NOTE TO SELF #654

[thecure4ca]

If I were a hit-man and I had to hide a body where nobody would find it, I'd put it in the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier...because there's a guard out front 24 hours a day to make sure nobody gets in there to see who it is...

For all we know, Jimmy Hoffa is the unknown soldier...

Comments

[darryn]

They did a DNA test on the Unknown Soldier and identified him.

It's getting to the point that serial killing hardly seems worth the effort anymore. (For those few that actually still make an effort.)

[thecure4ca]

"Nobody" takes pride in their work anymore...including the ones who produce the bodies.

P.S. Did the Unknown Soldier have a paper bag with holes in it over his head?

[themacguffin]

if its guarded 24 hours how will you sneak in the body? better look for a 23 hour guarded tomb

[thecure4ca]

I'm going to wait until daylight savings time, then spring into action!

[adman]

Now that's smart .. real smart.. Yer not just a pretty face are you.