~The light was shed upon her face and suddenly, in that moment, everything made perfect sense~

[thedeadspot533]

Mafia guy: You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know. Now I ask you, why should I kill this "Count Chocula"?
Captain Crunch: Because that son of a bitch has been spreading lies! My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth! With all respect.

This entry could be extensive or just more of the style I'm comfortable with...but I'm vouching

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Little Bear and Birdie Houses

[cateyes2789]

Why does dancing behind some birdhouses make that bear happy....? He's kinda humpin that middle one also...hmm.. maybe that's what is making him happy...iunno...