top can be the butch lesbian (part 1)

[lovelyable]

IN THIS POST:the big bang family, gtop sharing clothes, f4 + gd videoconferencing via skype when jaejoong and hyunjoong are in canada, top playing the pee trick on gd and the rage that ensues, gtop vs. kubrick bears, gtop sleeping for 36 hours and eating a mountain, fat gd, big bang giving each other makeovers and performing fire, smuggling weed between borders, top's high philosophies, high yb and boss, teddy's cat
BY: jandi ; lovelyable
DATE: january 16, 2010

jandi: TOP WITH LIKE A FOODSCALE
lovelyable: THAT MASTER HWANG GAVE HIM
jandi: with like a doraemon sticker on it
lovelyable: COURTESY OF DAESUNG
lovelyable: DORAEMON WITH A SPEECH BUBBLE "HWAITING"
lovelyable: that gd crossed out at some point and replaced with "YOU'RE FAT" or sthng
jandi: YB IS LIKE THIS IS DISCOURAGING
jandi: DO YOU WANT HIM TO GAIN AGAIN
jandi: YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
lovelyable: YB LIKE CARROTS IN A "NOT" BETWEEN YOU'RE AND FAT
jandi: yb saying this while making like a skim milk smoothie
lovelyable: gd is like whatever, i'm not fat



(on top supposedly dating a girl who had to pick him up because he can't drive)
lovelyable: at least he didnt have daesung drive him
lovelyable: ..i hope
jandi: LMAO DAESUNG DRIVING THAT BIGASS VAN
lovelyable: dude he is the mom
lovelyable: in the van dropping the kids off at different locations
jandi: SOCCER MOM
jandi: lmfao its like
jandi: yb and daesung are moms
jandi: gd is like a bratty kid
lovelyable: he drives when they cant call their driver, like for when top has booty calls and gd goes to... idk gay clubs and seungri ... does seungri things
lovelyable: LMFAO GD
lovelyable: ITS A LESBIAN MARRIAGE
lovelyable: TWO MOMMIES
jandi: LMAO GD GOING TO GAY CLUBS he would
jandi: YEAH NO DADS
jandi: YG THE ABSENT FATHER I GUESS
lovelyable: gd is the third mommy
lovelyable: the one who gets drunk and criticizes everybody and everything
lovelyable: ok actually i guess he is the father
jandi: and everyone knows to stay away when he's been drinking
jandi: and not to touch his stuff
jandi: so basically asian dad
lovelyable: OH DAESUNG IS THE OLDEST GIRL CHILD WHO HAD TO GROW UP TOO FAST AND TAKE CARE OF THE BABY BECAUSE YB IS STRESSED AND GD IS AN ALCOHOLIC
jandi: PERFECT

(on this picture)
jandi: lmao @ how huge that shirt is on gd
lovelyable: I C U SHARING SHIRTZ
lovelyable: he's like
lovelyable: lost in that
jandi: IKR GD HAD TO ROLL THE SLEEVES UP AND THEY'RE STILL HUGE
jandi: like granted they're supposed to be but still
jandi: ugh gd's headband tho
jandi: WHAT WAS THAT PHASE
lovelyable: HIS BOHO PHASE?
lovelyable: AT LEAST HIS HAIR'S NOT GREASY?
lovelyable: WHY IS IT PARTED DOWN THE MIDDLE
jandi: middle parts dont look good on anyone :(
lovelyable: and his roots were showing
lovelyable: god that stage
lovelyable: "I DONT CARE"
jandi: ALTHOUGH I CARE ENOUGH TO
jandi: STYLE MY HAIR LIKE THIS
jandi: EVERY DAY
jandi: AND WEAR TOP'S CLOTHES
lovelyable: top probably laughed at him a lot
lovelyable: how can you not when you're top and gd has that hair and that headband
jandi: IKR
jandi: idk sometimes i don't get how
jandi: he can see gd every day
jandi: and not just laugh
jandi: like when he had that weirdass frizzy hair for the hite pics
lovelyable: IDK
lovelyable: gd probably makes fun of him back though
jandi: lol ikr
jandi: or he's just immune

jandi: i wish top went with jaejoong and hyunjoong to canada
lovelyable: i know! i was like wait where is top
lovelyable: i dont care that he's busy
lovelyable: where is he
jandi: LOL IKR
jandi: top lurking online all like why didn't they invite me :(
jandi: calling yoochun to bitch about it
lovelyable: they probably did but he couldnt go because of all the big bang shit
lovelyable: THEY PROBABLY SKYPE HIM EVERY NIGHT
jandi: LMFAO FROM CANADA
lovelyable: LIKE THE VIDEO CONFERENCE
lovelyable: TOP, YOOCH, AND JJ/HJ
jandi: LOL gd walks in and is like ......................
lovelyable: ...AND ANOTHER WINDOW FOR GD
jandi: he would just be like :D........ IDGI
lovelyable: he probably doesnt even pay attention half the time
jandi: he just wants to be a part of it
lovelyable: just blares his music and goes about doing whatever he does and they cant hear each other over the noise
lovelyable: and they're like omg gd just hang up
lovelyable: he's like uh no
jandi: LOL GD
jandi: he can just go sleep for 36 hours
lovelyable: GEEZ I WAS LIKE HOW SLEEP DEPRIVED WERE YOU
jandi: I KNOW RIGHT
jandi: WOULDNT YOU FEEL SICK
jandi: SLEEPING THAT MUCH
jandi: lmao top should've done the warm water thing on gd too
lovelyable: THE HELL THAT WOULD FOLLOW
jandi: LMFAO HE'S LIKE I'M BORED WHY IS HE SLEEPING I'LL WAKE HIM UP
lovelyable: STILL SLEEPING?
lovelyable: FACE CONSEQUENCES
lovelyable: tho in the bts for sunset glow gd was like we got 3 hrs last night, 2 hrs the night before. i'm tired. yg is a bad man
lovelyable: and then they were like yb how are you doing and yb was like i'm okay
jandi: yb is such a trooper sigh
jandi: i read this thing where they were shooting look only at me
jandi: like for two or three days straight and
jandi: all the staff got together during the break and were complaining about how they couldnt work anymore
jandi: and one of them saw yb and he was just in the corner wiping his bloody nose
lovelyable: YB I WANT TO MOTHER YOU SILLY
jandi: I KNOOOOOOW
jandi: HE NEEDS A GF :|
lovelyable: CL
jandi: LMFAO CL
jandi: she would be the pushiest caregiver ever
jandi: YOU'LL EAT ALL OF THAT DON'T ARGUE W/ME
lovelyable: LOL SHE'S LIKE TAKE A BREAK DDDDD:<
lovelyable: she like locks him in his room YOU DONT GET TO COME OUT UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING
jandi: CL forcing yb to eat something or sleep
jandi: and gd stomping past having peed himself
lovelyable: LMFAO OMGGGGGG
jandi: LMFAO HIS FACE LIKE >:|
lovelyable: I WONDER IF HE'D LIKE DELIBERATELY ACT COOL ABOUT IT
jandi: LMAO HOW WOULD HE BE ABLE TO
lovelyable: OR IF HE'D BE SO EMBARRASSED HE LIKE
lovelyable: FLIES INTO THE BATHROOM TRAUMATIZED
lovelyable: AND PRETENDS IT NEVER HAPPENED
jandi: AT FIRST HE'D THINK HE JUST OVERSLEPT HIS BLADDER
lovelyable: UNTIL HE HEARS TOP SNIGGERING IN THE CORNER
jandi: OR LIKE
jandi: HE WOULD BE TRYING TO TAKE THE WATER BOWL AWAY AND SPILL IT AND MAKE NOISE
jandi: AND WAKE UP GD
lovelyable: SPILLS IT ON GD
jandi: gaho doesnt even care
lovelyable: gaho is like so much for you yelling at me every time i did it
lovelyable: lol now i have this image of gd like just being all slow and purposely acting like he doesnt care
jandi: ewww but his pants would be all wet and cold
jandi: and like slap against his legs lafkjdal ew
lovelyable: everyones like GOD GO CLEAN UP and hes like its not my fault, blame top :|
jandi: LIKE TOP WOULD CLEAN UP
jandi: he'd just be like hehehehehe
lovelyable: HES LIKE I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR PEE
jandi: HE'S LIKE
jandi: JUST THROW EVERYTHING AWAY
lovelyable: GD PROBABLY STUFFS HIS SHEETS AND HIS CLOTHES IN TOP'S HAMPER
jandi: DAESUNG GOES TO DO THEM AND IS LIKE
jandi: why are gd's sheets in here
jandi: why is there pee on the sheets
jandi: do i even want to know
lovelyable: attributes it to some kink
lovelyable: he's like the logical explanation is that gaho peed on them
lovelyable: but then
lovelyable: why are they in top'hyungs
jandi: lol whenever gd or top goes to the bathroom he sneaks a look at the other one
jandi: to see their reaction
lovelyable: LMFAO

jandi: omg i bet when bb came to japan jj and yooch came over to show top around
lovelyable: PROBABLY which means junsu probably came since you know jaechunsu which means cue seungri flailing
jandi: LOL SEUNGRI
jandi: seungri like choking on whatever hes eating when they all come in
jandi: and he tries to tag along but top is like no :| bc he'll make it awkward
lovelyable: jj and yooch are like well how about this junsu you stay here
lovelyable: you dont really hang out with us anyways
jandi: LMAO JUNSU IS LIKE :( and seungri is like :D
lovelyable: gd comes out of his room and looks at the two groups and is like
lovelyable: ...i'm coming with you guys
jandi: seungri like YOU CAN TAKE ME AROUND HYUNG!
jandi: lololol if he had to go with seungri and junsu
jandi: he would kill top afterwards
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE
lovelyable: MY EARS ARE STILL RINGING FROM THE SCREAMING
lovelyable: I BET JUNSU'S ARE TOO BUT
lovelyable: AT LEAST IT WAS ABOUT HIM
jandi: LMAO TOP REARRANGING HIS 8402384 KUBRICKS LIKE WAT I DIDN'T HEAR YOU LOOK AT ALL THESE CLOTHES I BOUGHT
jandi: JJ KNOWS ALL THE STORES HERE :3
lovelyable: LMFAO GD WOULD KICK DOWN HIS TOWER OF BEARBRICKS
lovelyable: PAY ATTENTION WHEN I TALK TO YOU YOU FUCK
jandi: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE WHY YOU GOTTA TAKE IT OUT ON THEM
jandi: THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING
jandi: JFC
jandi: ALL HUFFY
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE GOD I ARRANGED THEM BY COLOR AND PATTERN
lovelyable: THIS WILL TAKE ME ALL NIGHT
jandi: AND YEAR
jandi: AND COLLECTION
jandi: AND RARENESS
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE YOU HAVE TO HELP ME NOW
jandi: LMFAO GD LIKE D:
lovelyable: it would just end up being them sitting on the floor at like 3 am with a pile of alcohol and bearbricks
lovelyable: barely lucid stacking shit
jandi: wine bottles all on the floor
jandi: not even glasses like, plastic cups
lovelyable: styrafoam
jandi: EW
jandi: top is like this is inappropriate
jandi: you cant even smell it
lovelyable: gd is like whatever i'm still sober /chugs
jandi: TOP LIKE YOU DONT APPRECIATE MY SHIT
jandi: YOU GULP ALL MY WINE
jandi: AND THROW ALL MY TOYS AROUND
jandi: GOD
lovelyable: THIS WAS GOOD WINE
jandi: ALL EMOTIONAL
lovelyable: I MIGHT AS WELL BUY YOU THE $12 KIND
lovelyable: :<
jandi: IN THE BOX
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WILL IT GET ME DRUNK FASTER?
lovelyable: AT THIS POINT HE'S LIKE NOT EVEN HELPING HE'S JUST LYING ON TOP'S BED WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE AND LIKE A PILLOW OVER HIS FACE
jandi: READY FOR ANOTHER 2 DAY NAP
lovelyable: OH GOD IF HE FELL ASLEEP IN TOP'S BED FOR 2 DAYS
jandi: TOP IS LIKE WHAT IS THIS
jandi: lmao that reminds me of when yb pulled that prank where he laid in top's bed waiting for him to get home for lulz and top was just like :( and went to sleep on the couch
lovelyable: LMFAO I DIDNT HEAR THE END PART ABOUT THE COUCH
jandi: LMFAO IDK IF IT WAS A COUCH BUT LIKE
jandi: HE DIDNT EVEN MAKE HIM LEAVE
jandi: HE JUST WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE
lovelyable: LMFAO WHAT WHY ARE YOU SO AWK
jandi: LMFAO IKR
jandi: he's like JIYONG YOUNGBAE IS IN MY BED :|
lovelyable: i feel like he's soooo polite that he thought yb just fell asleep or sthng and was like ok well i probably shouldnt wake him
lovelyable: LMFAO FIX IT
lovelyable: gd's like just sleep in his and top is like but that would be impolite
jandi: probably cause yb wouldn't be pulling pranks 24/7 so he wouldnt get it at first
lovelyable: YB THAT SLY FOX
jandi: top is like i'm just gonna sleep on the couch it would be weird to sleep in yb's bed
lovelyable: well if gd fell asleep in top's bed
lovelyable: they'd be like sleep in his bed and top is like
lovelyable: but the pee :< and tom and laura scare me
lovelyable: and i like my blankets :(
jandi: lmfao why does top hate tom and laura so much
jandi: havent we always been like HE HATES THEM
lovelyable: IDK
jandi: CAUSE HES A NORMAL HUMAN UNLIKE GD
lovelyable: i dont see how he'd LIKE THEM
jandi: 2 days later gd wakes up in a mound of stuffed animals and paul frank sheets like
jandi: wtf where am i
lovelyable: and top is like next to him
lovelyable: cuz he was just too exhausted to change beds
lovelyable: fretting about it and finally sleeps on like a tiny ass corner of the bed so he doesnt disturb gd
jandi: LOL aw on the very edge
jandi: curled up in a ball
lovelyable: AWW X3 GD WOULD BE LIKE
lovelyable: DUDE I DONT HAVE GERMS
lovelyable: PUSHES HIM, TOP FALLS OFF
jandi: GD MILDLY OFFENDED
jandi: top would just slowly sit up with his hair sticking up everywhere like confused
lovelyable: he's like wut
lovelyable: wut
lovelyable: he'd make some kind of lame joke after a minute like well i just didnt want you to pee on me in your sleep and gd would be like ....SLEEP-INFUSED RAGE
jandi: GD TRYING TO THROW THE PILLOW AT HIM and rescattering all the bearbricks
lovelyable: LOL THEY WOULD JUST STARE AT IT FOR A MINUTE
jandi: HE WOULD JUST BE LIKE W/E I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP MOVE OVER
lovelyable: LOL YAY
jandi: LMAO :3
jandi: he should move all his toys to jj's for ~safekeeping~
lovelyable: JJ IS LIKE
lovelyable: WHY IS THIS HERE
lovelyable: WHEN THEY'RE ON GD'S BED TOP PROBABLY LIES ON TOM'S SIDE AND IS LIKE HEHEHE YOU'RE LAURA
lovelyable: HE CALLS GD LAURA FOR THE NIGHT
jandi: WITH HIS KRN ACCENT LAURA WOULD SOUND ALL FUNNY
lovelyable: RLAWWRA
lovelyable: aw now i have top and gd sleeping for two days on top's bed in my head
lovelyable: how precious
jandi: so qt :3 although lol @ top sleeping for two days too
jandi: HE'LL PROBABLY NEED IT after shooting a movie and doing solo and group activities
lovelyable: he would like set an alarm
lovelyable: and gd would turn it off
lovelyable: and then top awakens like 36 hrs later hungry as shit like WHAT TIME IS IT
jandi: LMFAO LIKE HE'S HIBERNATING
jandi: lmfao gd finally wakes up and comes in to see 9324723 takeout boxes on the table
lovelyable: LOL TOP IS LIKE I CALCULATED IT
lovelyable: I CAN AFFORD THIS BECAUSE I HAVENT EATEN IN SO LONG
lovelyable: THANKS GD
jandi: LMFAO GD LIKE DID YOU LEAVE ANYTHING FOR ME
jandi: tops like yeah they gave me free eggrolls theyre cold now though
lovelyable: hes like well i ordered this for you
lovelyable: ..but then i ate it
lovelyable: but this means we can order more, I HAVE 1,500 CALORIES LEFT I CAN INTAKE
jandi: LOL ISNT HE LIKE THE ONE WHO COUNTS CALORIES THE FASTEST IN BB
lovelyable: PROBABLY
jandi: gd like well lets get this and top is like no thats too many calories
jandi: just shooting down everything
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: I DONT WANT UNSALTED PEANUTS
jandi: lmfao the delivery dude would drive back and be liek ........
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE ..DIDNT I JUST COME HERE
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE NO STFU /SLAMS DOOR
lovelyable: GD WOULD BE LIKE DIDNT YOU SAY THAT THE LAST TIME? AND CONFUSE THE HELL OUT OF HIM AND JUST CLOSE THE DOOR ON HIS FACE
jandi: LMFAO MINDFUCK
lovelyable: i can see top doling out his portion like EXACTLY down to the last snap pea
jandi: TOP WITH LIKE A FOODSCALE
lovelyable: THAT MASTER HWANG GAVE HIM
jandi: with like a doraemon sticker on it
lovelyable: COURTESY OF DAESUNG
jandi: omg i bet once a month he gets to eat whatever he wants for a whole day
jandi: LMAO DAESUNG PUT IT ON THERE FOR ENCOURAGEMENT
lovelyable: LOL DORAEMON WITH A SPEECH BUBBLE "HWAITING"
lovelyable: that gd crossed out at some point and replaced with "YOU'RE FAT" or sthng
jandi: LMKFAO GD
jandi: YB IS LIKE THIS IS DISCOURAGING
jandi: DO YOU WANT HIM TO GAIN AGAIN
jandi: YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
lovelyable: LMFAO YB LIKE CARROTS IN A "NOT" BETWEEN YOU'RE AND FAT
jandi: yb saying this while making like a skim milk smoothie
lovelyable: gd is like whatever, i'm not fat
jandi: karma would bite him in the ass
jandi: he hits 25 and he's like
jandi: what is this
lovelyable: why cant i see my feet
jandi: top like comes back from the military
jandi: and is like
jandi: LMAO @ YOU
lovelyable: HES LIKE DONT WORRY GD
lovelyable: I'LL BE YOUR TRAINER
lovelyable: HEHEHEHEHEHE
lovelyable: i doubt gd would let it get that far, he'd get on the scale one day and see he's gained like 2 pounds and be like WHAT THE FUCK and run over to master hwang and be like I NEED A NEW DIET PLAN LOOK LOOK I'M FAT
lovelyable: omg plus size gd shopping for clothes
lovelyable: top is like you can borrow my fat pants
jandi: LMFAO TOP TAKES HIM TO LIKE
jandi: HIS PARENTS HOUSE AND IS LIKE THIS SHIT WILL FIT YOU
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE ....DRAWSTRING PANTS?
jandi: top is like it was a dark time ok
lovelyable: ELASTOWAIST JEANS
jandi: FROM FUBU
lovelyable: THE BIG AND TALL STORE
jandi: BIG DOGS
jandi: LMFAO GD ROLLING UP TO THE STUDIO IN LIKE A XXXXXL VELOUR SEAN JOHN TRACKSUIT
jandi: FROM 1999
lovelyable: TOP'S ORANGE ONE
jandi: teddy like
jandi: yeah not even gonna say anything
lovelyable: teddy is like wow, flashback
jandi: he's like "...... bringing it back, i can dig that......"
lovelyable: lemme find you our old sweatbands
jandi: omg gd can never
jandi: he would look weird
jandi: especially since he has
jandi: yb as a bff
jandi: and daesung
jandi: they'd be like hyung
jandi: no.
lovelyable: this is an intervention
jandi: seungri would just laugh
jandi: he would be like
jandi: can i have all your clothes now :D
lovelyable: LOL HE'D BE LIKE
lovelyable: RUNS AWAY
lovelyable: HAHA YOU CANT EVEN CATCH ME
lovelyable: CUZ YOU'RE FAT
jandi: LMFAO SOMEONE WOULD JUST TRIP HIM
lovelyable: TOP
lovelyable: "DONT MAKE FUN OF FAT PEOPLE"
jandi: LMAO TOP COMING IN LIKE OOPS I JUST TRIPPED YOU
jandi: MY BAD
jandi: LMAO top like its ok i won't judge you gd
jandi: gd like DONT PATRONIZE ME
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE WE'LL WORK THROUGH IT :)
lovelyable: GD: I DONT NEED YOUR PITY

lovelyable: there needs to be one night when all of them get fabulously drunk and like
lovelyable: give eaach other makeovers
jandi: LIKE IN EACH OTHER'S STYLE?
lovelyable: LIKE THAT AND LIKE
lovelyable: GIRLY ONES
jandi: top's hair is too short now :(
lovelyable: by then it will have grown out a little
jandi: they'd have to just stick a bow in it and call it a day
lovelyable: LMFAO GD IS LIKE YOU CAN BE THE BUTCH LESBIAN
jandi: LMFAO TOP CAN BE AMBER
jandi: GD IS LIKE I CAN BE SULLI
jandi: everyone like no
lovelyable: omg i can see them as f(x) doing lachata
lovelyable: and chu
lovelyable: all drunk
jandi: or snsd with the different colored skinnies
lovelyable: THEY NEED TO DO 2NE1 SO I CAN HEAR GD'S NASALLY IMPRESSION OF CL'S "I GO BY THE NAME OF CL OF 2NE1"
jandi: OMG YES
jandi: LMAO HOW WOULD THEY DRESS YB THO
lovelyable: BOM
jandi: BOM ALWAYS WEARS MICRO MINIS
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE IN THE CLOSET
lovelyable: THEY'RE LIKE COME OUT YB WE WANNA SEE
lovelyable: HES LIKE NO
lovelyable: LMFAO top would have a toilet plunger on his head for dara's palm tree hair
jandi: LMFAO TOP
jandi: LIKE DUCT TAPED TO HIS HEAD
jandi: CAN 2NE1 COME IN AND SEE THIS
lovelyable: CL IS LIKE "...."
lovelyable: I C UR DRUNK
jandi: gd like DONT HATE in full cl mode
lovelyable: GOES UP TO HER FACE
lovelyable: I GO BY THE NAME OF GD OF BIG BANG
jandi: ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMIN
jandi: BUT WE HERE NOW
lovelyable: NOW WE BOUT TO SET THIS ROOF ON FIYAH BAYBEE
jandi: dara is like i gotta film this shit
jandi: brb getting my mic
lovelyable: GOD THE IMAGE OF TOP WITH A TOILET PLUNGER DUCT TAPED TO HIS HEAD
lovelyable: LIKE FLOPPING AROUND AS HE DANCES
jandi: HE WOULD JUST FALL
jandi: WHEN HE HAD TO DO THE FIRE PART
jandi: WITH THE DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT
lovelyable: THE PLUNGER WOULD LIKE SLIP FORWARD AND OBSCURE HIS VISION
lovelyable: DAESUNG WOULD WHIP OUT HIS RED BOPEEP WIG
jandi: LOL they should do lollipop as 2ne1
jandi: and 2ne1 can be bb
lovelyable: YESSS
lovelyable: lol seungri gets to stay himself
jandi: LMFAO DARA DOING THE RAP
jandi: NAMJA TOP
jandi: SOMETHING KOREAN LIKE LED
lovelyable: CL IN THE PINK JUMPSUIT
lovelyable: SHE WOULD ROCK IT
jandi: lol i like how 2ne1 doesnt have a seungri YG LEARNING FROM HIS MISTAKES
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE NO
lovelyable: FOUR THIS TIME GDI
jandi: NO FEMALE SEUNGRI
jandi: ew it would be like uee or some shit
jandi: someone whos like I AM OSM
jandi: and everyone else just like no.
lovelyable: cl like hitting her upside the head
jandi: STFD
lovelyable: she and seungri would just be WE ARE OSM all day
jandi: so like cl and dara are bff like top and gd then?
lovelyable: THEY REALLY ARE!
lovelyable: lol and the whole cl making dara tam tam
jandi: lol gd making a tam tam
lovelyable: i wonder if gd made top a tam tam
lovelyable: LMFAO RIGHT
jandi: it would be ~fabulous~
jandi: TOP IS LIKE WHAT IS THIS
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE CAREFUL
lovelyable: ACTUALLY TRY NOT AND CRUSH IT
jandi: GD LIKE ADD IT TO YOUR COLLECTION :|
lovelyable: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: ...BUT... IT STICKS OUT
lovelyable: lol he'd just end up putting it by his catpillow
lovelyable: and like squishing it in his sleep
jandi: the stuffing gets all crooked eventually
jandi: so half of it is lumpy and the other half like empty

jandi: LMAO i wonder if weed in japan is better than in korea
lovelyable: MORE POTENT
jandi: LOL TOP IS LIKE YESSSS
jandi: CALLING JJ AS SOON AS THEY GET THERE
jandi: HOOK ME UP
lovelyable: HJ IN KOREA LIKE
lovelyable: YOU BETTER SMUGGLE ME SOME OF THAT SHIT
jandi: THATS HOW TOP GOES TO JAIL W/ GD
jandi: SMUGGLING HJ POT IN A HOLLOWED OUT KUBRICK BEAR
lovelyable: OMG THATS WHY HIS SUPERBEAR DOLL THING
lovelyable: WAS IN HIS ARMS
lovelyable: NOT THE SUITCASE
lovelyable: I C
jandi: HIS CARRY ON
jandi: OMG didnt he bring the superbear
jandi: and then the other time he brought
jandi: that huge bearbrick
jandi: I SEE HOW IT IS
lovelyable: AHHH I SEE HIS PLAN
lovelyable: the other thing is
lovelyable: his clockwork orange figurehead thing
lovelyable: wasnt gd the one who liked clockwork orange
jandi: HE HAS SOME CREEPY SHIT
jandi: yeah
jandi: HE WOULD
lovelyable: with the eyelashes
jandi: i want to see gd dressed up as alex for halloween
lovelyable: CREEPY MUCH
jandi: seungri's like hyung who are you supposed to be
jandi: idgi
lovelyable: gd is like top gets it :|
lovelyable: actually he probably made top watch it with him
jandi: CREEPY ARTSY MOVIE NIGHT
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE ...K I NEED TO SMOKE BEFORE THIS
jandi: a clockwork orange, amelie, salo, cannibal holocaust and shit
jandi: LOL TOP
jandi: they should just have movie nights where they smoke and top gets to eat whatever
lovelyable: GD BUYS IT FOR TOP IN EXCHANGE FOR THE CREEPY MOVIES
jandi: afterwards top is like
jandi: what just happened and do i give a fuck idk
lovelyable: that scared look on his face like blink blink
lovelyable: i think i need more weed
jandi: LOL GD LIKE HDU NOT APPRECIATE THE ARTISTRY INHERENT IN AMELIE
jandi: YOU PLEBIAN
lovelyable: LMFAOOO PLEBIAN
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE IDK WHAT THAT IS
jandi: TOP LIKE W/E ADJUSTING HIS JAMAICAN HAT
lovelyable: HES LIKE BOB MARLEY TIMEEEE
lovelyable: HE PROBABLY JUST KEEPS THE HAT IN HIS BACK POCKET IN JAPAN
jandi: LMFAO YESSSSSS
jandi: top makes gd watch 8 mile
jandi: and 50 cents movie
jandi: GD IS LIKE GODDAMMIT
jandi: AGAIN
jandi: JFC
lovelyable: LMFAO GD IS LIKE YOU HAVE NO CULTURE
jandi: one time top needs to be like totally blazed like
jandi: YOU KNOW TECHNICALLY
jandi: HIGH CULTURE AND LOW CULTURE ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE
jandi: YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU LIKE WARHOL
jandi: POP ART
jandi: AND GD IS LIKE WAT
lovelyable: LMFAOOO SO TOP SPOUTS PHILOSOPHIES THAT MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE WHEN HE'S HIGH
lovelyable: SHIT LIKE YOU KNOW BACK WHEN PEOPLE THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS FLAT, THEY PROBABLY WERENT WRONG
lovelyable: BECAUSE IT MAY HAVE BEEN FLAT BACK THEN
lovelyable: IF A COLLECTIVE MASS THINKS SOMETHING IS SO, DOESNT THAT MAKE IT EXIST
jandi: GD IS LIKE LOLLING
jandi: HALF CRACKING UP HALF LIKE WAT
lovelyable: TOP IS SRS BSNS
lovelyable: LIKE WHAT
lovelyable: ITS TRUE
lovelyable: IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT ITS LIKE THE TREE THAT FALLS IN THE FOREST AND NOBODY IS AROUND TO HEAR
jandi: TOP LIKE WHO'S TO SAY
jandi: WE'RE WHO WE ARE ANYWAY
jandi: WHAT IF THIS IS AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
lovelyable: AND I'M ACTUALLY IN YOUR BODY IN REAL LIFE
lovelyable: AND YOU'RE IN MINE
jandi: GD LIKE I'M TOO SOBER FOR THIS
lovelyable: he needs to keep a journal of like all top's high theories
jandi: that's what it's labelled too
jandi: "seunghyun's high theories"
jandi: gd draws all this weird shit on the cover
lovelyable: and its filled with pictures of top smoking every now and then
lovelyable: blazed
jandi: DOES TOP KNOW ABOUT THIS
lovelyable: LOL HE SHOULD FIND OUT AT SOME POINT
lovelyable: gd should just pass it around to like teddy and kush and choice 37 and shaun
jandi: choice is like
jandi: i need to hang out with this dude
lovelyable: kush is like MAYBE SEUNGHYUN SHOULD WRITE SOME OF THE LYRICS
jandi: LMFAO KUSH
jandi: gd is like uhhhhhh maybe
jandi: .........
lovelyable: it would come out sounding like an owl city song
lovelyable: IF I COULD OPEN MY WINDOW
jandi: TEN MILLION FIREFLIES~
lovelyable: AND SEE ALL THE WAY TO JEAUNO
jandi: IF MY HEART WAS A HOUSE YOU'D BE HOME
lovelyable: teddy is like "....no"
lovelyable: at some point top would fuck it up
lovelyable: if i could open my window, and see all the way to jeauno, wouldnt that be neato
jandi: LMFAO teddy like gd
jandi: handle this. i'll be back
lovelyable: comes back "POT BROWNIES"
lovelyable: "IT'LL SOUND BETTER WHEN WE'RE ALL HIGH"
lovelyable: OMG THE RESULT SHOULD BE LIKE THEM MAKING A SONG OR TWO WHEN THEY'RE JUST BLAZED
jandi: IT WOULD EITHER BE BRILLIANT OR LIKE
jandi: JUST NOISE AND LAUGHING
jandi: LOL CAN GD LIKE LOOSEN UP WHEN HE IS HIGH
lovelyable: GETS ALL CHILL AND SHIT
jandi: TOP LIKE WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIIIIME
lovelyable: KUSH LIKE IS THAT A LYRIC
lovelyable: /WRITES IT IN
jandi: LMFAO KUSH
jandi: they wake up sprawled everywhere
jandi: someone on the cot
jandi: choice is like wtf and why did no one invite me
lovelyable: LMFAO CHOICE
lovelyable: SHAUN AND LYLE NEED TO JUST BE LIKE LOLLING AT ALL OF THEM
lovelyable: THEY ALL NEED TO SPEAK IN ENGLISH
lovelyable: OR TRY TO
jandi: ALL THE AMERICANS LIKE LOLING AT THEM
jandi: top in rapper engrish WHAT UP YO
jandi: HOW IT DO
lovelyable: WHATS GOOD BRO
lovelyable: BROSKI
lovelyable: lyle is like ....LMFAOOO
jandi: LMAO GD LIKE TAKING FIVE MINUTES
jandi: TO PROCESS EVERYTHING
lovelyable: LMFAO OMG ON WEED IT'D BE EVEN LONGER
jandi: CAUSE HE WANTS EACH SENTENCE TO BE PERFECT
jandi: LMAO HES LIKE WAIT
jandi: WAIT
lovelyable: LMFAO SILENCE
jandi: TEN MINUTES GO BY
lovelyable: EVERYONES MOVED ON TO SOMETHING ELSE
lovelyable: HES FINALLY LIKE
lovelyable: I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN SO LONG SHAUN!
lovelyable: AND SHAUN IS LIKE
lovelyable: ...UH YEA
jandi: LMFAO SHAUN LIKE YEAH DUDE PATTING HIM ON THE BACK
jandi: lmao they need to go to the states so they can get weed all the time
jandi: cause i bet its cheaper here than in korea
jandi: top is like wait THATS IT
jandi: REALLY
jandi: THATS ALL
lovelyable: OR THAILAND
lovelyable: ITS CLOSER
lovelyable: FUCKIN CHEAP
lovelyable: THEM ON A BEACH SMOKIN WEED
jandi: LMFAO TOP WOULD DIE THOUGH
jandi: HE CANT WEAR HIS 39284729383472 LAYERS
lovelyable: 209840598 LAYERS OF LIKE THIN THIN GAUZE
jandi: LMFAO EVERYONE CHILLIN ON THE BEACH AND TOP IN A GAUZE HOODIE
jandi: 90S STYLE
lovelyable: GAUZE AND MESH AND SHIRTS WITH CUT-OUTS AND ANYTHING ELSE HE CAN THINK OF
jandi: LMFAO GD IS LIKE I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LOOK AT YOU
lovelyable: LOL I CAN SEE TEDDY'S SECRET FILE ON HIS COMPUTER IN THE STUDIO "THE WEED TRACKS"
jandi: NUTHANG COMING BY ALL SUAVE AND SHIT IN THEIR SWIM TRUNKS
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY "THE CHRONIC 3.0"
lovelyable: YG COMES IN AND IS LIKE HM WHATS THIS ONE DAY
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE NOOOOOOO
lovelyable: /DIVES
jandi: IN SLOW MO
jandi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jandi: choice like reaches over and powers it down all nonchalant
lovelyable: TEDDY JUST ENDS UP TACKLING YG FOR NO REASON
jandi: TEDDY: I HAVENT.... SEEN YOU IN A WHILE HYUNG...... :D
lovelyable: YG IS LIKE ......THIS IS WHY I NEVER COME SEE YOU
jandi: LMFAO YG LIKE
jandi: TAKE A BREAK
jandi: YOU SEEM LIKE YOU NEEDONE

lovelyable: god yb walking in one morning like teddy kush choice shaun lyle gd top all passed out in the studio with like dredges of pizza and crumbs of weed
jandi: yb is just like clutching onto boss like WAT
lovelyable: HE JUST SITS DOWN ON HIS COT AND WAITS
lovelyable: :|
jandi: he's like
jandi: oooh brownies
lovelyable: UH OH
lovelyable: SO BY THE TIME THEY WAKE UP ITS CUZ NOW HIGH YB KICKED THEM AWAKE AND IS LIKE YOU ASSHOLES
jandi: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THESE LYING AROUND
jandi: top like ruh roh
jandi: bye
lovelyable: SCOOBYDOO TOP LMFAO
lovelyable: YB LIKE YELLING AT TEDDY
lovelyable: ONE BY ONE EVERYONE ELSE FILTERS OUT
jandi: LMFOA YB CALLING HIM OUT WHEN TEDDY IS LIKE 30
jandi: lmao they all leave but
jandi: sneak into yg's office so they can watch it on camera
lovelyable: YG IS LIKE
lovelyable: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
lovelyable: "watching youngbae yell at teddy"
lovelyable: yg: really?
jandi: you hear yelling and yg forgets about everything
jandi: everyone just leans in to watch
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE YOU'RE HIGH YB
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE NO I'M NOT YOU'RE FUCKIN HIGH
lovelyable: I JUST ATE A CHOCOLATE THING
jandi: LMFAO JABBING AT HIM IN THE CHEST
jandi: YOU LEFT CHOCOLATE AROUND
lovelyable: HE WAS LIKE IT WASNT VERY GOOD
jandi: BOSS COULD'VE DIED
lovelyable: HES LIKE BOSS ATE A MOUTHFUL
lovelyable: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
lovelyable: teddy is like
lovelyable: o shit
lovelyable: boss is high
jandi: LMFAOOOOO
jandi: everyone in the office cracks up
lovelyable: YG IS LIKE
lovelyable: ...WELL I'M NOT EVEN MAD
jandi: LMFAO HE'S LIKE CARRY ON
jandi: PATTING GDS HEAD
jandi: TOP LAUGHING AT GD OVER YG'S HEAD
lovelyable: LMFAO EW
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE GDI
lovelyable: LMFAO YB IS LIKE BOSS IS NOT HIGH HE ATE A what
lovelyable: WHAT
lovelyable: meanwhile boss is like teetering around the ground
jandi: LMAO BOSS WALKING ALL CROOKED
lovelyable: LMFAO HIS BARKS ARE COMING OUT ALL WEIRD
jandi: YB RAGING EVERYWHERE
jandi: teddy like hey man just chill
jandi: trying to laugh it off
lovelyable: LOL TOP LEFT HIS HAT IN THERE AND TEDDY PULLS IT OVER YB'S HEAD IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
lovelyable: YB IS ALL >:|
jandi: LMAO THE JAMAICAN HAT
jandi: YB LIKE THIS ISNT FUNNY
jandi: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ISNT FUNNY? CULTURAL APPROPRIATION :|
lovelyable: LMFAOOOO teddy is like dude
lovelyable: you're an asshole when you're high
lovelyable: and very politically charged
lovelyable: i dont think i like this
jandi: LMAO teddy can't handle high yb
jandi: lmfao yb comes back later that night all like :DD and sheepish like
jandi: sorry hyung
lovelyable: LOL TEDDY IS LIKE ALL PEEVED
jandi: LMAO HE'S LIKE YEAH W/E
lovelyable: MAYBE YOU SHOULD SLEEP IN YOUR APT TONIGHT
jandi: AWW
jandi: YB LIKE........ OH. OK. :(
lovelyable: COUPLE FIGHT
jandi: YB TRIES TO ASK GD FOR ADVICE
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE DONT LOOK AT ME
lovelyable: I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THAT MORON /POINTS AT TOP
lovelyable: DO YOU SEE ME HANDLING IT WELL?
jandi: TOP LIKE HEY
jandi: I RESENT THAT
jandi: HOLDING HIS RABBIT PILLOW WATCHING TV
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: I HAVE NEVER GIVEN GAHO POT
jandi: LMFAO HIGH GAHO OMG
jandi: HE WOULD EAT EVERYTHING
lovelyable: PEEING EVERYWHERE
jandi: AND PISS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE
jandi: YES

jandi: LMAO NGL I BET CHARLIE IS SUPER WELL BEHAVED
lovelyable: HES THE ~HIGH CLASS~ DOG
lovelyable: i bet the three of them have to rotate on when to walk the dogs and stuff
lovelyable: so like one day you have top with all three dogs running in the trail
lovelyable: the next day gd
jandi: lol i wonder who the leader dog is
lovelyable: IDEK MAN
jandi: I BET SOMETIMES THEY JUST MAKE SEUNGRI WALK THEM
lovelyable: A MAKNAE'S DUTIES
lovelyable: SEUNGRI PROBABLY HALF-ASSES IT
lovelyable: WHICH IS WHY THEY ALL HATE HIM
jandi: LMFAO HE'S LIKE W/E THAT'S ENOUGH
lovelyable: TEXTING ON HIS PHONE
jandi: yb is like why are they all so hyper idgi
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS GAHO POOPING
lovelyable: DIDNT YOU JUST TAKE HIM OUT
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS LIKE ....YES
jandi: LMFAO
jandi: YES HYUNGNIM
jandi: OF COURSE I DID :D
lovelyable: LMFAO
lovelyable: HE POOPED I SWEAR
lovelyable: I GUESS HES JUST REALLY FULL
jandi: ewwww i bet gaho has the worst poops
jandi: since he's so big
jandi: TOP LIKE
jandi: WTF IS THIS LOG
jandi: ON THE FLOOR
lovelyable: HE PROBABLY CALLS THEM ALL OVER
lovelyable: "DUDE LOOK"
lovelyable: "LOOK"
jandi: MY DOG WOULD NEVER DO THAT
lovelyable: "THATS NOT NORMAL"
jandi: GD LIKE GOD HAVENT YOU GUYS EVER SEEN POOP BEFORE
lovelyable: OR WHEN ITS HIS DAY IN THE PARK HE LIKE TAKES A PICTURE OF IT AND SENDS IT TO GDS PHONE "WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING HIM"
jandi: GD OPENS IT AND HIS FACE IS LIKE
jandi: SCRUNCHED
jandi: LMAO TOP TAKING A SELCA WITH THE POOP POINTING TO IT
lovelyable: HE JUST HAS TO BE IN THE SHOT
jandi: MAKING THE GROSSED OUT TOP FACE
jandi: he gets back home and gd is like you are disgusting
jandi: tops like you know what's disgusting? your dogs poop
jandi: jfc
lovelyable: LOL TOP IS LIKE WELL HERE YOU GO /GIVES GD THE HUGE DOGGY BAG
jandi: gd just like
jandi: really
jandi: really
jandi: wtf am i supposed to do with this
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE IDK, FEED IT TO YOUR DOG SO HE MULTIPLIES IT TIMES TEN AND POOPS IT OUT AGAIN?
jandi: LMFAO EW
jandi: YB IS LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON..... EW WHAT IS THAT
jandi: lmao gaho seems like the kind of dog
jandi: to poop and then eat the poop
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE
lovelyable: WELL THERE WAS MORE BUT ...YEA GOOD LUCK CLEANING HIS MOUTH
jandi: GD IS LIKE DD:
jandi: AND TOP IS LIKE
jandi: K BYE
jandi: PICKS UP CHARLIE
jandi: GOES TO HIS ROOM
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE UM YB HELP
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE GDI WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK WITH THIS
jandi: LMFAO YB LIKE SIIIIIIIGH
jandi: lol he cant even leave cause hes still in a fight w/teddy
lovelyable: HE'S LIKE TEXTING TEDDY
lovelyable: "ARE YOU OVER IT YET"
lovelyable: "ARE WE GOOD YET"
jandi: TEDDY LIKE SENDING THOSE AUTOMATED TEXTS
jandi: Teddy Park is out to lunch.
jandi: Teddy Park is at a meeting.
jandi: Teddy Park is away.
lovelyable: IN REALITY HE'S READING GQ AND EATING CHIPS
lovelyable: LYING DOWN ON A COUCH
jandi: COMPLAINING TO CHOICE
jandi: AND LIKE SHAUN
lovelyable: SHAUN IS LIKE GOD I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN TEDDY
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY LIKE ITS NOT ME
jandi: ITS THE KID GODDAMN
lovelyable: SHAUN: BUT HE'S SORRY
lovelyable: AND YOU GOT HIS DOG STONED
jandi: LMFAO boss would go even more googly eyed
lovelyable: WALK SIDEWAYS
jandi: CRASH INTO WALLS
jandi: yb like SEE
jandi: SEE
jandi: and teddy just like laughing
lovelyable: TEDDY'S LIKE RELAX THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO KUSH
jandi: LKMFSLAMFALK
lovelyable: KUSH WOULD JUST THINK OF WAYS TO ANNOY TEDDY WHEN HES HIGH WITH THE PERMENANT
lovelyable: SO FRESH OUT OF BATH
lovelyable: IN TEDDYS EAR
lovelyable: DD D D I S S S S S C O
lovelyable: KUSH BABY
lovelyable: YEA /HAND WAVE
jandi: LMFAO FRESH OUT OF BATH
jandi: KUSH LIKE AY YO
jandi: I'LL BE READY IN AN HOUR
jandi: JUMP IN THE SHOWER
jandi: CRISP AND CLEAN NOW I GOT DA POWA
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE GET OUT MY FACE /SHOVE
lovelyable: KUSH CRASHES INTO A WALL
jandi: LMFAO HE JUST FALLS
lovelyable: OVER ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
jandi: sean all disapproving like WHAT IS GOING ON
lovelyable: EVERYONE WOULD HAVE TO TRY AND ACT SOBER
jandi: KUSH POKES HIS HEAD OUT OF THE DOOR
jandi: OSHIT SEAN'S COMING
lovelyable: sean is like whats going on and they're like WHAT WHATS GOING ON NOTHIN WE'RE JUST CHILLN YEA THATS WHATS GOING ON NOTHIN YOU WANT A BROWNIE ACTUALLY YOU CANT HAV E ONE YOU'LL GET FAT YUP
lovelyable: KUSH /FALLS DOWN AGAIN
jandi: KUSH JUST SLUMPED AGAINST THE WALL
lovelyable: SUNGLASSES ASKEW
lovelyable: when teddy complains to shaun and choice
lovelyable: he would be like how do you handle shit like this with aimee
lovelyable: and shaun is like why
lovelyable: is this a me and aimee kind of situation?
lovelyable: and teddy is like >_> no
jandi: choice is like whaaaaaat
jandi: i thought it was
jandi: wtf
jandi: all confused
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE NO THIS IS LIKE A YOU AND
lovelyable: ..LYLE
lovelyable: KIND OF SITUATION
lovelyable: shaun is like idk we'd probably fight it out or something
lovelyable: and teddy is like.... ok fine you and aimee
jandi: LMAO TEDDY
jandi: he gets none of the perks all of the drama
jandi: teddy is like ok IM SORRY I LEFT BROWNIES OUT
jandi: AND GOT YOUR DOG HIGH
jandi: EVEN THOUGH ANIMALS ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS STUDIO
lovelyable: AND YOU ATE BROWNIES WHICH ARE NOT ON YOUR DIET PLAN ANYWAYS
lovelyable: choice: /facepalm
jandi: TEDDY: SO WE GOOD?
jandi: yb is like siiiiiiiiiiigh
lovelyable: .....i have to go clean gaho's poopy mouth /leaves
lovelyable: LOL TEDDYS LIKE WHAT
lovelyable: DID HE EAT BROWNIES TOO
lovelyable: CUZ YOU KNOW
lovelyable: THAT ONE ISNT ON ME
jandi: LMAO TEDDY DROPS BY THE BB DORM AND YB IS OUTSIDE SCRUBBING POOP FROM GAHO'S MOUTH
lovelyable: GD LIKE HOVERING
jandi: gd standing by
jandi: YES
lovelyable: THERES SOME MORE ON THAT CORNER
jandi: LMFAO PRISSY ASS GD
lovelyable: HE'S WEARING LIKE RUBBER GLOVES AND DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

jandi: lmfao teddy should have lke a bulldog
lovelyable: or like something completely weird
lovelyable: a tabby cat
jandi: A PERSIAN
jandi: LMAO YB COMES OVER AND IS LIKE .................
lovelyable: TEDDY'S LIKE SHUT UP ITS MY MOMS
jandi: lmfao it's named like mr. tibbles
jandi: or some shit
lovelyable: LMFASLDKJ
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE DO I HAVE TO CALL IT THAT?
jandi: TEDDYS LIKE NO
jandi: I JUST CALL IT CAT
lovelyable: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
jandi: THAT POOR CAT
jandi: HIGH ON CATNIP ALL THE TIME
lovelyable: TEDDYS LIKE ITS THE ONLY WAY IT SHUTS UP
jandi: YB IS LIKE KIND OF HORRIFIED
jandi: i bet teddy's apartment is like
jandi: total dude apt
jandi: bare
lovelyable: black leather
lovelyable: dirty dishes
jandi: black leather couch
jandi: chrome
jandi: half filled dvd shelf
lovelyable: like a 62 inch plasma screen LCD
jandi: big ass tv ps3
jandi: YEAH LMAO
lovelyable: AND LIKE A MATTRESS ON NO FRAME ON THE FLOOR
jandi: TEDDYS LIKE
jandi: ITS JAPANESE STYLE
jandi: LMAO IT SOUNDS LIKE JAIL
jandi: ybs like i think i prefer the cot
lovelyable: he's like no wonder you're always in the studio
jandi: lmao yb like HYUNG YOU CAN LIVE WITH US YOU KNOW
jandi: teddy like uhhhhhhhhhhhh no thanks
jandi: i got cat with me
lovelyable: ;KLJHGLKJH
lovelyable: CAT
jandi: LMFAO HE WOULDNT CALL IT MR TIBBLES
jandi: TIBBLES-SSHI
lovelyable: YB CALLS IT THAT CUZ HE FEELS BAD
lovelyable: HES LIKE CALLING IT CAT ISNT NICE
lovelyable: HE GOES BACK AND IS LIKE TIBBLES-SSHI IS WEIRD AND GD IS LIKE
lovelyable: WHO THE FUCK IS TIBBLES-SSHI
jandi: LMFAO TOP JUST STARTS CRACKING UP
jandi: hes like ITS CAT
jandi: TEDDY HYUNGS CAT
jandi: and gd is like ohhhhhhh i didnt know it had a name
lovelyable: he mentions it to kush the next day and kush is like I HATE THAT FUCKING DEMON SPAWN
lovelyable: IT BIT ME ONCE
lovelyable: HAD TO TAKE IT TO THE VET AND IT THREW UP IN THE CAR
jandi: LMFAO KUSH
jandi: I BET TEDDY HAS TO FEED IT LIKE FANCY FEAST
lovelyable: AND HIS BALCONY IS LIKE JUST A HUGE CAT JUNGLE GYM
jandi: yb is like he can fall off of that you know
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE ISNT IT DANGEROUS IT GOES ABOVE THE RAILING
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE I HOPE IT DOES
jandi: they have 9 lives
jandi: LMFAO TEDDY
lovelyable: TEDDYS LIKE YOU THINK SO? ALL EAGER
jandi: ALL HAPPY AND SHIT
jandi: LMAO YB TRIES TO SNEAK IN TO PUT FENCING AROUND IT
lovelyable: LMFAO TEDDY IS LIKE
lovelyable: WAT ARE YOU
lovelyable: DOING
lovelyable: /BATS IT AWAY
jandi: LMFAO YB LIKE
jandi: IF IT DIED WHAT WOULD YOU TELL YOUR MOM
jandi: HUH
jandi: ALL ANIMALS DESERVE TO LIVE
jandi: EVEN TIBBLES-SSHI
lovelyable: TEDDY'S LIKE I WOULD TELL HER THAT IT TRIED ATTACKING ME AND I PUSHED IT OFF IN SELF DEFENSE
lovelyable: HES LIKE STOP CALLING IT TIBBLES SSHI
jandi: LMFAO IT DOESNT DESERVE THAT
jandi: he tries to get it to go inside and it like
jandi: scratches and hisses at him