So, this one time, I was at a 3 way stop, and across the intersection from me, there was this car ( Read more... )

I like how my guitar is selling for mad dolla dolla billz on Ebay.
And I like how the lady who interviewed me said she was impressed.
And I like how I have a follow up interview on Friday.
And I like how Janice and I argued like little kids today.

I had a lot of fun Monday.

( 75 things eh? Bring your poptarts, kids. )

Last night we hunted zombies ( Read more... )

Today I...

... made cocaine brownies.
... had some Broodwich.
... was disabled.
... punished Janice with my ass.
... cardanced with Hannles.
... ate too much.
... shared Skittles.
... running asspunched Caitlin.
... had tons of fun.

I love you gals.

♥Daryl

I'm a happy boy.
But I can't beat the last race in Midnight Club. It's so hard.
And I'm really hungry.
And bored.
But other than that, I'm a happy boy.

ATTN: Caitlin, Kel-aroni and cheese, and Sarah.Tonight needs to have an adventure ( Read more... )

Interview for Saturday at 1:30.

I put it here so I don't forget.

Oh, and Kel Y Jelly, the snake's name was Freddie Mercury. As in the singer for Queen.

The next animal will have to be Adam Lazzara. Or maybe Frankie Lymon. Or if it's ghey, Clay Aiken.

♥Daryl

Tonight I had more mediocre Chinese food.
Iowa restaurants suck arse.
But on the bright side, Shawn and I are totally going to be car guys.
We're macho like that.

♥Daryl

You know what sucks?
Getting fired because people won't answer the phone when you're dying.

♥Daryl

I'm a happy boy.

Due in no small part to Dorth Maul's breasts, Spitalfield sing-along, lung puddles, and a special place for me down there.

♥Daryl