super junior m | kick me extras (1/?)
"kick me" extras (1/?)
♬ so i didn't want to do follow-ups for " kick me" so much as i wanted to write more chatfic. and i felt it'd be tacky if i wrote another standalone chatfic so i decided to opt for the tried-and-true george lucas method and write fake sequels instead.
❊ prompts ganked from 1sentence; however, these are most assuredly not sentences. the goal is to write all 50 but the likelihood of that happening is basically zero.
✿ qmi. third verse, same as the first. five snippets. 825 words.
note: "眯迷米蜜觅" is pronounced "mi mi2 mi3 mi4 mi4" and literally means "squint enchanted grain sweet Mi" but with enough curlicues of logic could conceivably be translated (and this is sort of the intention) into "Mi, who has ^^ eyes and is quite enamored of sweet rice." But really, it's just mimimimimi, which is kind of what I call him in my head anyway. mimimimimi <3
₪ ring
International Night rolls around in April and the Chinese Students' Association is fundraising for a guest speaker by tabling boba and fortune cookies; Zhou Mi, whom Han Geng has rather wisely put in charge of sitting in front of a tower of boba tea cups and smiling winningly at random passersby, texts fortunes to Kyuhyun in between tracing rings and stars into the condensation.
Zhou Mi:
It takes more than good memory to have good memories. ^^
Zhou Mi:
A cheerful message is on its way to you. ^^
Zhou Mi:
Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you. :)!
Zhou Mi:
You don't get harmony when everyone sings the same note!
Zhou Mi:
I got a really weird one this time :/
Zhou Mi:
Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle. :/
Cho Kyuhyun:
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
₪ hero:lp0 on fire: WOULD YOU DANCE
lp0 on fire: IF I ASKED YOU TO DANCE
眯迷米蜜觅 says: uh.
lp0 on fire: WOULD YOU RUN
lp0 on fire: AND NEVER LOOK BACK
眯迷米蜜觅 says: :D...?
lp0 on fire: WOULD YOU CRY
lp0 on fire: IF YOU SAW ME CRYING
lp0 on fire: AND WOULD YOU SAVE MY SOUL TONIGHT
眯迷米蜜觅 says: ...
lp0 on fire: I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY
lp0 on fire: I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN
眯迷米蜜觅 says: ok
眯迷米蜜觅 says: i am not falling for this
眯迷米蜜觅 says: sungmiiiiin stop hacking his account!
lp0 on fire: not my fault he's an idiot and thinks your birthday is a strong password
lp0 on fire: haha omg these logs
lp0 on fire: he still talks to SmarterChild
₪ memory
Sungmin's second major and actually successful prank is ingeniously simple, he thinks: switching Kyuhyun's brand new Intel X25 SATA II 250GB SSD with one of his dad's old hard drives.
Kyuhyun nearly has a heart attack when he's greeted by a Windows ME startup screen the next morning, followed by a hamsterdance virus and a rather petulant blue screen of death; Zhou Mi spends half an hour patting his head and trying to remind him that murder generally leads to bad things, like prison and orange jumpsuits.
So Kyuhyun reroutes all the shortcuts on Sungmin's desktop instead.
("What are you doing?" Zhou Mi asks with some interest, leaning in to peek over Kyuhyun's shoulder and sipping a peach smoothie.
There is a maniacal glint in Kyuhyun's eye when he answers. "Oh, just making it so that his computer shuts down whenever he tries to open a program. Any program.")
₪ box
"I want to be SOLID SNAKE," Zhou Mi announces loudly, his third or possibly fourth Smirnoff just barely out of his hands. Fingers wrapped around the controller, he sways a little to get his footing, then pops an eighth maraschino cherry into his mouth. Grins around it at Kyuhyun, who rolls his eyes and selects Princess Peach - partially because he is a douche, but mostly because he's plastered and therefore thinks pink and yellow are hilarious aliens.
Three suicides by bumper, an angry mushroom, a baker's dozen of hand grenades, many turnips, and one Final Smash later, Zhou Mi discovers the control pad.
₪ run
Because the universe is fundamentally unfair, Kyuhyun wakes up with a dreadful hangover and Zhou Mi doesn't. In fact, Zhou Mi is chipper as chipmunks (well, comparatively) and starts stuffing strange Chinese herbs and many gallons of water down Kyuhyun's throat pretty much the second he wakes up.
"Okay," Zhou Mi says, after what feels like the seventeenth liter. "I have to run out for a quick meeting. Will you be okay? Should I get someone to come watch you? Is Sungmin free?"
Kyuhyun points out that he is hungover, not dying.
Zhou Mi apparently contacts Sungmin anyway.
sungmin! says: a little bird tells me you're drunk or hungover or dying
sungmin! says: okay not a little bird
sungmin! says: big bird
don't talk to me says: hungovre and why areyn't you at church shut up about my typign okay it hurts
sungmin! says: well i was heading out in my suit and tie when i found out my best friend is hungover!
sungmin! says naturally i figured i would keep him company over the internet
don't talk to me says: you mean gloat in my misry
sungmin! says: yeaaaah
sungmin! says: also, i still haven't forgiven you for the cake batter incident
don't talk to me says: kyuhyun:5, sungmin:2
sungmin! says: um excuse you that is so not the score
sungmin! says: i didn't even know we were keeping score
sungmin! says: you made that up, you invalid >:[
sungmin! says: hahaha invalid invalid
sungmin! says: okay actually leaving for church now
sungmin! says: p.s.
sungmin! says: you just lost the game
sungmin! is offline. Messages you send will be delivered the next time sungmin! comes online.
don't talk to me says: DIE
♬ so i didn't want to do follow-ups for " kick me" so much as i wanted to write more chatfic. and i felt it'd be tacky if i wrote another standalone chatfic so i decided to opt for the tried-and-true george lucas method and write fake sequels instead.
❊ prompts ganked from 1sentence; however, these are most assuredly not sentences. the goal is to write all 50 but the likelihood of that happening is basically zero.
✿ qmi. third verse, same as the first. five snippets. 825 words.
note: "眯迷米蜜觅" is pronounced "mi mi2 mi3 mi4 mi4" and literally means "squint enchanted grain sweet Mi" but with enough curlicues of logic could conceivably be translated (and this is sort of the intention) into "Mi, who has ^^ eyes and is quite enamored of sweet rice." But really, it's just mimimimimi, which is kind of what I call him in my head anyway. mimimimimi <3
₪ ring
International Night rolls around in April and the Chinese Students' Association is fundraising for a guest speaker by tabling boba and fortune cookies; Zhou Mi, whom Han Geng has rather wisely put in charge of sitting in front of a tower of boba tea cups and smiling winningly at random passersby, texts fortunes to Kyuhyun in between tracing rings and stars into the condensation.
Zhou Mi:
It takes more than good memory to have good memories. ^^
Zhou Mi:
A cheerful message is on its way to you. ^^
Zhou Mi:
Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you. :)!
Zhou Mi:
You don't get harmony when everyone sings the same note!
Zhou Mi:
I got a really weird one this time :/
Zhou Mi:
Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle. :/
Cho Kyuhyun:
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
₪ hero:lp0 on fire: WOULD YOU DANCE
lp0 on fire: IF I ASKED YOU TO DANCE
眯迷米蜜觅 says: uh.
lp0 on fire: WOULD YOU RUN
lp0 on fire: AND NEVER LOOK BACK
眯迷米蜜觅 says: :D...?
lp0 on fire: WOULD YOU CRY
lp0 on fire: IF YOU SAW ME CRYING
lp0 on fire: AND WOULD YOU SAVE MY SOUL TONIGHT
眯迷米蜜觅 says: ...
lp0 on fire: I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY
lp0 on fire: I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN
眯迷米蜜觅 says: ok
眯迷米蜜觅 says: i am not falling for this
眯迷米蜜觅 says: sungmiiiiin stop hacking his account!
lp0 on fire: not my fault he's an idiot and thinks your birthday is a strong password
lp0 on fire: haha omg these logs
lp0 on fire: he still talks to SmarterChild
₪ memory
Sungmin's second major and actually successful prank is ingeniously simple, he thinks: switching Kyuhyun's brand new Intel X25 SATA II 250GB SSD with one of his dad's old hard drives.
Kyuhyun nearly has a heart attack when he's greeted by a Windows ME startup screen the next morning, followed by a hamsterdance virus and a rather petulant blue screen of death; Zhou Mi spends half an hour patting his head and trying to remind him that murder generally leads to bad things, like prison and orange jumpsuits.
So Kyuhyun reroutes all the shortcuts on Sungmin's desktop instead.
("What are you doing?" Zhou Mi asks with some interest, leaning in to peek over Kyuhyun's shoulder and sipping a peach smoothie.
There is a maniacal glint in Kyuhyun's eye when he answers. "Oh, just making it so that his computer shuts down whenever he tries to open a program. Any program.")
₪ box
"I want to be SOLID SNAKE," Zhou Mi announces loudly, his third or possibly fourth Smirnoff just barely out of his hands. Fingers wrapped around the controller, he sways a little to get his footing, then pops an eighth maraschino cherry into his mouth. Grins around it at Kyuhyun, who rolls his eyes and selects Princess Peach - partially because he is a douche, but mostly because he's plastered and therefore thinks pink and yellow are hilarious aliens.
Three suicides by bumper, an angry mushroom, a baker's dozen of hand grenades, many turnips, and one Final Smash later, Zhou Mi discovers the control pad.
₪ run
Because the universe is fundamentally unfair, Kyuhyun wakes up with a dreadful hangover and Zhou Mi doesn't. In fact, Zhou Mi is chipper as chipmunks (well, comparatively) and starts stuffing strange Chinese herbs and many gallons of water down Kyuhyun's throat pretty much the second he wakes up.
"Okay," Zhou Mi says, after what feels like the seventeenth liter. "I have to run out for a quick meeting. Will you be okay? Should I get someone to come watch you? Is Sungmin free?"
Kyuhyun points out that he is hungover, not dying.
Zhou Mi apparently contacts Sungmin anyway.
sungmin! says: a little bird tells me you're drunk or hungover or dying
sungmin! says: okay not a little bird
sungmin! says: big bird
don't talk to me says: hungovre and why areyn't you at church shut up about my typign okay it hurts
sungmin! says: well i was heading out in my suit and tie when i found out my best friend is hungover!
sungmin! says naturally i figured i would keep him company over the internet
don't talk to me says: you mean gloat in my misry
sungmin! says: yeaaaah
sungmin! says: also, i still haven't forgiven you for the cake batter incident
don't talk to me says: kyuhyun:5, sungmin:2
sungmin! says: um excuse you that is so not the score
sungmin! says: i didn't even know we were keeping score
sungmin! says: you made that up, you invalid >:[
sungmin! says: hahaha invalid invalid
sungmin! says: okay actually leaving for church now
sungmin! says: p.s.
sungmin! says: you just lost the game
sungmin! is offline. Messages you send will be delivered the next time sungmin! comes online.
don't talk to me says: DIE