Dre

[thedamo]

I woke around 7:19. Then stared at the red LCD display until 7:26. knowing that it was 2 mins fast and was actually 7;24. A brief shower and suprisingly hassle free shave I left the house at 7:46 walking brisky to catch the 7:48 train to Lewisham station. As usual I did'nt pay. Left the station and walked 10 yards to the DLR station, swiped in via

Comments

[jon_quinn]

Well done.

[thedamo]

You're nonchalant attitude only serves to reveal the depths of your own forgetfulness when it comes to matters of Dr.Dre. John who you think brought you the O.G's,Eazy-Es,Ice Cubes and D.O.C's. And Snoop D O double G's. And a group that said muthafuck the police?

[caro1yn]

dont worry, its not even noon yet!

think fast and he'll never find out...

[theeadversary]

Dre is always watching. He sent his only son M&M to punish those who forget. His peanut based madness is born of such as ye..

[thedamo]

I suppose, with the time difference and that. Dre is probably still in bed. Unless he's somehow omnipotent, everywhere at once, constantly monitoring how much of the world is currently thinking about him. That said if he had those kind of powers I might do something more benificial than rap. Much like Paul Daniels or Uri Geller. Both men with abilities far beyond those of normal mortals, able to defy the laws of physics using secret knowledge only they posess but what do they do? Solve global warming, make food appear as if by magic during famines. No. They make hankies disappear and spoons bend. Do they not recall the parable of the talents. Eternal damnation awaits.

[caro1yn]

there now, you see? anyway, even if he did know, he would probably only say 'fuck' or something.