Comments | thecure4ca: NOTE TO SELF #651

thecure4ca

NOTE TO SELF #651

May 04, 2007 16:28

I bought my ex-wife breast implants. Every time someone touches them, I get royalties. I'm a rich man.

Comments 7

themacguffin May 4 2007, 20:47:13 UTC

I owe you $137.50

thecure4ca May 4 2007, 21:22:20 UTC

You're in luck, I was running a 2 for 1 deal!

themacguffin May 4 2007, 21:28:50 UTC

it breaks down to $67.25 and $70.25 since her left one was slightly larger

thecure4ca May 4 2007, 22:08:14 UTC

There was a special on nipple-tweaking. You didn't take advantage of it, so I'm going to go ahead and throw in a free titty-fuck on the day of your choice.

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thecure4ca May 4 2007, 22:22:13 UTC

Oh hell yeah...and for you, I may get a breast job!+

darryn May 5 2007, 00:27:39 UTC

I never touched the actual implants.

thecure4ca May 5 2007, 16:13:12 UTC

Says in the fine print that the use of oven mits still constitutes touching.