I'm not THAT fat...

[thedarkness007]

I was at Walmart yesterday buying a movie for my mom's birthday, and this guy walked infront of me and said "Excuse me" when there was a shit load of room for him to walk. Now I know he probably said it because he walked infront of my line of vision, but this is just something that annoys the hell outta me when people do it. To me, he'd only have

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[monkeycling]

I always say excuse me when I walk in front of people in stores, not because they are in my way, but because I am excusing myself for blocking thier view of the produce, or in your case, DVDs. Although it would have been interesting if it went down like this;

You:Hmmm?(deciding which DVD to purchase for your slightly older Mother)
Man:Excuse me.
You:You tryin' to say somethin"? You sayin' i'm so fat you can't get by me? Or is it my afro? Huh(pushes man)!!?
Man:I'm sorry, I was just...(man suddenly falls to the ground after a very suddenly being cracked on the head by a Law & Order: Season 3 DVD.
You:I may be kinda big, but at least I won't be watching my Special Edition Uncut 40 Year Old Virgin DVD in a motherfuckin' hospital bed.
....foo.

Lesson of the day......just let it sliiiiide.

[thedarkness007]

that almost happened