE LETS SEUNGRI STAY IN HIS ROOM AND IS LIKE
jandi: .... jiyong i need that costume
lovelyable: GD DOES A DOUBLE TAKE LIKE
lovelyable: WAT
lovelyable: SPITS OUT HIS SOUP
lovelyable: WHO'S THE PEDO IN A BEARSUIT NOW
jandi: YB IS LIKE
jandi: POINTS TO TOP PUTTING TOGETHER A GUNDAM
jandi: STILL YOU
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOOOO
jandi: LMFAO WHY DO I FEEL LIKE TOP WOULD WEAR THE SUIT WHEN DAESUNG GOT SICK AND THEY WOULD JUST LAUGH THEIR FACES OFF
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT DATING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS SEUNGRI WITH HIS SHINY NAILS
lovelyable: OMG YESSSSSS
lovelyable: IT'D BE LIKE SO TIGHT ON HIM
jandi: LMFAO ~SLIM FIT BEARBRICK~
jandi: or he can just wear the head
lovelyable: AND DO HIS RIDICULOUS HEADSHAKE MOTION LIKE HE DID WITH THE DINO HAT
jandi: RAWWWWR TABI BEARBRICK 1/5 SAYS GET BETTER
jandi: DAESUNG IS LIKE SILENT
jandi: AND THEN HE CRACKS UP
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE
lovelyable: WHERE DID WE FIND YOU
jandi: TOP IS LIKE IDK ASK GD
jandi: LEMME HAVE SOME OF THAT FOOD
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE "THE SHORT BUS"
lovelyable: TOP EATS ALL DAESUNG'S SICK SOUP
jandi: LMFAO YB IS LIKE >XO
jandi: top sneaks out and gets mcd's for daesung like you're sick so you're allowed to eat it >__>
lovelyable: BOM AND YB LIKE FREAK OUT ON HIM
lovelyable: IS THAT A FRY
lovelyable: DO I SEE A FRY
lovelyable: GOD TOP WHY ARE YOU SO
lovelyable: >:|
jandi: TOP LIKE SHRUGGING WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT MUSHROOM HEARTS AND DEER LUNG
jandi: LOOK HE LIKES IT
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE YOU ATE IT
lovelyable: >:|
lovelyable: SO I WOULD SAY YOU
jandi: LMFAO DAESUNG TRIES TO COVER FOR HIM BUT TOP HAS LIKE
jandi: KETCHUP ON HIS CHEEK
lovelyable: BOM LIKE SLAPPING HIM ALL HUFFY
lovelyable: CANT FINISH A SENTENCE
jandi: THIS IS ALL HAPPENING WHILE TOP WEARS THE BEAR HEAD
lovelyable: AND GD IS JUST DYING IN THE BACKGROUND
lovelyable: HEAVING LAUGHTER INTO THE COUCH CUSHIONS
jandi: BOM IS LIKE
jandi: JIYONG COME GET YOUR LIFE RUINER :|
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE ARE YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT TO KEEP HIM NOONA
lovelyable: TOP, DO THE HEADSHAKY THING!
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE OFFENDED
jandi: ME AND DARA WILL JUST HANG OUT
jandi: OVER HERE
jandi: :|
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE O OKAY YOU DO THAT
jandi: LMAO DARA SHOULD GET TOP A MIC
jandi: A BLUE ONE
lovelyable: THAT SAYS BINGU
jandi: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE SHOULDNT IT SAY BIG BANG
jandi: LMFAO SHE'S LIKE NO >__>
lovelyable: LOL SHES LIKE OH THEY RAN OUT OF THOSE
lovelyable: HES LIKE..... WHAT
jandi: LMAO I WISH THEY DID THIS THEY COULD UPLOAD YOUTUBES OF THEM SAYING WEIRD ASS SHIT
lovelyable: THE TOP AND DARA SHOW
jandi: LMAO AFTER A WHILE NO ONE WANTS TO BE ON IT
lovelyable: EXCEPT SEUNGRI
jandi: CAUSE THEY JUST END UP IGNORING THEM AND RIFFING OFF OF EACH OTHER
jandi: LMAO THEY ONLY HAVE HIM ON ONCE
jandi: FOR HALF A SHOW
jandi: and then they're like nm.
lovelyable: THEY SHOULD LIKE
lovelyable: EDIT HIS ANSWERS
lovelyable: SO HE SAYS SOMETHING COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS
jandi: HE SOUNDS ALL ROBOT WITH HOW MANY TIMES THEY CUT AND MOVE THE WORDS AROUND
jandi: OR THEY LIKE JUST MUTE HIM AND HAVE TOP IMPERSONATE HIM
jandi: HIS VOICE
lovelyable: OH GOD GD AS JESUS
lovelyable: HE'D GET IMPATIENT AND LIKE COME OUT AFTER ONE DAY
lovelyable: "FUCK THIS THREE DAYS SHIT I'M HUNGRY"
jandi: LMFAO HE'S LIKE
jandi: DRUNK FROM WINE BECAUSE HE DRANK SO MUCH OF IT
jandi: TRYING TO FILL HIS STOMACH
lovelyable: EVERYBODY IS LIKE DDDD: JESUS
lovelyable: HES LIKE THATS ME
lovelyable: /FALLS OVER
jandi: LMFAO TOP LIKE RAGING CAUSE HE DIDNT SHARE
jandi: YB TRIES TO HELP HIM UP AND THE RIVER NEXT TO THE HOUSE IS CUT IN HALF
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE DUDES
lovelyable: I CAN WALK ON THAT SHIT
lovelyable: I DONT NEED THIS
lovelyable: /FALLS INTO THE RIVERBED
jandi: LMFAO OMG
jandi: SEUNGRI IS LIKE WHEN YOU GO TO HEAVEN
jandi: CAN I SIT AT YOUR RIGHT HAND
jandi: ON A GOLD THRONE
jandi: AND GD IS LIKE LOL NO.
lovelyable: LMFAO GD MAKES HIM LIKE A GOLD STATUE LIONHEAD ON HIS CHAIR
jandi: THAT HE SLAMS HIS FIST ONTO WHEN HE'S ANGRY
lovelyable: i feel like if anything gd would be like, satan
jandi: LMFAO SATAN GD
lovelyable: yg is like god and hes like BOW BEFORE MAN (who is like, idk seungri) and gd is like WELL FUCK NO
jandi: LMFAOFAJLDGDKA
jandi: GD IS LIKE YEAHHH NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
lovelyable: HE IS MADE IN MY IMAGE
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE *SNORT*
BY: jandi ; lovelyable
DATE: january 10, 2010
jandi: LMFAO SEUNGRI
jandi: SLOBBERING ALL OVER YB'S LEATHER JACKET
jandi: YB LETS SEUNGRI STAY IN HIS ROOM AND IS LIKE
jandi: .... jiyong i need that bear costume
lovelyable: GD DOES A DOUBLE TAKE LIKE
lovelyable: WAT
lovelyable: SPITS OUT HIS SOUP
lovelyable: WHO'S THE PEDO IN A BEARSUIT NOW
jandi: YB IS LIKE
jandi: POINTS TO TOP PUTTING TOGETHER A GUNDAM
jandi: STILL YOU
jandi: lmao i am cracking up at the stalker thing and the stoner thing again
jandi: IT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH
jandi: TOP'S HEMP PANTS AND JAMAICAN HAT
lovelyable: EVERY TIME GD BRINGS HOME WEED
lovelyable: TOP LIKE RUNS TO HIS ROOM FOR HIS HAT
jandi: ONE DAY HE CANT FIND THE HAT
jandi: SO HE'S LIKE
jandi: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD :|
lovelyable: HE LIKE CANT GET HIGH
jandi: LMAO GD STANDING THERE WITH HIS STASH LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
jandi: the next time they go to japan top forgets his hat so he has to spend the whole time sober
jandi: and is like uncharacteristically cranky all the time
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE JFC
lovelyable: /BUYS HIM ANOTHER HAT
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: ITS NOT THE SAME :(
jandi: lmfao did we ever discuss
jandi: how gd would be while high
lovelyable: omg! i think we've done everybody but him
jandi: i think he was like sober that whole conversation
jandi: YES
jandi: HE WAS SO CRANKY
lovelyable: I MEAN, I WOULD BE
lovelyable: YOU HAVE 2PM CRASHING YOUR HOUSE
lovelyable: TOP LICKED THE PIZZA
lovelyable: AND THEN KISSED YOU
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS RUNNING AROUND
lovelyable: TOP KILLED HALF YOUR SUNGLASSES COLLECTION
jandi: SNARKY YB LUCID BOM AND KUSH KEEPING THE DOOR OPEN WITH HIS BODY
lovelyable: DAESUNG ANGSTING IN THE BATHTUB
lovelyable: GD WOULD JUST BE IN A CORNER LIKE ARMS CROSSED :|
lovelyable: i feel like unless he was in the right mood gd wouldnt want to be a part of that whole EVERYBODY GET HIGH! group and even if he did get high he'd just end up pissed off still
lovelyable: SPEAKING OF BEING HIGH http://i45.tinypic.com/5mik8y.jpg
jandi: YEAH IDK i dont feel like pot is gd's thing
jandi: LMAO I LOVE THIS PIC
lovelyable: BUT YOU KNOW THEY WERENT SOBER WHEN THAT HAPPENED
jandi: LMAO I love how it looks like they're laying down chilling and randomly taking pics :3
lovelyable: GD LOOKS SO BLAZED IN THE FIRST PICTURE
jandi: it looks like gd
jandi: wet his hair LMAO
lovelyable: WELL IF THEY WERE HIGH YOU KNOW THE HAIR WETTING IS LIKE
lovelyable: SPIT
jandi: THE NEXT DAY IT SMELLS ALL SPITTY AND SOUR
jandi: LMAO i wish top was wearing his tie dye shirt in this just to complete the photo
lovelyable: its probably one of his many layers
jandi: LMAO JUST LURKING SOMEWHERE IN THERE
lovelyable: IKR
lovelyable: GOD TOP IS SO DINO LOOKING
lovelyable: i wonder if gd does like hardcore shit
lovelyable: also i would pay to see them tripping on shrooms
jandi: LMAO HE LOOKS LIKE REPTAR
jandi: idk i'm sure he would try a lot of different things
jandi: LOL DIDNT WE HAVE A SHROOMS CONVERSATION
jandi: WHERE TOP WAS LIKE THE SKY THE WAVESSS
jandi: WE'RE ALIIIIIIVE
lovelyable: AHAHAHAH OH YEA
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE CARESSING THE FLOOR
jandi: LMFAO AND THEN GD LEAVES HIM THERE ON THE BEACH
jandi: lol i love how for some reason gd is always sober at these things
lovelyable: he probably only does it like
lovelyable: either with nuthang
lovelyable: or with top when hes in like the right mindset
lovelyable: not all hopped up on HAPPINESS
(on top being in nuthang)
jandi: LMAO MAYBE TOP DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WHEN THEY STARTED HANGING OUT
jandi: SO THEY THOUGHT HE WAS JUST
jandi: MYSTERIOUS~
lovelyable: THEYRE LIKE OHAY HE'S PRETTY
lovelyable: and now they're like ARE YOU SURE WE CANT TRADE HIM IN FOR JAEJOONG
jandi: LMAO F4 AND NUTHANG MINGLING AT LIKE
jandi: GDS BDAY OR TOPS BDAY
lovelyable: OH GOD F4 WOULD JUST BE OBNOXIOUS ON PURPOSE
jandi: LMFAO IKR I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
jandi: lmao hyunjoong would come in like
jandi: sweats
lovelyable: yooch like spills shit all over hyuksoo's shirt
jandi: LOL YOOCHUN oh sorry, wiping at it with his greasy fingers
lovelyable: and hyuksoo is like THIS COST FUCKING 120,000 YOU MORON
jandi: LMFAO YOOCHUN LIKE
jandi: SHRUG
jandi: I CAN GET YOU A NEW ONE
lovelyable: WELL I GOT 6,000
lovelyable: YOU WANT THAT?
jandi: LMAO TOP IS LIKE
jandi: OBLIVIOUS
jandi: AND GD IS LIKE LOL BUT ALSO D:
lovelyable: HALF THE GUYS WOULD BE SECRETLY OGLING JAEJOONG
lovelyable: AND HE'D JUST BLATANTLY BE LIKE "NO"
jandi: LMFAO JAEJOONG ILH
lovelyable: and hyunjoong would just weird them out
lovelyable: i bet f4 would like wolfman though
jandi: he gets adopted in
jandi: and gets to come to their hangouts every week
jandi: and gd + the rest of nuthang are like :| why weren't we invited
lovelyable: gd like pulls top aside and is like WTF? DID THEY RECOGNIZE ME
lovelyable: THEY DO KNOW I'M GD RIGHT
jandi: TOP IS LIKE YEAH
jandi: NO ONE ELSE LOOKS LIKE YOU :|
jandi: lmao jaejoong creepily hitting on gd just to annoy him
lovelyable: gd is like "....um."
lovelyable: and like asking inappropriate details about gd and tops sex life
jandi: LMAO HE SHOULD KNOW ALL THESE DETAILS
jandi: THAT GD IS HORRIFIED THAT HE KNOWS
lovelyable: HE JUST LIKE CASUALLY IS LIKE "OH HEY HOW ARE THOSE NEW CONDOMS WORKING OUT"
jandi: LMAO GD LIKE CHOKES ON HIS DRINK WAT
lovelyable: "I'M THE ONE WHO GAVE THEM TO TOP YOU KNOW ;)"
jandi: LMAO JAEJOONG
jandi: TOP IS LIKE THEY WORKED OUT GREAT ACTUALLY CAUSE
jandi: and gd is like trying to subtly get him to stfu
lovelyable: LOL GD LIKE STAMPS ON HIS FOOT
lovelyable: AND TOP LETS OUT THE BIGGEST "OW" EVER
jandi: HYUNJOONG BESIDE JJ JUST STARTS LAUGHING
jandi: and is like ITS OK JIYONGIE WE WON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE
jandi: WELL I TOLD NICOLE
jandi: BUT THATS IT
lovelyable: AND YOOCH IS LIKE OH WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL?
lovelyable: OK WELL I CAN START THAT... NOWWW
jandi: LMFAO THE NEXT TIME THEY SEE LIKE
jandi: YUNHO
jandi: HE LIKE CANT LOOK GD IN THE EYE
lovelyable: AND GD ENDS UP LIKE THROWING A HISSY FIT AT HIM
lovelyable: "YEA SHUT THE FUCK UP THE CONDOMS"
jandi: LMAO I LOVE HOW TOP IS TOTALLY UNFAZED BY THIS
lovelyable: LOL TOP IS JUST MUNCHING ON A BREADSTICK LIKE OBLIVIOUS AND GRINNING
jandi: "dude yunho they have a warming sensation :3"
lovelyable: "GD LOVEDDDD IT."
lovelyable: GDS LIKE YES THANK YOU YOU DUMBSHIT
jandi: LMFAO GD GOES HOME AND LIKE
jandi: TRASHES THEM ALL
jandi: TOP IS LIKE YOU REALIZE YOU'RE SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT HERE
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE UM WOW DONT TAKE THEM OUT ON THE CONDOMS
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE FINE AND HE LIKE PUNCHES TOP
jandi: TOP IS LIKE WTF WAS THAT FOR
jandi: lmao top is like i'll you stories about yooch and his gf if you want
jandi: LMAO GD IS LIKE DONT KNOW IF WANT
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE IDC
lovelyable: AND TOP IS LIKE IT INVOLVES A TRAPEZE SWING AND A POLICEMAN
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE "......OK FINE"
lovelyable: THIS DOESNT MEAN I FORGIVE YOU
jandi: HE SPREADS THAT SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE
jandi: AS RETALIATION
jandi: BUT EVERYONE HE TELLS IT TO
jandi: ALREADY KNOWS
jandi: EVEN LIKE YB
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE WHAT
lovelyable: HOW DID YOU KNOW
lovelyable: RAGE
jandi: LMFAO HE GOES BACK TO TOP LIKE ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS
jandi: DO YOU ALL SPREAD YOUR TMI EVERYWHERE
lovelyable: AND THEN CL COMES IN THE ROOM AND IS LIKE "HEY OPPA CAN I BORROW YOUR CONDOMS I HEAR THEY WORK REALLY WELL"
lovelyable: top just gets smacked again
jandi: top is like
jandi: WHY IS THIS A BIG DEAL
jandi: I DIDNT TELL THEM THE EMBARASSING SHIT
jandi: LIKE THAT TIME IN HAWAII :/
lovelyable: LMFAOOOO GDS FACE LIKE INSTANTLY PINCHES
lovelyable: YOU
lovelyable: YOUR OWN ROOM
lovelyable: AND TOP IS LIKE PLUS LIKE ITS NOT LIKE CL CANT HEAR YOU THROUGH THE FLOOR ANYWAYS
lovelyable: JUST SAYING
jandi: LMFAO CL STILL STANDING THERE WITH THE CONDOMS LIKE MAKES A FACE AND POINTS TO HER EAR AND NODS
jandi: WHILE TOP SLOWLY BACKS INTO HIS ROOM
lovelyable: SHES LIKE BUT UHH ITS OK YB GOT ME EARPLUGS
jandi: later he gets a text from cl like "so what happened in hawaii"
lovelyable: and then like fifteen minutes later gd gets a text from cl like "WOWWWW OPPA REALLY LMFAOOOOOO"
jandi: gd like tries to rationally text her back
jandi: and she just gets gibberish
jandi: and top immediately two seconds later WHY DID YOU TELL
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: NO MORE SEX
lovelyable: EVER
jandi: TOP IS LIKE
jandi: LOL YEAH OK
jandi: ........
jandi: D:
lovelyable: HE LIKE KNOCKS ON CLS DOOR
lovelyable: "YOU FIX IT"
jandi: LMFAO CL LIKE
jandi: TRIES TO ROPE YOUNGBAE INTO HELPING HER
jandi: MEANWHILE TOP TRIES TO STAY IN THE 2NE1 DORM
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE THERE ARE TOO MANY BAD VIBES IN OUR APARTMENT RIGHT NOW >:
lovelyable: I CANT STAY THERE
jandi: HE GOES THROUGH TOY WITHDRAWALS
jandi: SO HE TRIES TO PLAY WITH DDOCHI
jandi: AND GETS PORCUPINE QUILLS IN HIS FINGER
jandi: lmao yb like this is the worst thing i've ever had to do
jandi: ever
jandi: this beats the time master hwang gave me a physical :|
lovelyable: AHAHAHHAH OMG
lovelyable: top makes yb try and like smuggle toys down to him but gd has it all on lockdown
lovelyable: yb's like sorry and top is like WHAT DO YOU MEAN :'(
jandi: yb is like i can just buy you a new one?
jandi: top is like no one understands me like red heart new year 2007 bearbrick does :|
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE "....its like talking to a five year old."
jandi: LMFAO YB IS LIKE TO GD
jandi: YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDO
jandi: I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS
lovelyable: YOU'RE A CLOSET PEDOPHILE
jandi: LMAO ONE TIME DRUNK GD SHOULD JUST
jandi: START ANGSTING TO THE BEARBRICK
jandi: AND IS LIKE WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS
lovelyable: AND LATER TOP IS LIKE SEE ISNT HE A GOOD LISTENER. I TOLD YOU SO. AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY
jandi: LMFAO yb in the doorway staring at the toy like o_O
jandi: LOL top should just start hanging out with dara
jandi: while he's exiled to the 2ne1 dorm
lovelyable: LOL "MAKE ME A TAMTAM >:"
jandi: they spend hours filming themselves with the pink mic
jandi: LOL YESSSS
jandi: LMAO NGL I ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE TOPDARA
jandi: BC I WANTED DARA TO DRESS UP AS A BEARBRICK
jandi: LMAO CAUSE GD WOULD NEVER
jandi: OR LIKE HE WOULD BUT RAGE
jandi: THE WHOLE TIME
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE YAY CUDDLE
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE GET THE FUCK OFF ME >:|
lovelyable: AND TOP IS LIKE BUT THEN THAT JUST DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF WHY YOU DRESSED UP
jandi: gd is like angrily muttering w/e w/e :| in his onesie looking suit
lovelyable: LMFAO ONESIE
lovelyable: HE NEEDS LIKE A ROUND FLUFFY TAIL
lovelyable: THAT GETS IN THE WAY WHEN HE TRIES TO SIT
jandi: LMFAOLGKAD
jandi: hes like WHATEVER I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS
jandi: SITS
jandi: "alkfdjalfdjkl >:"
jandi: pulls out the tail
jandi: sits again
lovelyable: LMFAO SQUIRMS AROUND
jandi: LMAO TOP IS LIKE
jandi: SO QT :3
jandi: AND GD IS LIKE
jandi: I HATE MY LIFE
lovelyable: LOL GD IS LIKE I FEEL LIKE YOUR MOM
lovelyable: TOP: YB IS MY MOM :)
jandi: HE SO IS
jandi: HE HELPS TOP ICE SKATE
jandi: CARRIES HIS SHIT ON THE AIRPLANE
jandi: WAKES HIM UP IN THE MORNING
lovelyable: CLEANS UP HIS SPILLS
jandi: LMAO YB IS LIKE TO GD
jandi: YOU'RE SPOILING HIM
jandi: gd is like LISTEN TO YOURSELF
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE YEA OK BUT I DONT HAVE A BEARBRICK HAT ON MY HEAD
lovelyable: BECAUSE THIS CONVO NEEDS TO HAPPEN
lovelyable: WHEN GD IS LIKE IN THE KITCHEN
lovelyable: IN THE SUIT
lovelyable: AND YB IS LIKE CHOPPING FRUIT
jandi: YESSSSSSSS
jandi: LMAO DAESUNG COMES IN
jandi: LOOKS AROUND
jandi: WALKS OUT
lovelyable: BECAUSE YB IS LIKE
lovelyable: CUTTING THE FRUIT INTO SHAPES
lovelyable: AND DAESUNG IS LIKE ".....K BYE"
jandi: LMFAO OTHERWISE TOP WON'T EAT IT
jandi: LOL SEUNGRI IS LIKE OOH ARE THESE FOR ME
jandi: :D
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE NO SLAPS HIS HAND AWAY
jandi: LOL GD SHOULD HIT HIM
jandi: WITH THE TAIL
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS LIKE
lovelyable: ....OW
lovelyable: WHAT WAS THAT
jandi: LMAO GD ALL LIKE DON'T ASK :|
lovelyable: BUT YB WOULD HAVE SOME FRUIT SET ASIDE FOR SEUNGRI TOO
lovelyable: OFC
lovelyable: LMFAO I JUST SEE YB LIKE PUTTERING AROUND THE KITCHEN AND GD LEANING AGAINST THE DOORFRAME SHIVERING IN A BEARBRICK SUIT FROWNING
jandi: LMFAO GD LOOKING UNWILLINGLY QT
jandi: YB IN LIKE A 500 DOLLAR HOODIE WITH THE SLEEVES ROLLED UP
lovelyable: WITH THOSE LIKE
lovelyable: AHJUMMA SLEEVES
jandi: LMAO SEUNGRI IS LIKE JIYONG HYUNG
jandi: SMILE
jandi: *SNAPS A PIC WITH HIS PHONE*
lovelyable: LMAO GD JUST LIKE SQUARE PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE AND CALMLY TAKES THE PHONE AWAY
jandi: ALL OF THIS SHOULD HAPPEN WHILE TOP HAS LIKE
jandi: SWINE FLU OR SOMETHING
lovelyable: SO EVERYBODY HAS TO PAMPER HIM
jandi: LMAO SO EVERYONE HAS TO LIKE CATER TO HIM
jandi: YES
jandi: WAIT SWINE FLU IS CONTAGIOUS
jandi: SO IT HAS TO BE REGULAR FLU
jandi: OR ANOTHER THING HE NEVER HAD AS A KID
jandi: LIKE CHICKEN POX
lovelyable: chicken pox
lovelyable: LMFAO YES
jandi: LMFAO HE WOULD ALWAYS BE SCRATCHING HIMSELF
lovelyable: YB (AND SEUNGRI CUZ HE ROPED HIM INTO DOING IT) WOULD LIKE HAVE THE TASK OF SLATHERING HIM WITH CREAMS
lovelyable: and all the while top is like pouting
jandi: LMFAO SEUNGRI IS LIKE WHY DO I HAVE TO :(
jandi: and daesung is like why do you even ask at this point
jandi: LOL TOP TAKING LIKE AN OATMEAL BATH
lovelyable: BOM IS LIKE ITS GOOD FOR YOU
lovelyable: HIS HAIR NEEDS TO BE IN LIKE A SHOWERCAP
jandi: LMFAO OR THAT WEIRD MOHAWK FROM THAT GTOP PIC
jandi: OR THAT WEIRD GD BUN
lovelyable: GD'S TOPBUN
lovelyable: WITH LIKE ONE OF GD'S HEADBANDS
lovelyable: TO KEEP THE WISPIES AWAY
jandi: GD IS LIKE IS THAT MINE :|
jandi: top is like yeah
jandi: but i'm itchy :( so yell at me later
lovelyable: it should be his like black and pink LV one
lovelyable: gd should just be in the bear suit the whole fic
jandi: LMAO ALL STAINED WITH OATMEAL NOW
jandi: lol how would they even convince him to wear the suit omg
lovelyable: blackmail
jandi: jaejoong can come in wearing one first
jandi: to ~cheer up top~
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE OH HAIL NO
lovelyable: YOU GET OUT
jandi: JAEJOONG IS LIKE
jandi: BUT I DIDNT BRING A CHANGE OF CLOTHES
lovelyable: LOL OR HE ~CONVENIENTLY BROUGHT A SET~
lovelyable: CUZ THE WHOLE THING IS TO SET GD UP
jandi: YESSSSSSSSSS
jandi: LMAO NGL JAEJOONG WOULD LOOK ADORBS IN A BEARBRICK SUIT
lovelyable: YEA HE WOULD
lovelyable: LMFAO SINCE IT FIT JJ
lovelyable: ITS LIKE, TOO BIG ON GD
lovelyable: BUT HE LIKE MAKES JJ TAKE IT OFF AND THEN JJ IS LIKE O OK BYE THEN
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE BYE FROM HIS SICKBED
jandi: GIVING JJ THE BRO-FIST BEHIND GD'S BACK
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WAIT. WHAT?
jandi: jj's like oh nothing
jandi: show of solidarity
jandi: ;)
lovelyable: i'm still actually crushed i cant cheer up my dongsaeng :(
lovelyable: /skips out
jandi: LMAO HES LIKE VIA TEXT YOU OWE ME
jandi: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN HAWAII
jandi: WHEN YOURE NOT SPOTTY
lovelyable: HAHAHAHA JJ <3
jandi: I KNOW LMFAO
jandi: ngl LMAO F4 makes me love yooch jj and hj
lovelyable: ME TOO LOL
lovelyable: gd keeps tripping in the suit cuz its too big for him
jandi: he has to like
jandi: roll up the sleeves
jandi: and hold the hat part up or bobby pin it
lovelyable: HE PINS IT WITH ONE OF TOP'S LIKE WEIRD ASS PINS
jandi: LMFAO OR THE I <3 69 PIN
jandi: LOL HES LIKE FLOPPING HIS HANDS TOTALLY LIKE :| OK ARE YOU CHEERED UP NOW
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: CAN YOU AEGYO A LITTLE :D
jandi: LMAO LIKE IN THE PMP CF PRZ
jandi: :3 COUGH COUGH
jandi: gd like you have CHICKEN POX
jandi: not a cold
jandi: why are you coughing
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: YOU'RE NOT ACTING LIKE KUBRICKBEAR :|
jandi: LMFAO GD BEGRUDGINGLY DOING AEGYO
jandi: YB WALKING IN WITH HIS TRAY OF SOUP LIKE
jandi: ................
lovelyable: FLAKJLSKJG
lovelyable: GD LIKE TUMBLES OFF THE BED
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE UHH YOU OK
lovelyable: AND GD'S JUST LIKE YEP FINE I'M GREAT PLZ LEAVE
jandi: LMFDSOAIDG HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
jandi: TOP JUST SITTING THERE LIKE :D
lovelyable: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE"-ING
jandi: LMFAO YESSSSSSS
jandi: LMAO GD MUTTERING FROM THE FLOOR
jandi: thank god seungri isnt there
lovelyable: yb would know enough to keep him away from the room and occupied
jandi: LOL YB planting fake scripts around the house with seungri's name on them
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE DAESUNG CAN YOU DO LINETHROUGHS WITH SEUNGRI FOR HIS NEW MOVIE
lovelyable: AND DAESUNG IS LIKE WHAT NEW MOVIE
lovelyable: /CATCHES ON
lovelyable: ...OH
lovelyable: YEA I GUESS. :/
jandi: LMFAO SEUNGRI ALL EXCITED
jandi: LIKE
jandi: I WALK INTO THE ROOM AND GRAB MY BASEBALL BAT, DREAMS NEVER DIE YOU KNOW
jandi: daesung sitting on the couch completely monotone i know, they stick with you forever. :|
lovelyable: TEXTING HYORI
jandi: LMAO HYORI JUST THINKS SEUNGRI IS HILARIOUS
lovelyable: LOL HYORI SHOULD JUST COME OVER
lovelyable: AND SHES LIKE HUMORING HIM AND LAUGHING AT HIS JOKES AND DAESUNG IS LIKE "...JFC"
jandi: LMFAO DAESUNG LIKE
jandi: NOONA I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE
jandi: LMAO she visits top and gd hides in the closet
jandi: and top is like fanboying
lovelyable: GD LIKE HEARS HER COMING
lovelyable: AND IS LIKE FUCK FUCK FUCK
lovelyable: /DIVES INTO THE CLOSET
lovelyable: YOU HEAR LIKE CRASHING
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE DDDD: MY SPARE MIGHTY MUGGS
jandi: and then hyori comes in and he's like agldjalkgjlagjgjkl
lovelyable: HES LIKE ALL EMBARRASSED HES IN A HEADBAND
lovelyable: AND SHES LIKE OMG YOU LOOK SO QT SEUNGHYUN
lovelyable: YOU HEAR A SNORT FROM THE CLOSET
jandi: LMAO GD PEEKING THROUGH A CRACK IN THE DOOR THE WHOLE TIME
jandi: and top is like all like I WILL GET BETTER FOR YOU NOONA
lovelyable: AND DAESUNG AFTER A WHILE IS LIKE OK UMM YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM TO REST /DRAGS HER OUT
lovelyable: AND GD LIKE FLINGS OPEN THE DOOR "HOW COME YOU NEVER SAY SHIT LIKE THAT TO ME HUH"
jandi: LMFAO THE IMFJLAKD
jandi: THE IMAGE OF HIM SAYING THAT
jandi: WHILE WEARING
jandi: THE SUIT
lovelyable: TOP SHOULD JUST START CRACKING UP
jandi: LMFAO GD WITH THE SUIT
jandi: AND THE BANGS FROM HIS FRIAR TUCK HAIRCUT
jandi: POKING OUT
lovelyable: OH GOD FLSKDJLFK
jandi: HANDS ON HIS HIPS LIKE FUMING
jandi: LOL FOREVER OMG
lovelyable: THE HAT LIKE LOPSIDED
jandi: LFKSDJGKLSDGJ
jandi: LMAO TOP CANT STOP LAUGHING
jandi: HE LIKE STARTS TO WHEEZE
lovelyable: GD JUST GETS ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
lovelyable: BUT HE CANT GO ANYWHERE CUZ HYORI AND SEUNGRI ARE OUTSIDE
lovelyable: HE LIKE GOES BACK INTO THE CLOSET AND TOP CAN HEAR HIM LIKE MUTTERING
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE
jandi: DON'T BE MAD JIYONGIE
lovelyable: OFC I WANT TO GET BETTER FOR YOU TOO :3
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE LIARRRRRRRR
lovelyable: DONT SAY THAT TO ME
jandi: LMAO DONT SAY THAT WHEN YOU ALREADY SAID IT TO HYORI
jandi: :|
lovelyable: DONT GIVE ME YOUR RECYCLED PHRASES
lovelyable: ITS NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE
jandi: LAKFSDALKJG GD
jandi: LMAO TOP LIKE
jandi: YOU'RE SPECIAL TO ME~
jandi: KEKEKE
lovelyable: LMFAO STARTS SINGING BUTTERFLY
jandi: LOL OH GOD
jandi: EVERY TIIIIIME I COME CLOSE
jandi: TO YOU
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE A;SKDJLKFJLK
jandi: LMFAO TOP SULLYING HIS ART
lovelyable: AT SOME POINT HE SHOULD TEAR THE HAT OFF HIS HEAD AND LIKE STOMP ON IT
jandi: LMFAO GD FINALLY THROWING A TANTRUM
jandi: the 2ne1 bedroom ceiling starts to shake
jandi: dust settling on like dara's head
jandi: minji like OMO WHATS HAPPENING
lovelyable: OMG JJ SHOULD BE IN THERE
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE "YEA ITS FINE"
jandi: LMAO HES LIKE WINKING AT BOM OVER MINJI'S HEAD ITS TOTALLY FINE ;)
lovelyable: BOM IS LIKE >:
lovelyable: BLINK BLINK
jandi: LMFAO CL LIKE OHHHH WHAT IS THIS
lovelyable: DARA GET YOUR MIC
lovelyable: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
jandi: LMAO THEY LIKE CREEP UP ON THEM
jandi: WHILE THE STOMPING CONTINUES
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE ARE YOU SCARED BOMMIE? AND LIKE TRIES TO ~PROTECT~ HER
lovelyable: AND SHES JUST LIKE ANIYOOOOOO
jandi: LMAO DARA TO CL LIKE
jandi: he can protect me instead >__>
lovelyable: LMFAOSLKDJLK
lovelyable: after gd wears himself out top should be like
lovelyable: you done?
lovelyable: and gd's like >:| and like crawls into bed beside top exhausted
jandi: LOL GD
jandi: top is like
jandi: i'm sad you destroyed that hat
jandi: i thought it was cute
jandi: :(
lovelyable: gd's like shut up and falls asleep
jandi: LOL WE JUST OUTLINED AN ENTIRE FIC
jandi: BEGINNING MIDDLE CLIMAX ENDING
jandi: omg what happened to
jandi: yb's convo with gd while cutting the fruit
jandi: is this the pedo conversation
lovelyable: LMFAO IT SHOULD BE
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE
lovelyable: TOP IS A FIVE YEAR OLD AND YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE DRESSED IN A BEAR SUIT.
lovelyable: JSYK
lovelyable: LMFAO I'M PROUD OF THIS FIC
jandi: LMFAO GD TRIES TO DEFEND HIMSELF
jandi: AND JUST FAILS
jandi: because every time he comes up with a rebuttal yb looks at the suit
jandi: LMFAO IKR
lovelyable: GD ENDS UP THROWING THE TAIL AT HIM
lovelyable: IT LIKE LANDS IN THE BOWL OF STARS&HEARTSHAPED FRUIT AND YB IS LIKE ....SIGHHHHHHHHH
jandi: LMAO YB HAS TO FISH IT OUT AND IS LIKE
jandi: GERMS. IN THE FRUIT.
jandi: : ||||||||||
lovelyable: HES LIKE EH
lovelyable: BABIES NEED TO GAIN IMMUNITY FROM SHIT LIKE THIS
lovelyable: ....../WASHES IT ALL AGAIN ANYWAYS
jandi: LMFAO HE LIKE WASHES IT
jandi: TOSSES IT IN A STRAINER SO ITS NOT WATERY
lovelyable: LMFAO SPRINKLES SUGAR ON TOP
jandi: HE SHOULD ARRANGE IT ON A PLATE SO ITS A SMILEY FACE
jandi: AND GIVE IT TO GD
lovelyable: GD LIKE FIXES IT
lovelyable: SO ITS A HAND GIVING TOP THE FINGER
jandi: LMAO YB JUST LIKE "how did it come to this"
jandi: LMFAO YESKLSDF
jandi: lmao gd comes back all like
jandi: HERES YOUR FUCKING FRUIT
lovelyable: SLAMS IT DOWN AND RESUMES POSITION AT THE END OF THE BED
lovelyable: AND TOP IS LIKE UM CAN I HAVE A FORK
lovelyable: GD: NO
jandi: LMAO TOP STARTS GROPING AROUND ON THE GROUND
jandi: I THINK I DROPPED ONE SOMEWHERE
jandi: LIKE LAST MONTH
lovelyable: AND GD IS LIKE AHHHGHSLKDJ /RUNS OUT FOR A FORK AND TOP IS LIKE KEKEKEK
jandi: WHEN SEUNGRI GETS SICK
jandi: HE EXPECTS THE SAME TREATMENT
jandi: BUT GD JUST STICKS A MICROWAVE AND A BOX OF ASSORTED RAMEN IN HIS ROOM
lovelyable: LMFAO HE THINKS BEARBRICK SUIT IS JUST LIKE A TRADITION AND HES LIKE WHO'S PUTTING IT ON!
lovelyable: LMFAO POOR BB SLKJFLKJ
jandi: LMAO YOUNGBAE SHOULD DRESS UP AS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
lovelyable: SEUNGRI LIKE
lovelyable: FAINTS
jandi: YB LIKE SIGHHH WHILE GD CRACKS UP FROM THE DOORWAY
lovelyable: GD'S LIKE WELL THAT SOLVES THE PROBLEM OF FEEDING HIM
lovelyable: DAESUNG IS LIKE
lovelyable: CAN YOU DO THIS EVERYDAY
lovelyable: I LIKE WHAT HAPPENS TO SEUNGRI
jandi: DAESUNG LIKE I DONT LIKE THE SMELL OF RAMYUN IN HERE :|
jandi: THIS IS BETTER
jandi: FEELS LIKE I HAVE MY OWN ROOM
lovelyable: HE LIKE COVERS SEUNGRI WITH BLANKETS SO HE CANT EVEN SEE HIM
jandi: LMAO POOR BB IF DAESUNG GOT SICK TOP WOULD BRING HIM SNACKS AND STUFF
jandi: NO ONE WOULD BRING SEUNGRI ANYTHING
lovelyable: OMG YEA HE WOULD
lovelyable: EVERYBODY WOULD BE SO NICE TO DAESUNG
lovelyable: JUST AUTOMATICALLY
lovelyable: LMFAO POOR SEUNGRI
lovelyable: YB GIVES HIM THINGS CUZ HE FEELS BAD FOR HIM
jandi: LMAO THEY WOULD TO BE LIKE
jandi: LOL YOUR HAIR
jandi: LMAO AWW YB
jandi: lmfao seungri is the problem child
jandi: which makes him yb's favorite
jandi: kekeke
lovelyable: LOL YESSSS
lovelyable: plus he's baby of the family
lovelyable: automatically mom's favorite
jandi: SO THEN GD'S LEAST FAVORITE?
lovelyable: THATS WHY GD ABUSES HIM SO MUCH
lovelyable: "I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU"
jandi: SON
jandi: I AM DISSAPPOINT
jandi: :|
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE THE OLDER IMMATURE BROTHER WHO GIVES HIM WEDGIES
jandi: LMAO MAYBE WHEN SEUNGRI IS SICK HE GETS STUCK WITH BOM AND HER HEALTH FOOD
jandi: LMAO TOP
lovelyable: LMFAOOOO OMG YES
lovelyable: CUZ YB DROPPED BY THE 2NE1 APT AND WAS LIKE HEY CAN YOU GUYS GIVE ME A HAND ITS SEUNGRI
lovelyable: AND CL IS LIKE UH. NO.
jandi: MINJI IS LIKE I GUESS SO?
jandi: DARA IS LIKE I'LL COME BY FOR THE LULZ BUT I CANT COOK SO
lovelyable: CL IS LIKE NO STAY WITH ME >:|
lovelyable: SO BOM AND MINJI END UP COMING
lovelyable: MINJI ENDS UP HANGING OUT WITH DAESUNG INSTEAD
lovelyable: bom brings her tupperware <3
jandi: LOL BOM SO QT
jandi: LMAO minji and daesung drawing on seungri's passed out face
lovelyable: MINJI PAINTING SEUNGRI'S FINGERNAILS
jandi: lmao and the kitchen ends up smelling really weird
jandi: EACH NAIL A DIFFERENT COLOR
lovelyable: WITH LIKE THE PRESS ON DECALS
lovelyable: OMG THEY SHOULD GIVE HIM FAKE NAILS
lovelyable: LIKE THE REALLY LONG ONES
jandi: LMAO AND DAESUNG DOES THEM ALL CROOKED
lovelyable: SOMETHING LIKE GAUDY AND RIDIC LIKE BLUE WITH PINK AND GREEN SPARKLY RHINESTONES
lovelyable: DAESUNG DOES HIS TOENAILS
jandi: LMFAO DAESUNG IS LIKE EW I HAVE TO TOUCH HIS FEET
lovelyable: OH WAIL ITS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
lovelyable: TOP COMES IN LIKE WHATS GOING ON
lovelyable: STARTS CRACKING UP AND THEN HELPS DAESUNG
lovelyable: HIS ARE LIKE UPSIDE DOWN
jandi: LMFAOASLJGKLS
jandi: LMAO CAN TOP DO THE WARM WATER THING HERE TOO (**warm water thing: the sticking of hands in a glass of warm water when a person is sleeping. it automatically makes them pee)
lovelyable: OMGGGG YES
jandi: LIKE MINJI LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING
jandi: YOU CAN TRY THIS ON YOUR UNNIS
jandi: AT HOME
lovelyable: MINJI IS LIKE BUT I LIKE MY UNNIS
lovelyable: MAYBE I'LL JUST TRY IT ON SEUNGRI SOMETIME
jandi: TOP IS LIKE OR.... TEDDY
jandi: WHEN HES ASLEEP ON THE COT
lovelyable: YES
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY WOULD JUST WAKE UP IN A RAGE
lovelyable: AND KUSH IS LIKE
lovelyable: DID YOU JUST
lovelyable: IS THAT
lovelyable: ...AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE
lovelyable: FUCK YOU
lovelyable: NO
lovelyable: D:<
jandi: LMFAO BOSS COMES UP TO WHERE HES SITTING AND LIKE
jandi: NUDGES HIS CROTCH
lovelyable: EW LAMGSLKDJF
lovelyable: OMG THE DAY THEY ALL DO IT TO SEUNGRI
lovelyable: HE WOULD LIKE WAKE UP TO LIKE 50 PEOPLE BARRELING OUT OF HIS ROOM
lovelyable: CROOKED FAKE NAILS
jandi: DRAWING ALL OVER HIS FACE
jandi: PEED HIMSELF
jandi: STILL SICK
jandi: NO FOOD
lovelyable: POOR BB
jandi: LMFAO BOM COMES IN WITH LIKE A GLASS OF WHEATGRASS OMO WHAT HAPPENED BLINK BLINK
lovelyable: LKFJSLDKJFLK SEUNGRI IS LIKE GAHHHHHHHH
jandi: LMFAO SEUNGRI LIKE
jandi: FUCK THIS
jandi: I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE OK OK CALM DOWN
lovelyable: CLEANS HIS SHEETS
lovelyable: CHANGES THEM
jandi: LMFAO AWW YB
lovelyable: OMG YB LIKE HELPING SEUNGRI SCRUB HIS FACE AND TAKE THE NAILS OFF
lovelyable: BAW
jandi: SO CUTEEEE
jandi: LMAO yb like wiping seungri's face with a towel trying to get the last bit of sharpie from near his ear
jandi: he's like sighhhh if you want
jandi: i can wear the bearbrick suit
lovelyable: AWWWW
lovelyable: I LIKE HOW THIS IS BOTH GTOP AND YBRI
lovelyable: SEUNGRI WOULD START CRYING LMFAO
jandi: LMFAO IKR
jandi: AND DAESUNG/HYORI
lovelyable: YESSS
jandi: LMFAO SEUNGRI
jandi: SLOBBERING ALL OVER YB'S LEATHER JACKET
jandi: LMAO HE LETS SEUNGRI STAY IN HIS ROOM AND IS LIKE
jandi: .... jiyong i need that costume
lovelyable: GD DOES A DOUBLE TAKE LIKE
lovelyable: WAT
lovelyable: SPITS OUT HIS SOUP
lovelyable: WHO'S THE PEDO IN A BEARSUIT NOW
jandi: YB IS LIKE
jandi: POINTS TO TOP PUTTING TOGETHER A GUNDAM
jandi: STILL YOU
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOOOO
jandi: LMFAO WHY DO I FEEL LIKE TOP WOULD WEAR THE SUIT WHEN DAESUNG GOT SICK AND THEY WOULD JUST LAUGH THEIR FACES OFF
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT DATING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS SEUNGRI WITH HIS SHINY NAILS
lovelyable: OMG YESSSSSS
lovelyable: IT'D BE LIKE SO TIGHT ON HIM
jandi: LMFAO ~SLIM FIT BEARBRICK~
jandi: or he can just wear the head
lovelyable: AND DO HIS RIDICULOUS HEADSHAKE MOTION LIKE HE DID WITH THE DINO HAT
jandi: RAWWWWR TABI BEARBRICK 1/5 SAYS GET BETTER
jandi: DAESUNG IS LIKE SILENT
jandi: AND THEN HE CRACKS UP
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE
lovelyable: WHERE DID WE FIND YOU
jandi: TOP IS LIKE IDK ASK GD
jandi: LEMME HAVE SOME OF THAT FOOD
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE "THE SHORT BUS"
lovelyable: TOP EATS ALL DAESUNG'S SICK SOUP
jandi: LMFAO YB IS LIKE >XO
jandi: top sneaks out and gets mcd's for daesung like you're sick so you're allowed to eat it >__>
lovelyable: BOM AND YB LIKE FREAK OUT ON HIM
lovelyable: IS THAT A FRY
lovelyable: DO I SEE A FRY
lovelyable: GOD TOP WHY ARE YOU SO
lovelyable: >:|
jandi: TOP LIKE SHRUGGING WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT MUSHROOM HEARTS AND DEER LUNG
jandi: LOOK HE LIKES IT
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE YOU ATE IT
lovelyable: >:|
lovelyable: SO I WOULD SAY YOU
jandi: LMFAO DAESUNG TRIES TO COVER FOR HIM BUT TOP HAS LIKE
jandi: KETCHUP ON HIS CHEEK
lovelyable: BOM LIKE SLAPPING HIM ALL HUFFY
lovelyable: CANT FINISH A SENTENCE
jandi: THIS IS ALL HAPPENING WHILE TOP WEARS THE BEAR HEAD
lovelyable: AND GD IS JUST DYING IN THE BACKGROUND
lovelyable: HEAVING LAUGHTER INTO THE COUCH CUSHIONS
jandi: BOM IS LIKE
jandi: JIYONG COME GET YOUR LIFE RUINER :|
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE ARE YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT TO KEEP HIM NOONA
lovelyable: TOP, DO THE HEADSHAKY THING!
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE OFFENDED
jandi: ME AND DARA WILL JUST HANG OUT
jandi: OVER HERE
jandi: :|
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE O OKAY YOU DO THAT
jandi: LMAO DARA SHOULD GET TOP A MIC
jandi: A BLUE ONE
lovelyable: THAT SAYS BINGU
jandi: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE SHOULDNT IT SAY BIG BANG
jandi: LMFAO SHE'S LIKE NO >__>
lovelyable: LOL SHES LIKE OH THEY RAN OUT OF THOSE
lovelyable: HES LIKE..... WHAT
jandi: LMAO I WISH THEY DID THIS THEY COULD UPLOAD YOUTUBES OF THEM SAYING WEIRD ASS SHIT
lovelyable: THE TOP AND DARA SHOW
jandi: LMAO AFTER A WHILE NO ONE WANTS TO BE ON IT
lovelyable: EXCEPT SEUNGRI
jandi: CAUSE THEY JUST END UP IGNORING THEM AND RIFFING OFF OF EACH OTHER
jandi: LMAO THEY ONLY HAVE HIM ON ONCE
jandi: FOR HALF A SHOW
jandi: and then they're like nm.
lovelyable: THEY SHOULD LIKE
lovelyable: EDIT HIS ANSWERS
lovelyable: SO HE SAYS SOMETHING COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS
jandi: HE SOUNDS ALL ROBOT WITH HOW MANY TIMES THEY CUT AND MOVE THE WORDS AROUND
jandi: OR THEY LIKE JUST MUTE HIM AND HAVE TOP IMPERSONATE HIM
jandi: HIS VOICE
lovelyable: OH GOD GD AS JESUS
lovelyable: HE'D GET IMPATIENT AND LIKE COME OUT AFTER ONE DAY
lovelyable: "FUCK THIS THREE DAYS SHIT I'M HUNGRY"
jandi: LMFAO HE'S LIKE
jandi: DRUNK FROM WINE BECAUSE HE DRANK SO MUCH OF IT
jandi: TRYING TO FILL HIS STOMACH
lovelyable: EVERYBODY IS LIKE DDDD: JESUS
lovelyable: HES LIKE THATS ME
lovelyable: /FALLS OVER
jandi: LMFAO TOP LIKE RAGING CAUSE HE DIDNT SHARE
jandi: YB TRIES TO HELP HIM UP AND THE RIVER NEXT TO THE HOUSE IS CUT IN HALF
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE DUDES
lovelyable: I CAN WALK ON THAT SHIT
lovelyable: I DONT NEED THIS
lovelyable: /FALLS INTO THE RIVERBED
jandi: LMFAO OMG
jandi: SEUNGRI IS LIKE WHEN YOU GO TO HEAVEN
jandi: CAN I SIT AT YOUR RIGHT HAND
jandi: ON A GOLD THRONE
jandi: AND GD IS LIKE LOL NO.
lovelyable: LMFAO GD MAKES HIM LIKE A GOLD STATUE LIONHEAD ON HIS CHAIR
jandi: THAT HE SLAMS HIS FIST ONTO WHEN HE'S ANGRY
lovelyable: i feel like if anything gd would be like, satan
jandi: LMFAO SATAN GD
lovelyable: yg is like god and hes like BOW BEFORE MAN (who is like, idk seungri) and gd is like WELL FUCK NO
jandi: LMFAOFAJLDGDKA
jandi: GD IS LIKE YEAHHH NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
lovelyable: HE IS MADE IN MY IMAGE
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE *SNORT*