what do you call it when a film cuts from 1/4th to 2/8ths?

a match on fraction

two things happened tonight that changed my life ( Read more... )

minus: i got a parking ticket for parking in the barn parking lot when my class is in the barn

plus: my professor brought hella beer for cinco de mayo

today i participated in a day of silence march. we marched around campus for over an hour, silently protesting discrimination against homosexuals. i spent most of the silent hour thinking about girls and sex.

i just got back from a really fucked up party. i've kissed a half dozen guys in the last three days. never have i been so sure i was straight.

if there's one thing i've learned this year is that naming the main character in an rpg "christ" leads to vastly improved dialogue

pokemon:
"ah, christ! what timing!"
"christ! your last battle was splendid!"

final fantasy tactics:
"where is that christ? he should be here at your side!"

hahahhahhaa

experimental cinema goes down as the least deserved b+ i've ever gotten

it wasn't even my lowest grade this quarter

i think when you're stuck debating between two different foods, it's impossible not to regret your eventual decision

have you seen the new goofy five-dollar bill? with it's giant purple sesame-street "this dollar brought to you by the number five" font?


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i know i say this pretty much every time i write a paper these days, but this may be the worst paper i've ever written

two sources quoted a total of three times in eight and a half pages