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[thedeathcrow]

As i was just getting out of my taxi, i caught my eye on the door, and it hurt. Now i've got a little cut next to my eye. and a headache.

I'm mostly only writing this for sympathy.

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[offensive_mango]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :(

[offensive_mango]

^^ (how was that?)

[thedeathcrow]

wee, I was in the taxi with a boy who lives hearby, it was going to drop him off next. He'd ben telling me about his girl troubles, which amused me because he's ugly and only ever talks about himself. So i was getting out of the taxt and waving goodbye and I sort of closed the door before I was fully out yet.
I staggered and wailed enough to make a man walking his dog stop and stare.

[bruisedegomania]

*dispenses sympathy*

[thedeathcrow]

thankyou!

[twattitude]

Sympathy is completely useless, as it won't make the pain go away. What you need is *empathy*. You should have requested that all your friends slam their eyeballs on to car doors. ;)

[thedeathcrow]

I hope you led the way on this, and hurt yourself in some way?

[twattitude]

Yes, I sawed off my legs with a plastic knife. It took 23 hours.

[thedeathcrow]

It's good to see you're dedicated to my cause.

[thisismusic]

That made it sound like you drive a taxi. Maybe you do drive a taxi!

[thedeathcrow]

haha. I'd be the angriest taxt driver! the sort that shouts profanities at drivers AND pedestrians.

[thisismusic]

Haha I'm like that but I'm usually playing music too loud for people to hear anything I say, which is good really.