a story from the weekend

[thedeathcrow]

I was outside Land Rover in Solihull with the greenpeace team, we were trying to encourage the public to stop buying from them because their cars only do like thirteen miles to the gallon, and are contributing hugely to climate change

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[thisismusic]

< screws up the massive list of curry jokes he was working on for you >

[thedeathcrow]

curry?

dear oh dear.

[thisismusic]

Actually I don't like curry much at all, or curry jokes. I can hardly cope with spicy doritos, never mind a fucking rogan josh or something. I ordered a vindaloo once and cried for about an hour after taking one bite.

I went to boots at lunch time to buy lunch and they had this meal deal. It was so confusing. I was stood there for ages going "right, this this and this... oh fuck, I can't get that with the meal deal. Right, can I get this and this and this? Shit no, I've combined the elements of the meal deal with a box of novelty condoms, that doesn't work either".

Sometimes I think I need a full time carer.

I tidied my desk at work today. Well, I tidied 8 square inches of my desk. Makes all the difference though.

How has your day been?

[thedeathcrow]

teehee, you're funny in a cute kind of way. Cute like "aww! a fuzzy kitten!" , not the other kind.

My day has been brilliant, I haven't done anything. I went to school, only to find I'd been put on study leave, and so i went home, and have been reading and eating cake ever since.
My exams finished on tuesday, so they'll probably correct the study-leave mistake by tomorrow.

Yes, boots meal deals are confusing. I tend to eat exactly the same thing every time I need one, now. One time I had to go from the till to the food section three times,as I kept picking the wrong things.